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by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

blebs wrote:....but what am I to tell the guy that has orders to shoot me if I survive?
If you can tell him anything, he obviously missed.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

I’m checking my list twice, any last minute request?
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

JC wrote:Some Elka remote reservoir shocks for my Kawasaki Teryx.
I have the feeling you’re getting those no matter what I give you.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Florida Folks.....Weather Check
Replies: 20
Views: 2559

They mix salt (large grain...like sea salt, almost like rock salt) with sand..and big trucks cover the roads with it via spreaders on the back of the dump trucks. Sorta like fertilizer broadcasters that you use on your lawn..but huge. Yes the salt adds some slip to the roads..and they usually cover ...
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

The economy to stablize and Wall St to take care of Main St. Stop the Fed from pumping the markets and cooking the numbers. Guarantee jobs for anyone who wants to work.
I make toys, I’m no economist. They got a bunch of jokers ruining the economy.

Live comfortably instead of feeling like ...
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

BaLa wrote:My Daughter back? Long story.....
It doesn’t matter how long the story is. Not hearing “daddy” in the morning is heartbreaking. The thing is keep your cool. She’ll be there when she gets older.

Wish I could help.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

RoundEye wrote:A new life and a day withou fear of loss.
you are a canidate for god. I cant pull that off.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:When you say "just keep sending me the bad girls" do you mean toothless... or more hair than a gorilla?
I’ll leave you 50 bucks. Go stand outside a dentist office.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Debbie wrote:I want a biiiiiiiiiiig teddy bear!!!!
is this too big?

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by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:Big as in size or as in sexual abilities. If it's sexual, I'll jut cut and run if you don't mind.


Notthat kind of bear you fool!

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by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Debbie wrote:I want a biiiiiiiiiiig teddy bear!!!!

Done Deal
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Ken wrote: :wth:



Well Santa, you know me... No since in pretending that I am on the good list, ...so just keep sending me the bad girls and I will make do... ;) :D
OK, when I'm done.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

I want my life, wife and kids back. As a matter of fact Santa, I will give you everything I have left if you grant me this one wish and I also will go so far as to forfeit all future requests.

BTW, I know this is a tall order even for you, so I would settle for everyone just being happy.

See the ...
by Santa Claus
Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:05 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

PsykoPenguin wrote:Well if I can't have MadDocs flock of sheep can you please oh please get me a flock of my own? :D
One flock coming up.


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by Santa Claus
Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:53 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

I need more motivation, more energy. I go to work and that just takes about everything out of me. What I need is more energy to pursue my interests. I need a second wave of motivation, Santa.

It helps the reindeer fly around the world.

http://www.talesfromtheotherside.com/images/line-of-meth1 ...
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: is anyone else having trouble using http://www.speedtest.net/ ?
Replies: 4
Views: 864

Works for me, even though I think the speeds are a lie. They’re too fast.

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by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:Even Santa gets lucky on Christmas (and all year round it would appear!).
After Christmas we go to the Bahamas for a week of vacation, that’s when things get buck f**king wild!
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:Sweet!!!
She’s like a perpetual dessert.
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:Spot ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every now and then Santa gets one right.
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Dan wrote:I wish for my credit card balance to be 0
That’s easy stop using the $%^&(* thing! :irate:
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Relax Mad Doc, I don’t give away other people’s stuff. Now breath before you pass out.
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

MadDoctor wrote:Is it true you have a wife Santa? Does she smell like cinnamon and always has a smile on her face? The kind of woman a person would say is the perfect mother/grandmother?
Yes, she tastes like cinnamon too.
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Sava700 wrote:Battlefield 1943 for PC by XMAS??
I thought you had that game already. Sorry but you have to wait until Christmas just like everybody else.
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Leatherneck wrote:Can you please make me this cool.

You’re joking right?

:rotfl:
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Mom has been really into making soup these days. She burnt out 4 braun hand blenders in 2 weeks. Went all out and used my restaurant connections and got her this beaty..

http://www.russums-shop.co.uk/equipment-c98/machines-electrical-c131/robot-coupe-stick-blender-mmp160-p1416

I'm a good son ...
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

CableDude wrote:A new job and a significant other.
I don’t know if I can deliver that by Christmas but I’ll try.
by Santa Claus
Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:53 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

I know it's tough, but... help getting in better shape to go in the military. I've made huge gains (doubled my pushups, increased my situps by 50%), but I don't want to stop getting stronger. And I want to be able to hit my run time - if you could maybe see to helping my legs get stronger faster ...
by Santa Claus
Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Well kids, itÂ’s that time of year again
Replies: 69
Views: 5407

Well kids, it’s that time of year again

I’m sure during the year you’ve found something you want. Tell me and I’ll see if the Elves can make it.
by Santa Claus
Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: The Philosophy of Ambiguity
Replies: 2
Views: 765

cybotron r_9 wrote: ...5. The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live...

.... and they thought I was there for the cookies and milk. :D
by Santa Claus
Fri May 08, 2009 10:20 am
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: Ahhh, retail
Replies: 37
Views: 2067

I have some meat she can wrap up like a good little elf.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

I think this is going to be Santa’s last post if you are going to wallow in pity about what you didn’t get last year, instead of being hopefully optimistic about what you might get this year.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

I want a lot of Weighted Companion Cube Plush's (or just one, I'll settle with one if I have to.), Some of the fuzzy dice too, a replica portal gun, a job, my medical billed payed for without money from my pocket (37k and counting up.), the power armor figurine from fallout 3 LCE from UK, a working ...
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

Sava700 wrote:Same thing I asked for last year that I never got
You probably won’t get it this year either. Kid’s usually don’t get everything they ask for every year, now let it go. Before you find out holding a grudge can get quite heavy.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

Paft wrote:A job that lets me pay the bills.

You can up North with me, draw back is snow, wrapping toys all year and one day off.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

Think wrote:Bring them along and we have a deal:

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I bring them along every year, if you think I’m leaving Lucy and Michelle anywhere you are nuts.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

Ken wrote:Bring adult females this time, OK?
Santa isn’t a pedophile, they were dwarves you mental midget.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

brembo wrote:I want yer head on a pike, fatman.
Wow, what resentment to the jolly guy in red. :wth:
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

mountainman wrote:A black leather billfold and a high quality meat thermometer for cooking.

Good to see you, Claus.

Easy to do and it’s a done deal.
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

If you come to my house again, I'm going to arrest you for break and entry charges plus theft for stealing my cookies and milk. Let alone the damage you made to my chimney lining and the poop your reindeer left on my roof.. :mad:

:)



Well the cookies and milk did have a big SANTA sign by them ...
by Santa Claus
Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion Board
Topic: OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap
Replies: 76
Views: 5510

Honestly, truthfully, I just want to spend time around family this year, and realize how blessed we are to have the family we have, and to be very thankful for everything. For me, the time (and money) to make that happen are what I need the most so this can happen.


I see an address change on the ...

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