MEGGIE! Need Help With My Christmas List!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:37 pm

Alright Meggie, before I go sit on the big fat man in the red suit's lap
and tell him what I want for christmas I have a couple of questions I could use your help with;

1) Do you come with any outfits or are they sold seperately? If you do, are there others available also? Is "none" an option?

2) Are you poseable, or is there a special "action figure meggie" that I should be asking ken, I mean the big fat man in the red suit for?

3) Should I ask him to put you under the tree, in the stocking, or propped up like the card board cutout I got of burke last year from him, well a little different I suppose since i'm sure you don't come with your own "kickstand".

4) What are the gotta have things that go along with you? Is there a gift set?

5) am I allowed to snoop before christmas? promise I won't shake the package too hard.

6) lastly- Do you have a no questions return policy or is there a ton of red tape that needs to be gone through in case i'm not fully satisfied?

Thanks for helping me with these, I just like to be nice and clear about what I want when I talk to santa ken..errrr claus.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:41 pm

Batteries are not included. That's all I know.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:09 pm

[quote="Noevo"]Alright Meggie, before I go sit on the big fat man in the red suit's lap
and tell him what I want for christmas I have a couple of questions I could use your help with]

1) you have to buy me lots of new outfits (shoes sold seperately) the outfits must match, if they dont i could self destruct at any time. the no clothes option is only available but there isnt much to see.

2) there is ONLY an action figure meggie, my feet arent pre-posed to fit into heels (sorry burke)

3)under the tree, just make sure u put me in the box with a good looking GI joe, give me something to do till christmas.

4)gift sets include:
Army meggie: complete with humvee and m-16 rifle.
Civilian meggie: with hairbrush, makeup and cute shoes. Bonus wookie doll included with scissors so you can give it a full face haircut.
Drunken bar meggie: including apple martini mix, and bud light, pull her string and she says such catchy slogans as "stairs are hard when you cant feel your feet" , "wow your a lot cuter when im drinking" and "Dont You Judge Me!!"

5)no snooping before christmas! a girl needs time to get ready.

6)why would you return me? your talking crazy talk.

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:11 pm

Meggie wrote:1) you have to buy me lots of new outfits (shoes sold seperately) the outfits must match, if they dont i could self destruct at any time. the no clothes option is only available but there isnt much to see.

2) there is ONLY an action figure meggie, my feet arent pre-posed to fit into heels (sorry burke)

3)under the tree, just make sure u put me in the box with a good looking GI joe, give me something to do till christmas.

4)gift sets include:
Army meggie: complete with humvee and m-16 rifle.
Civilian meggie: with hairbrush, makeup and cute shoes. Bonus wookie doll included with scissors so you can give it a full face haircut.
Drunken bar meggie: including apple martini mix, and bud light, pull her string and she says such catchy slogans as "stairs are hard when you cant feel your feet" , "wow your a lot cuter when im drinking" and "Dont You Judge Me!!"

5)no snooping before christmas! a girl needs time to get ready.

6)why would you return me? your talking crazy talk.

LOL

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:17 pm

LOL. Funny stuff.

Croc.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:19 pm

You forgot "OMG Can u call me?" Meggie

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:21 pm

ScottE wrote:You forgot "OMG Can u call me?" Meggie

complete with smoking broken computer, miscolored tv, jacked up stereo, and calamine lotion.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:22 pm

This thread is getting good.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:24 pm

[setting up surveillance equipment] It is OK Meg, we will get the perv as soon as he makes a move on you... It is going to be OK... [Caressing Meg to calm her down] The stalker(s) will be brought to justice...

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:39 pm

Ken wrote:[setting up surveillance equipment] It is OK Meg, we will get the perv as soon as he makes a move on you... It is going to be OK... [Caressing Meg to calm her down] The stalker(s) will be brought to justice...

Ken's attempt to gain Meggie's confidence, complete with "caresses" and tech toys to watch with.

Nice try Ken.

Croc.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:41 pm

Meggie wrote:1) you have to buy me lots of new outfits (shoes sold seperately) the outfits must match, if they dont i could self destruct at any time. the no clothes option is only available but there isnt much to see.

2) there is ONLY an action figure meggie, my feet arent pre-posed to fit into heels (sorry burke)

3)under the tree, just make sure u put me in the box with a good looking GI joe, give me something to do till christmas.

4)gift sets include:
Army meggie: complete with humvee and m-16 rifle.
Civilian meggie: with hairbrush, makeup and cute shoes. Bonus wookie doll included with scissors so you can give it a full face haircut.
Drunken bar meggie: including apple martini mix, and bud light, pull her string and she says such catchy slogans as "stairs are hard when you cant feel your feet" , "wow your a lot cuter when im drinking" and "Dont You Judge Me!!"

5)no snooping before christmas! a girl needs time to get ready.

6)why would you return me? your talking crazy talk.

1) anatomically correct though right? not like the brembo I bought last year...

are there any Fredericks clothing sets?

3) can I put you in the box with a re-gifted brembo instead?

4)

I WANT A DRUNKEN BAR MEGGIE OF MY OWN!!!

