ARRRGGGHHH!!!! Where's my wallet?

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:11 pm

Couldn't find my wallet yesterday. Had it the night before cause I went from work to the gas station, filled the tank, went to a buddy's for a beer then came home. Next morning, yesterday, can't find the damn thing.

I know it's around but I can't find the f'ing thing and it's driving me nuts.

Looking in the same spots over and over, searched the car, called my buddy, etc...

AARRGGHH

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:12 pm

///sits back in chair slowly counting dollar bills///

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:15 pm

More like credit card receipts, please pay the bill while you're at it buddy

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:15 pm

Check the pants you wore last night I mean your skirt..

Well i dont think your skirt has pockets so i dunno sorry man.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:16 pm

Spammy wrote:Check the pants you wore last night I mean your skirt..

Well i dont think your skirt has pockets so i dunno sorry man.

I believe you have me confused with Ken. See the SG manual please.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:16 pm

Drop trau somewhere for a quickie?

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:18 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Drop trau somewhere for a quickie?

Is this a trick question or do you really not remember?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:19 pm

be careful, some of those hookers are pretty damn smart. She said she was playing with your ass, but she was working the wallet out of your pocket.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:22 pm

Humboldt wrote:Is this a trick question or do you really not remember?

Drop trau = drop trousers

LOL, no, was a short way of asking you if you did some quickie somewhere with the lady of yours, outside, back seat, etc. Hastily crumpled pants on the floor/ground/upside down, may lead to a wallet slipping out the pocket.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:25 pm

Humboldt wrote:I believe you have me confused with Ken. See the SG manual please.

LOL

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:27 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Drop trau = drop trousers

LOL, no, was a short way of asking you if you did some quickie somewhere with the lady of yours, outside, back seat, etc. Hastily crumpled pants on the floor/ground/upside down, may lead to a wallet slipping out the pocket.

I knew exactly what you're referring to. You missed my jest

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:29 pm

OMGHI2U Humby!

1) Look where it could not possiby be...
2) Retrace your steps exactly as you remember...
3) Check sofa cushions, under bed, under car seat, car door panel, the kid down the streets pants, oh wait, that is Noevo,...er...Micheal Jackson, sorry, got you confused...

4) Relax, have a drink and forget about it. You will remember when you don't think about it...

I hope that you find it soon and don't forget to return my bra and panties that you borrowed! (The red g-string, I don't need the granny panties yellow ones anymore...)

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:32 pm

Ken wrote:OMGHI2U Humby!

1) Look where it could not possiby be...
2) Retrace your steps exactly as you remember...
3) Check sofa cushions, under bed, under car seat, car door panel, the kid down the streets pants, oh wait, that is Noevo,...er...Micheal Jackson, sorry, got you confused...
4) Relax, have a drink and forget about it. You will remember when you don't think about it...

I hope that you find it soon and don't forget to return my bra and panties that you borrowed! (The red g-string, I don't need the granny panties yellow ones anymore...)

This thread gives me a woody and i dont know why.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:36 pm

Heh, hiya Ken

Hope you and yours are well

Loonatic · Post by **Loonatic** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:08 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:///sits back in chair slowly counting dollar bills///

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:13 pm

About once a month I either cant find my wallet or my keys, so damn annoying. I always put them in the same place but there will be a time where for some reason they end up somewhere else, dah well

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:16 pm

wee96 wrote:About once a month I either cant find my wallet or my keys, so damn annoying. I always put them in the same place but there will be a time where for some reason they end up somewhere else, dah well

Me to Wee
but its usually because the ol lady moves it.

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:20 pm

Spammy wrote:Me to Wee
but its usually because the ol lady moves it.

I didnt want to say that cuz shell smack me, so I let you say it for me hahaha

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:26 pm

wee96 wrote:I didnt want to say that cuz shell smack me, so I let you say it for me hahaha

Heheheh

Oh Know jenny comes here too

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:27 pm

Found it, pic in a moment

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:28 pm

Yup, that's where I left it all right

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:30 pm

hahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:35 pm

Humboldt wrote:Yup, that's where I left it all right

Bwuahahahahaha...

At least you drink good Beer.

DaddyLongLeg · Post by **DaddyLongLeg** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:42 pm

Humboldt wrote:Yup, that's where I left it all right

LMAO..that's a classic pic. Did you really leave it there? Funny if you did

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:50 pm

Yeah

Got the beer, filled up at the gas station, knew I was oing to be at my buddy's for a single beer so I guess I just stuck the wallet there to keep track of it.

Got home, brought the beer in and kept on working at the six pack while I set up my computer desk and computer system.

doh!

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:41 pm

LOL@Humby...

you need one of these ...

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:59 pm

Whenever I lose something, it's almost certain I'll find it in the fridge or the washing machine.

--Tom

Post by **Philip** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:04 pm

Spammy wrote:Bwuahahahahaha...

At least you drink good Beer.

lol

What beer ? There is no beer. Or maybe someone had too much beer and they couldn't find their wallet afterwards, I don't know.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:06 pm

Next time.....put it in the crisper.

It'll last longer.....

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:22 pm

Humboldt wrote:Yup, that's where I left it all right

Dont you hate when you out smart yourself

Russell · Post by **Russell** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:03 pm

I went to watcha a dvd I rented this morning and couldn't find it. I remembered seeing it sitting on the end table next to the couch with a sippie cup on it (3 year old was using it for a coaster I guess). I asked him where it was and he tells me "stay there" and runs upstairs. He comes back with the empty case. I ask him where the movie is and get the classic, " me don't know." So I trot him back upstairs to his room and ask again. This time he points to his armoire. On the bottom shelf is his magna doodle. I'm thinking surely not, but yes he had stuck it in the small crack where you slide the lever to erase the screen. This just two days after he hid one of his brothers Gamecube games inside a VCR.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:53 pm

Heh, what's a magna doodle?

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:54 pm

Humboldt wrote:Heh, what's a magna doodle?

EDIT: http://www.howstuffworks.com/magna-doodle.htm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:15 am

Humboldt wrote:Heh, what's a magna doodle?

Oh Humby, how old are you? You don't remember Magna Doodles? I had like 4 of them!

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:20 am

Almost 32.

I remember Etch-A-Sketch but never even heard of a magna doodle before.

Sounds like a fancy condom to me but that wouldn't make much sense in this context

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:20 am

Humboldt wrote:Almost 32.

I remember Etch-A-Sketch but never even heard of a magna doodle before.

Sounds like a fancy condom to me but that wouldn't make much sense in this context

Same boat here. Etch a Scetch was great