and your name is

horsemen_ · Post by **horsemen_** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:22 pm

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

mine is Phlegmy Smurf

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:23 pm

Disgruntled Smurf

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:26 pm

M.C. Smurf

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:27 pm

Q*Bert Smurf

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:29 pm

Meggie wrote:Q*Bert Smurf

Only Blue.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:37 pm

Full Circle Smurfs

...man

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:40 pm

I'm not saying....

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:41 pm

fastchevy wrote:I'm not saying....

No gag reflex smurf?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:42 pm

Noevo wrote:No gag reflex smurf?

no, but just as bad

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:44 pm

fastchevy wrote:
no, but just as bad

I like my uvula tickeled smurf?

come on man! give it up! lol

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:01 pm

Noxious Smurf

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:08 pm

fastchevy wrote:
no, but just as bad

Erectile Dysfunction Smurf?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:10 pm

Noevo wrote:I like my uvula tickeled smurf?

come on man! give it up! lol

Fine!!!
I don't wanna seeing an smirking!

Bambi Smurf

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:14 pm

fastchevy wrote:Fine!!!
I don't wanna seeing an smirking!

Bambi Smurf

Better than Prision Bitch Smurf I guess.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:19 pm

ScottE wrote:Better than Prision Bitch Smurf I guess.

but at least then when I got out of the pen I could brag about being in the big house..... although I could also brag about being able to sneak coke cans in the movies if you know what I mean

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:23 pm

Noevo wrote:I like my uvula tickeled smurf?

come on man! give it up! lol

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:24 pm

ScottE wrote:Better than Prision Bitch Smurf I guess.

///Mr T. voice///

"Hey Boy....you look mighty cute in dem jeans!"

7thkevin · Post by **7thkevin** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:31 pm

Fata$$ Smurf

i was like lol how did they know

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:35 pm

Jojoba Smurf

Hansolo · Post by **Hansolo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:38 pm

Jurassic Smurf

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:47 pm

Hansolo wrote:Jurassic Smurf

Your full first name isn't much better.

Meshugana Smurf

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:52 pm

I was "The Smurf" hahahah

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:55 pm

Slowly Evaporating Smurf

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:58 pm

Naughty Smurf.

Oh, and:

Code: Select all

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fullName = new String;
var x = 0;
var currentNum = 0;
var currentChar;
var y = 0;
var smurfNames = new Array(
"Conrad",
"Raspy",
"Very Uninteresting",
"Chesty",
"Bambi",
"Insatiable",
"Quantum",
"Lydia",
"Groupie",
"Vanilla Ice",
"Maximus",
"Stanky",
"Hoochie",
"Stoner",
"Trusty",
"Cujo",
"Fidel",
"Naughty",
"Doctor",
"Cleft Palate",
"Britney",
"Flopsy Mopsey",
"The",
"Chanukah",
"Squanto",
"Igneous",
"Megatron",
"Full Monty",
"Yahweh",
"Q*Bert",
"Futzy",
"Meshugana",
"Pimpin'",
"Fetid",
"Fictitious",
"M.C.",
"Cuddly",
"Disgruntled",
"Heterosexual",
"Jurassic",
"Deadly",
"Queasy",
"Waspinator",
"Stews in His Own Gravy",
"Stickleback",
"Fundamentalist",
"Drippy",
"Hannibal",
"Jojoba",
"Kung Pao",
"Boozy",
"Radioactive",
"Fatass",
"Ichabod",
"Phil the",
"Erectile Dysfunction",
"Transparent",
"Moo Goo Gai",
"Talk to the Hand",
"Son of",
"Smurf Smurf",
"Pantsless",
"Super Absorbant",
"Yakuza",
"Very Tall",
"Stoolie",
"Ebola",
"Chicken-Fried",
"New-and-Improved",
"Junkie",
"Lemon-Fresh",
"As-Seen-on-TV",
"Stalker",
"Man-Eating",
"Ibn al'",
"Litigious",
"You Go",
"Slowly Evaporating",
"The Real Slim",
"Golden Flash",
"Critically Ill",
"Killdozer",
"Colicky",
"Slappy",
"Cletus the Slack-Jawed",
"Phlegmy",
"Nascar",
"Odoriferous",
"Noxious",
"Erotic"
)
 