5) just a little peek? I won't tell anyone what I see.../hides ken and surveilance equipment

6) so, no returns...satisifaction is guarenteed though right? right?

oh yeah, instruction manual! Is there one? is it very thick? and is it in multiple languages so I can have my smart friends help me figure out how to work you?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:44 pm

Ken wrote:[setting up surveillance equipment] It is OK Meg, we will get the perv as soon as he makes a move on you... It is going to be OK... [Caressing Meg to calm her down] The stalker(s) will be brought to justice...

Is that a tripod or are you just happy to me? HEY! alirght ya bob crane wannabe put away the camera and zip up!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:54 pm

Meggie wrote:1) you have to buy me lots of new outfits (shoes sold seperately) the outfits must match, if they dont i could self destruct at any time. the no clothes option is only available but there isnt much to see.

2) there is ONLY an action figure meggie, my feet arent pre-posed to fit into heels (sorry burke)

3)under the tree, just make sure u put me in the box with a good looking Ken and Barbie, give me something to do till christmas.

4)gift sets include:
Army meggie: complete with humvee and m-16 rifle.
Civilian meggie: with hairbrush, makeup and cute shoes. Bonus wookie doll included with scissors so you can give it a full face haircut.
Drunken bar meggie: including apple martini mix, and bud light, pull her string and she says such catchy slogans as "stairs are hard when you cant feel your feet" , "wow your a lot cuter when im drinking" and "Dont You Judge Me!!"

5)no snooping before christmas! a girl needs time to get ready.

6)why would you return me? your talking crazy talk.

Fixed!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:55 pm

Ken wrote:Fixed!

lol the two words preceding "ken" in your fix preclude it from meaning you!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:56 pm

Ken wrote:Fixed!

Nah, not really. There are a lot of other Meggie gift sets that for one reason or another didn't make it into the final shipping version.

SC Meggie for instance.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:57 pm

Noevo wrote:Is that a tripod or are you just happy to me? HEY! alirght ya bob crane wannabe put away the camera and zip up!

Pay him no attention, Meg, he is just a common, everyday psycho pervert...

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:59 pm

[quote="ScottE"]Nah, not really. There are a lot of other Meggie gift sets that for one reason or another didn't make it into the final shipping version. ]

OY! butt out, you've had your shot!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:00 pm

Noevo wrote:OY! butt out, you've had your shot!

I know and she told me that shot would make the burning sensation go away, but it hasn't yet.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:01 pm

ScottE wrote:I know and she told me that shot would make the burning sensation go away, but it hasn't yet.

Pffft! rookie!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:02 pm

ScottE wrote:I know and she told me that shot would make the burning sensation go away, but it hasn't yet.

The doc gave me some pills in addition to the shot... ]spayed and neutered[/color] him!

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Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:04 pm

oooooh, is there a "I can't pay you in money" meggie?!!!! SWEEET!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:05 pm

Ken wrote: (Noevo went to a vet, they spayed and neutered him! )

it was dark, they couldn't tell which side was front!

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:05 pm

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:06 pm

Noevo wrote:oooooh, is there a "I can't pay you in money" meggie?!!!! SWEEET!

No, that doll only comes in the Brembo version.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:06 pm

Brent wrote:

If only Julio had spelled that van art right!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:08 pm

ScottE wrote:No, that doll only comes in the Brembo version.

now why is it everytime I say meggie your mouth moves? There is a meggie right?

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:09 pm

Burke wrote:If only Julio had spelled that van art right!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:10 pm

Noevo wrote:now why is it everytime I say meggie your mouth moves? There is a meggie right?

She only exists as a figment of somebodies imagination.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:10 pm

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:12 pm

ScottE wrote:She only exists as a figment of somebodies imagination.

sure do talk to yourself a lot then

meggie! get your anatomically correct self back in here!

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:18 pm

Noevo wrote:sure do talk to yourself a lot then

meggie! get anatomically correct self back in here!

DL this. http://www.goteamspeak.com

Occasionaly if we are good she goes on there and whispers sweet nothings in our ears.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:27 pm

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:27 pm

Noevo wrote:sure do talk to yourself a lot then

meggie! get your anatomically correct self back in here!

im back now what?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:29 pm

ScottE wrote:DL this. http://www.goteamspeak.com

Occasionaly if we are good she goes on there and whispers sweet nothings in our ears.

dude that's brent!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:31 pm

Meggie wrote:im back now what?

oh man...now what? *EDITED* and then you *EDITED* yes? and then maybe I could *EDITED* *EDITED*? and then we finish up with *EDITED*. eggs good for breakfast or french toast better?

now put all that in one present and I'd be happy as a *EDITED*

EDIT - Ken you little biatch!

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:37 pm

Noevo wrote:oh man...now what? *EDITED* and then you *EDITED* yes? and then maybe I could *EDITED* *EDITED*? and then we finish up with *EDITED*. eggs good for breakfast or french toast better?

now put all that in one present and I'd be happy as a *EDITED*

EDIT - Ken you little biatch!

never leave it for my mind to fill in the blanks :P

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:42 pm

Meggie wrote:

never leave it for my mind to fill in the blanks :P

Imagination is a good thing

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:43 pm

Noevo wrote:Imagination is a good thing

i can make anyone look like brad pitt with my eyes closed.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:47 pm

Meggie wrote:i can make anyone look like brad pitt with my eyes closed.

no no, that's not imagination. you're getting it confused with beer goggles again!

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:48 pm