Ever had an Enema?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:10 pm

If i say no will u come over and give me one

ARS · Post by **ARS** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:11 pm

Ohh, isn't that where they stick the tube into your penis so you can piss or something? Ouch. But if it isn't, boy am I going to look stupid lol.

Anthony

crazyman · Post by **crazyman** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:13 pm

yes,did'nt he do a song with Elton John at the Grammy's ?

ARS · Post by **ARS** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:14 pm

lol, you guys all posted the same time I did =]

Anthony

sito · Post by **sito** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:16 pm

I'm glad nobody can see my browser's history

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grundy · Post by **grundy** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:17 pm

ummm, why are you asking?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:18 pm

Nope, never have, TG

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:32 pm

Enama, ben wah balls, umm.... are you typing with one hand again?

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:37 pm

Dam Evil, you seem to keep thinking on things that have to do with the genital area.

Yes, I have had an enama!!!!
I was constapated so bad once. I had these two fecal objects the sizw of golf balls but they wouldnt come out. I didnt know what to do so I went to the drug store and got the little squit enama thingy. The directions siad to insert into rectum and dispence solution. Then, hold it in for as long as your can. (thats the hard part).

Well, It took two of em go get the damn poop out.

Why are we talking about this anyway?

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:37 pm

Ever get a rim job?

sito · Post by **sito** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:42 pm

lmao, thats very honest of you gmcd33. How did you feel at the checkout counter? I'm the type of guy that blushes when I gotta get something like that. And yes I have had a rim job. I was surprised and found it quite satisfying. I'll never find another one like her

M87 · Post by **M87** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:43 pm

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:50 pm

Holy cow! I walk away after posting.. come back 5 min later and BAMMM 11 replies! lol

Oh yard, your getting sassy on me big guy

hehe

crazyman yes,did'nt he do a song with Elton John at the Grammy's Bwahahahah lol!! good one

Ken, don't leave! hahaha

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:52 pm

If you ever have any surgery, your going to get one.

After you get filled up by the "honey" bucket, the nurse will hand you a super small cloth rag and ask in a soft, and almost breaking voice, "do you think you need a plug"??

Sheesh.........

M87 · Post by **M87** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:55 pm

no you don't.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:56 pm

Originally posted by gmcd33:
Dam Evil, you seem to keep thinking on things that have to do with the genital area.

I don't know.. maybe I had a surge of testostrone today! lol

] Yes, I have had an enama!!!!
I was constapated so bad once. I had these two fecal objects the sizw of golf balls but they wouldnt come out. I didnt know what to do so I went to the drug store and got the little squit enama thingy. The directions siad to insert into rectum and dispence solution. Then, hold it in for as long as your can. (thats the hard part).

[quote

Well, It took two of em go get the damn poop out.

Why are we talking about this anyway? [/QUOTE]

dude what were you eating that week? I want to make sure I don't go through constipation... man it sucks! hahaha

Why am I talking about it? bored and I want to see peoples responces to it too. For some resome I find enema and genital questions entertaining! *LMAO*

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:59 pm

Originally posted by downhill:
If you ever have any surgery, your going to get one.

After you get filled up by the "honey" bucket, the nurse will hand you a super small cloth rag and ask in a soft, and almost breaking voice, "do you think you need a plug"??

Sheesh.........

Nope I have never had surgury. What did you have surgry for? I know my mom had surgry but she never told me about the preperation... I feel so abused

haha

pmsngun · Post by **pmsngun** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 11:23 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye:
Enama, ben wah balls, umm.... are you typing with one hand again?

That was just to perfect lmao

M87 · Post by **M87** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 11:29 pm

too much info.

mooseboy8X · Post by **mooseboy8X** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 4:03 am

whats a rim job? i honestly dont know. use anatomical terms to explain it.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 4:20 am

Originally posted by mooseboy8X:
whats a rim job?

Lickin someone's a**hole

YUCK, there are some sick ass people in this world that actually do that sorta thing.

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 9:23 am

Enemas are not too bad EA.

In fact, they can be quite a relief. Even if you are not constipated! But it's best to go out and eat a couple of pounds of chedder beforehand.

I'll tell you what beats an enema though, and that's a #4 dilaudid suppositor. Slides right in w/ minimal effort and in about 20 minutes..... swoooooooooooooooosh. (ya better be near a bathroom when that happens!)

Hey, I thought you was into gerbals anyway.............

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 9:38 am

*LMAO* guys....

I never had one (even though I had surgery performed on me a couple of times), but I've given it to other people back when I was working in a nursing home. NASTY, I tell ya, NASTY!!! Especially if it spreads all over the bed afterwards and you're the one who has to clean it all up.... Thank god for rubber gloves!!! *grins*

Cheers,
Ronald

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downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 10:45 am

By TonyT
I'll tell you what beats an enema though, and that's a #4 dilaudid suppositor. Slides right in w/ minimal effort and in about 20 minutes..... swoooooooooooooooosh. (ya better be near a bathroom when that happens!)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeech.......suppositories taste terrible!!

Evil Angel...I had hernia operations when I was younger. Different times and different nurses.

I got them from a combination of heridity and working way too hard as a youth.

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 11:58 am

Originally posted by sitosterol:
lmao, thats very honest of you gmcd33. How did you feel at the checkout counter? I'm the type of guy that blushes when I gotta get something like that. And yes I have had a rim job. I was surprised and found it quite satisfying. I'll never find another one like her

I didnt like buying it very much. I mixed the enama in with a bunch of candy and stuff. I also bought it at around 4 in the morning. As far as what caused the constipation, it was increasing my dosage of prozac at the time. One of the side effects of Prozac is severe constipation. It was so bad I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital. I've been off the prozac for years now- crazy sh!t.

Oh and rim jobs are the best!

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 2:58 pm

Originally posted by crazyman:
yes,did'nt he do a song with Elton John at the Grammy's ?

ROFL

That's about what I think of him too!

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 3:01 pm

Originally posted by ARS:
Ohh, isn't that where they stick the tube into your penis so you can piss or something? Ouch. But if it isn't, boy am I going to look stupid lol.

Anthony

Well, given the choice you offer I think I'd take the enema

I didn't think there were people who didn't know what an enema was. Brings up ideas for show & tell, eh?

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 3:45 pm

Actually come to think of it, I did have an enema, last night in fact. But us Irish people call it cabbage

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EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Mar 18, 2001 4:23 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module:
Actually come to think of it, I did have an enema, last night in fact. But us Irish people call it cabbage

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yes rufage works well!

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 12:43 am

Ya can toss a salad wit' syrip, or jelly! Personally, I prefer syrip! --Chris Rock

Too funny

...and definatly not for sharing! ( George Carlin )