* I live next door to an Arab couple and they have challenged me to a water fight in the back yard. They have 3 little kids. So, I am writing this to kill time until the water boils.
* Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9 yr. old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day, he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty old bike with a bent wheel, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video, it's ****ing hilarious!
* I caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "Good morning, you ugly prick!" It's not yours is it?
* I am sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful!
* Been to the optometrist today he told me I was color blind. Now I'm ****in' worried that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?
* There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagin.
* I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer.
Politically incorrect but who cares?
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Dan wrote:I don't care
SCREW politically correct !
I'm tired of politically correct !
besides,all you have to do is label yourself as a comedian or late night talk show host and you can get away with anything !
Being politically correct will be the downfall of our civilization. It’s impossible to watch everything you say, so that it won’t hurt somebody’s feelings.
Does it really matter if I’m labeled as handicap or crippled? No matter what people want to call it, at the end of the day I still have the same problems.
Sliding down the banister of life ..........................
Don Rickles is my hero when it comes to PC crap...
Simply run adaware, spybot, ZoneAlarm, HijackThis, AVG, update windows daily, have a router, don't open e-mail, turn off action scripting, don't use P2P networks, don't violate EULAs, and wear a condom to get Windows secured.
People say Linux is alot of work!
People say Linux is alot of work!