Happy Birthday BlackLab!!!
Happy Birthday BlackLab!!!
Have a great day!!
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Happy Birthday 
Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell
to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1.
The Operator said "Where are you?"
Ole answered, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on
Eucalyptus Street."
The operator asked, "How do you spell that?"
The phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for
Ole. She could hear him panting. He finally came back on line and
said, "I dragged her over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K."
It was an elderly man's 90th birthday and his family threw him a huge party. They even got him a cake with a beautiful young woman in it.
After everyone sang happy birthday, the pretty girl jumped out of the cake and walked over to the man and said, "I'm here to give you super sex!". The old man replied, "What kind of soup?".
Men Are Like.......
Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....Vacations. They never seem long enough.
Men are like....Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ....Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
Men are like....Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
Men are like....Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
Men are like....Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like....Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like....Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you're riding it.
Men are like....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Happy Birthday
to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1.
The Operator said "Where are you?"
Ole answered, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on
Eucalyptus Street."
The operator asked, "How do you spell that?"
The phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for
Ole. She could hear him panting. He finally came back on line and
said, "I dragged her over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K."
It was an elderly man's 90th birthday and his family threw him a huge party. They even got him a cake with a beautiful young woman in it.
After everyone sang happy birthday, the pretty girl jumped out of the cake and walked over to the man and said, "I'm here to give you super sex!". The old man replied, "What kind of soup?".
Men Are Like.......
Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....Vacations. They never seem long enough.
Men are like....Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ....Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
Men are like....Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
Men are like....Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
Men are like....Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like....Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like....Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you're riding it.
Men are like....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Happy Birthday
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blacklab
- Senior Member
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- Location: Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada
Thanks for the good wishes everyone. It is much appreciated.
Thanks for the jokes De Plano. I have a few old friends that I will pass them on to.
I am going to make sure my wife sees this one.
Been a good day, of course any day above ground is considered to be a good day.
Thanks for the jokes De Plano. I have a few old friends that I will pass them on to.
I am going to make sure my wife sees this one.
Of course my hearing is good and maybe it will stop the ice cream cakes they usually get me.De Plano wrote:
It was an elderly man's 90th birthday and his family threw him a huge party. They even got him a cake with a beautiful young woman in it.
After everyone sang happy birthday, the pretty girl jumped out of the cake and walked over to the man and said, "I'm here to give you super sex!". The old man replied, "What kind of soup?".
Happy Birthday
Been a good day, of course any day above ground is considered to be a good day.
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MissTynker2
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- Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2003 12:00 pm
- Location: Northern California
