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poptom
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by poptom » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:56 pm
If you had your wits about, you would have looked her right in the eye (the EYE!) and recited a sonnet with your arms outstretched.
Ah well, there probably won't be a second chance unless she catches you coming out of the shower.
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Prey521
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by Prey521 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:02 pm
LOL I'm tellin you man, I was sooooooooooooo not enjoyin it
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by ScottE » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:04 pm
Prey521 wrote: LOL I'm tellin you man, I was sooooooooooooo not enjoyin it
Why even mention it dude?
Respect it.
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by Prey521 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:05 pm
ScottE wrote: Why even mention it dude?
You must not have read my earlier post!
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by downhill » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:21 pm
I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?
Nothing like standing on a street corner screaming at the top of your voice...........................
........."I saw my mother-inlaw NAKED"..
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by wee96 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:42 pm
downhill wrote: I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?
Nothing like standing on a street corner screaming at the top of your voice...........................
........."I saw my mother-inlaw NAKED"..
Somehow I think the only one that would ever even remotely have a chance of finding that out is the wife...
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by Prey521 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:48 pm
downhill wrote: I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?
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Joel
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by Joel » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:05 am
You know, I'm pretty sure that, not derived from experience here, if I had a mother in law, and I saw her naked, I'd go to a bar, get drunk, try to drive home but accedentally drive off the side of a bridge and plummet to my fiery watery death.
If that didn't work, I think I'd shoot myself in the face.
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by golfnintendoboy » Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:27 pm
Joel wrote: You know, I'm pretty sure that, not derived from experience here, if I had a mother in law, and I saw her naked, I'd go to a bar, get drunk, try to drive home but accedentally drive off the side of a bridge and plummet to my fiery watery death.
If that didn't work, I think I'd shoot myself in the face.
but then we wouldn't get to hear all about it on SG!
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Set
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by Set » Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:31 pm
Could of been worse prey.... Could of been your father in law Naked.. :Ekk:
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by golfnintendoboy » Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:32 pm
Set wrote: Could of been worse prey.... Could of been your father in law Naked.. :Ekk:
or both at the same time!
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by Roody » Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:57 pm
golfnintendoboy wrote: or both at the same time!
Im sure Prey would have loved to see his middle aged balls.
wee96
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by wee96 » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:02 pm
Damn prey think if it was him and her boinkin away, you probably would have puked all over the floor right where you stood and passed out
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by chimdogger » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:22 pm
Steele wool? Googling mature latina's as we speak....
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by YeOldeStonecat » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:27 pm
It's still aliiiiiIIIIiiiive!
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Prey521
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by Prey521 » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:10 pm
You guys are evil!!!!!!!!!!!! Let this die!
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by YeOldeStonecat » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:14 pm
MMmmmm that fresh out of the shower scent to nuzzle your nose in. MMmmmmmm!
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Philip
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by Philip » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:17 pm
Prey521 wrote: downhill wrote: I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?
You can always ask them...
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by Prey521 » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:23 pm
Philip wrote: You can always ask them...
LMAO, that should make for interesting conversation!!
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by Sarahnn » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:37 am
Prey521 wrote:
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!
Help me, help me please!
Maybe I can help, Prey, since I am a MIL. It may help for you to always remember which direction she ran in when she saw
you.
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by Prey521 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:56 am
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Joel
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by Joel » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:58 am
I don't know... Letting the topic die doesn't seem like what Ol'prey here wanted.
Who the crap says they saw their mother in law naked unless they want to get straight out, how do you say.. Owned.
Scott
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by Scott » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:44 am
Joel wrote: I don't know... Letting the topic die doesn't seem like what Ol'prey here wanted.
Who the crap says they saw their mother in law naked unless they want to get straight out, how do you say.. Owned.
He likes the abuse.
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by Prey521 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:47 am
Scott wrote: He likes the abuse.
What can I say, I'm a masochist!
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Ken
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by Ken » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:36 am
Maybe this thread should be a sticky,...in ALL of the forums! Maybe the first post should be put up on the SG main page with the news... Let's see, 4,000,000 hits a months, hmmm...
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by Noevo » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:37 am
Ken wrote: Maybe this thread should be a sticky,...in ALL of the forums! Maybe the first post should be put up on the SG main page with the news... Let's see, 4,000,000 hits a months, hmmm...
Can we put out a press release?
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by Ken » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:50 am
Noevo wrote: Can we put out a press release?
Sure! I was even thinking of editing the "accidentally" from the thread title to say "Finally"...
Prey521
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by Prey521 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:51 am
You guys are tyrants!
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by Noevo » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:55 am
Ken wrote: Sure! I was even thinking of editing the "accidentally" from the thread title to say "Finally"...
awesome! we should check prey's blog for more evidence against him
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by Illini25 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:23 pm
Noevo wrote: bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha....*gasp*...bwwahahahhahahahahahhaaha...*gasp*....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...*gasp*...BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*...*floor*....*gasp*....
buy her a trim kit for xmas and see how she reacts?
OMG...that's too funny!!!
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by Ken » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:11 pm
Bump due to "minor" editing...
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by sito » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:23 pm
Oh my!!!
The more I drink, the less I care.
wee96
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by wee96 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:27 pm
thread title change
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by thepieman » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:27 pm
One thing people forgot to mention...did you notice the TITLE of the thread? Its "FINALLY" saw the mother-in-law naked as tho its something he's been waiting for. Our Prey is a MILF man
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by Scott » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:27 pm
LMAO
wee96
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by wee96 » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:28 pm
thepieman wrote: One thing people forgot to mention...did you notice the TITLE of the thread? Its "FINALLY" saw the mother-in-law naked as tho its something he's been waiting for. Our Prey is a MILF man
*got in before pie*
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by Ken » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:28 pm
wee96 wrote: thread title change
What? *whistling*
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by ScottE » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:29 pm
Respect it.
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by Spammy » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:30 pm
- Reps for being a smartass.
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by Ken » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:31 pm
How long do you guys think it will take him to notice?