IÂ’m making my list and checking it twice.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:56 pm

I want to see my family and friends for christmas... a really hot young man under the tree would rock as well.. So yeah I second Debbie's request a hot dude with an awesome sex drive.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:12 pm

Bastid wrote:Hi Santa... I hope you and the Mrs. are well.

Quite well, and thank you for asking.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:14 pm

downhill wrote:ROTFLMAO!

Forget the over 16 crowd, Santa. Save your energy for the kids. That's my wish.

I hate to not grant wishes, but young or old, who ever believes I try my best to help.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:18 pm

Abigale Van Bedwetter wrote:Oh pleez Santa send me some new bed sheets for the winter time

Plastic, rubber or mylar?

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:24 pm

Annalysa wrote:I want to see my family and friends for christmas... a really hot young man under the tree would rock as well.. So yeah I second Debbie's request a hot dude with an awesome sex drive.

All you pretty young women around here almost makes me wish I wasn’t married.

Come sit on Santa’s lap and let me show you his North pole.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:26 pm

CableDude wrote:I think U know what I want Santa......

B, C or D cup?

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:04 pm

Santa Claus wrote:All you pretty young women around here almost makes me wish I wasn’t married.

Come sit on Santa’s lap and let me show you his North pole.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:46 pm

I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:48 pm

Sava700 wrote:I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!

If you hurt santa the underpants gnomes will go nuclear on yo ass!

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:39 am

YARDofSTUF wrote:If you hurt santa the underpants gnomes will go nuclear on yo ass!

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:29 am

Sava700 wrote:I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!

I have a special elf just for you.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:50 am

Sava700 wrote:I'm gonna slap santa silly with his bag of coal if I don't get my Hot College chicks!

You're not getting them.

They are headed my way.

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:59 am

Santa Claus wrote:Will this do?

I'll take some of those..please!!!

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:49 pm

Santa Claus wrote:I have a special elf just for you.

meh... your getting closer

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:36 pm

Sava700 wrote:meh... your getting closer

Pick.... or by default you get this.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:37 pm

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:46 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Pick.... or by default you get this.

who are you and why did you steal MadDocs account?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:53 pm

Sava700 wrote: who are you and why did you steal MadDocs account?

/start/

SpeedGuide rule book. Page 34, paragraph 2: When decisions need to be made, they are made by MadDoctor. His rulings cannot be overturned. Avoid getting into this possible situation as MadDoctor is not right in the head.

/end/

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:59 pm

MadDoctor wrote:/start/

SpeedGuide rule book. Page 34, paragraph 2: When decisions need to be made, they are made by MadDoctor. His rulings cannot be overturned. Avoid getting into this possible situation as MadDoctor is not right in the head.

/end/

ohhyeah.. ok well post some hot college chic pictures and make everything all better again

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:46 pm

Can't.

Santa's thread......

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:51 pm

The guy on the far left up top is soo scary looking. I do not want him Santa... I want someone that looks alot more like Johnny Depp. Big Brown sexy eyes and yummy lips and the sex drive of course.. Thanks Santa.. I have been a good girl I promise.. *crossing fingers*

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:18 pm

Annalysa wrote: I have been a good girl I promise..

I know that.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:15 pm

Two things:

1: Continued good health for my friends and family.

2: A 66 street bob from sucker punch sally for me.

….and no promises of being a good boy from me. You know damn good and well better then that BS story like that.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:14 pm

RoundEye wrote:Two things:

1: Continued good health for my friends and family.

2: A 66 street bob from sucker punch sally for me.

….and no promises of being a good boy from me. You know damn good and well better then that BS story like that.

You spent two Christmas’ and your 18th birthday laid up from motorcycle accidents, are you nucking futs boy?

……..don’t answer that.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:40 pm

I dont know what I want

.... surprise me

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:01 am

Santa I dont want anyone to break into my car this year at school

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:02 am

Randy wrote:I dont know what I want .... surprise me

Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit

$5.88

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:47 am

tHE_0ne wrote:

Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit

$5.88

thats pretty cool.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:04 am

For my house to sell.....so I can move on with my new life, and buy a Harley Dyna Street Bob...flat black.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:20 am

Dear Santy,
You know what I want, so bring it!

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:58 am

tHE_0ne wrote:Santa I dont want anyone to break into my car this year at school

Simple, take the bus.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:02 pm

tHE_0ne wrote:

Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit

$5.88

That crazy rat bastard would probably spread it all over his head and make himself look like a chia pet.

I.Dont.Think.So.

I have better plans in mind for him.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:03 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:For my house to sell.....so I can move on with my new life, and buy a Harley Dyna Street Bob...flat black.

I know you. I know how you roll. It's gonna happen.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:06 pm

Ken wrote:Dear Santy,
You know what I want, so bring it!

What you want is illegal in 35 states and 5 countries.

I’ll have Mrs. Claus check on it, and I’ll get back with you on that one.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:37 pm

Santa Claus wrote:What you want is illegal in 35 states and 5 countries.

I’ll have Mrs. Claus check on it, and I’ll get back with you on that one.

Santy, I am still trying to take off what Mrs. Claus put on me last year. I have tried Ajax, and even Ajax wouldn't take it off...

OTOH, it is good to know that it is finally legal in some countries. I was happy that US extradition is virtually impossible from Venezuela, however, I still need a new place to hide out, damn Statutes of Limitations and gag orders... Can’t a man get a little piece…er…peace…

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:17 am

If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:23 am

Ok santa...its make up time. I won't shot at you this year if you bring me at least one of what I asked for.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:16 am

Hey Santa,

I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.

Merry Christmas

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:17 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.

Whoa!! Congrats Brian!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:20 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Hey Santa,

I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.

Merry Christmas

Hi JCOS!!!!!!!

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