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- YeOldeStonecat
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- YeOldeStonecat
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- Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2001 12:00 pm
- Location: Somewhere along the shoreline in New England
Naughty Smurf.
Oh, and:
Oh, and:
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<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
fullName = new String;
var x = 0;
var currentNum = 0;
var currentChar;
var y = 0;
var smurfNames = new Array(
"Conrad",
"Raspy",
"Very Uninteresting",
"Chesty",
"Bambi",
"Insatiable",
"Quantum",
"Lydia",
"Groupie",
"Vanilla Ice",
"Maximus",
"Stanky",
"Hoochie",
"Stoner",
"Trusty",
"Cujo",
"Fidel",
"Naughty",
"Doctor",
"Cleft Palate",
"Britney",
"Flopsy Mopsey",
"The",
"Chanukah",
"Squanto",
"Igneous",
"Megatron",
"Full Monty",
"Yahweh",
"Q*Bert",
"Futzy",
"Meshugana",
"Pimpin'",
"Fetid",
"Fictitious",
"M.C.",
"Cuddly",
"Disgruntled",
"Heterosexual",
"Jurassic",
"Deadly",
"Queasy",
"Waspinator",
"Stews in His Own Gravy",
"Stickleback",
"Fundamentalist",
"Drippy",
"Hannibal",
"Jojoba",
"Kung Pao",
"Boozy",
"Radioactive",
"Fatass",
"Ichabod",
"Phil the",
"Erectile Dysfunction",
"Transparent",
"Moo Goo Gai",
"Talk to the Hand",
"Son of",
"Smurf Smurf",
"Pantsless",
"Super Absorbant",
"Yakuza",
"Very Tall",
"Stoolie",
"Ebola",
"Chicken-Fried",
"New-and-Improved",
"Junkie",
"Lemon-Fresh",
"As-Seen-on-TV",
"Stalker",
"Man-Eating",
"Ibn al'",
"Litigious",
"You Go",
"Slowly Evaporating",
"The Real Slim",
"Golden Flash",
"Critically Ill",
"Killdozer",
"Colicky",
"Slappy",
"Cletus the Slack-Jawed",
"Phlegmy",
"Nascar",
"Odoriferous",
"Noxious",
"Erotic"
)
function matchLtr() {
if (currentChar == "a" || currentChar == "A") {
currentNum = 1;
}
if (currentChar == "b" || currentChar == "B") {
currentNum = 2;
}
if (currentChar == "c" || currentChar == "C") {
currentNum = 3;
}
if (currentChar == "d" || currentChar == "D") {
currentNum = 4;
}
if (currentChar == "e" || currentChar == "E") {
currentNum = 5;
}
if (currentChar == "f" || currentChar == "F") {
currentNum = 6;
}
if (currentChar == "g" || currentChar == "G") {
currentNum = 7;
}
if (currentChar == "h" || currentChar == "H") {
currentNum = 8;
}
if (currentChar == "i" || currentChar == "I") {
currentNum = 9;
}
if (currentChar == "j" || currentChar == "J") {
currentNum = 10;
}
if (currentChar == "k" || currentChar == "K") {
currentNum = 11;
}
if (currentChar == "l" || currentChar == "L") {
currentNum = 12;
}
if (currentChar == "m" || currentChar == "M") {
currentNum = 13;
}
if (currentChar == "n" || currentChar == "N") {
currentNum = 14;
}
if (currentChar == "o" || currentChar == "O") {
currentNum = 15;
}
if (currentChar == "p" || currentChar == "P") {
currentNum = 16;
}
if (currentChar == "q" || currentChar == "Q") {
currentNum = 17;
}
if (currentChar == "r" || currentChar == "R") {
currentNum = 18;
}
if (currentChar == "s" || currentChar == "S") {
currentNum = 19;
}
if (currentChar == "t" || currentChar == "T") {
currentNum = 20;
}
if (currentChar == "u" || currentChar == "U") {
currentNum = 21;
}
if (currentChar == "v" || currentChar == "V") {
currentNum = 22;
}
if (currentChar == "w" || currentChar == "W") {
currentNum = 23;
}
if (currentChar == "x" || currentChar == "X") {
currentNum = 24;
}
if (currentChar == "y" || currentChar == "Y") {
currentNum = 25;
}
if (currentChar == "z" || currentChar == "Z") {
currentNum = 26;
}
x += currentNum;
}
function selName() {
x = 0;
fullName = document.names.firstName.value + document.names.lastName.value;
for (i=0; i < fullName.length; i++) {
currentChar = fullName.charAt(i);
matchLtr();
}
popName()
}
function popName() {
y = x % 90;
document.names.smurfName.value = smurfNames[y] + ((y == 78) ? ' Smurfy' : ' Smurf');
start();
}
function start() {
document.names.firstName.focus();
}
</SCRIPT>
Smurf Smurf Smurf
kinda redundant redundant
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
[IMGO]http://www.volcanoesigs.com/inferno-09- ... 200-80.png[/IMGO]
- RoscoPColtrane
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- RoscoPColtrane
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