Yankel had a wife named Gittel, who nagged him unmercifully from morning until night (and sometimes later,) for the 45 years they had been married. Gittel was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out buying and selling junk and scrap metal with his old mule. Consequently, he was out a lot.
One day, when Yankel was negotiating a deal with another junk dealer, Gittel brought him lunch. Yankel drove the mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to heat his lunch.
Immediately after he finished saying his prayers and started to eat, Gittel began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet - caught Gittel smack in the back of the head killing her dead on the spot.
At the funeral the next day, one of the Rabbis noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach Yankel, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement. But when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the Rabbi decided to ask he old friend about it.
After the funeral, the Rabbi spoke to Yankel and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with all the woman, but always shook his head and disagred with the men.
Yankel said, "Well, the woman would come up and say something about what a wonderful woman my wife was, or how she was such a good cook, so I'd not my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" The Rabbi asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
The Nag
The Nag
SG Pimp Name : *Treacherous P. Shizzle*
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