function matchLtr() {
if (currentChar == "a" || currentChar == "A") {
currentNum = 1;
}
if (currentChar == "b" || currentChar == "B") {
currentNum = 2;
}
if (currentChar == "c" || currentChar == "C") {
currentNum = 3;
}
if (currentChar == "d" || currentChar == "D") {
currentNum = 4;
}
if (currentChar == "e" || currentChar == "E") {
currentNum = 5;
}
if (currentChar == "f" || currentChar == "F") {
currentNum = 6;
}
if (currentChar == "g" || currentChar == "G") {
currentNum = 7;
}
if (currentChar == "h" || currentChar == "H") {
currentNum = 8;
}
if (currentChar == "i" || currentChar == "I") {
currentNum = 9;
}
if (currentChar == "j" || currentChar == "J") {
currentNum = 10;
}
if (currentChar == "k" || currentChar == "K") {
currentNum = 11;
}
if (currentChar == "l" || currentChar == "L") {
currentNum = 12;
}
if (currentChar == "m" || currentChar == "M") {
currentNum = 13;
}
if (currentChar == "n" || currentChar == "N") {
currentNum = 14;
}
if (currentChar == "o" || currentChar == "O") {
currentNum = 15;
}
if (currentChar == "p" || currentChar == "P") {
currentNum = 16;
}
if (currentChar == "q" || currentChar == "Q") {
currentNum = 17;
}
if (currentChar == "r" || currentChar == "R") {
currentNum = 18;
}
if (currentChar == "s" || currentChar == "S") {
currentNum = 19;
}
if (currentChar == "t" || currentChar == "T") {
currentNum = 20;
}
if (currentChar == "u" || currentChar == "U") {
currentNum = 21;
}
if (currentChar == "v" || currentChar == "V") {
currentNum = 22;
}
if (currentChar == "w" || currentChar == "W") {
currentNum = 23;
}
if (currentChar == "x" || currentChar == "X") {
currentNum = 24;
}
if (currentChar == "y" || currentChar == "Y") {
currentNum = 25;
}
if (currentChar == "z" || currentChar == "Z") {
currentNum = 26;
}
 
x += currentNum;
}
function selName() {
 
x = 0;
fullName = document.names.firstName.value + document.names.lastName.value;
 
for (i=0; i < fullName.length; i++) {
currentChar = fullName.charAt(i);
matchLtr();
}
 
popName()
}
function popName() {
y = x % 90;
document.names.smurfName.value = smurfNames[y] + ((y == 78) ? ' Smurfy' : ' Smurf');
start();
} 
function start() {
document.names.firstName.focus();
}
</SCRIPT>

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:09 pm

Mine is so cute...

Flopsy Mopsey Smurf

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:12 pm

Kung Pao Smurf

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:17 pm

Did Chris he is..

Stalker Smurf..

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:20 pm

Teirney wrote:Did Chris he is..

Stalker Smurf..

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:53 pm

fastchevy wrote:Fine!!!

Bambi Smurf

tehe, now was that so bad? and you look so cuuute with this those big brown eyes....oh pen you say? my bad, that wasn't your eye. why do you whistle when you walk though yet your mouth isn't moving?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:54 pm

baha my real smurf name is...

Hannibal Smurf

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:22 pm

Pantsless Smurf
How did they know that?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:23 pm

Teirney wrote:Mine is so cute...

Flopsy Mopsey Smurf

Flopsy? Isn't that Chris's middle name? //runs and hides//

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:34 pm

Smurf Smurf Smurf

kinda redundant redundant

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:54 pm

Vanilla Ice Smurf

Russell · Post by **Russell** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:56 pm

Junkie Smurf

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:39 pm

Stickleback Smurf

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:40 pm

LOL my wife is

The Real Slim Smurfy

p2ii · Post by **p2ii** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:01 pm

Stalker Smurf

Massa · Post by **Massa** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:22 pm

Yahweh Smurf

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:14 am

lickalotapuss smurf