How good is your hearing?

blacklab · Post by **blacklab** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:13 pm

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby
to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
'Let's go to my apartment,... I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and
solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me.

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:26 pm

what?

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:55 pm

Gixxer wrote:what?

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me.

Duh..

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:23 pm

Leatherneck wrote:Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me.

Duh..

Not sure but I think he was making a joke about how good his hearing is.

Could be he didn't get the joke but ...

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:43 pm

Yeah, knowing this crowd he got the joke!

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:06 pm

Humboldt wrote:Not sure but I think he was making a joke about how good his hearing is.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:24 pm

I like it. Haha!

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:29 pm

what?

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:08 am

When you become deaf, as opposed to being born that way...

U can get away with sub-woofers against your tummy?>

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:12 pm

LMAO..blacklab, with all the crap going on in the forum..your posts are the only ones that are fun. What would we do without you.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:21 am

Teirney wrote:LMAO..blacklab, with all the crap going on in the forum..your posts are the only ones that are fun. What would we do without you.

Ditto!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:53 am

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:23 am

LOL poor kid