Banging Turtles!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:09 pm

WTF? Didn't know them mofos were kinky like that

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/kink ... e-sex.html

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:17 pm

Prey521 wrote:WTF? Didn't know them mofos were kinky like that

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/kink ... e-sex.html

Prey its normal, same thing is doing my male, when he is trying to mount the female.Worst case scenario is when he doesnt put it where it belongs, then i have to clean up the sperms because its all over enclosure

They are banging them because they need them to get into right position, most of the time the female is trying to run but he always catches her and after awhile she is so tired she just give up

Note: They are not turtles, they are tortoises.Turtle lives in water/land, to bask, tortoise only on land.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:22 pm

rivas wrote:Prey its normal, same thing is doing my male, when he is trying to mount the female.Worst case scenario is when he doesnt put it where it belongs, then i have to clean up the sperms because its all over enclosure
They are banging them because they need them to get into right position, most of the time the female is trying to run but he always catches her and after awhile she is so tired she just give up

LMAO! You have to clean up jizz!

You should work at .99 cent peeps shows

Note: They are not turtles, they are tortoises.Turtle lives in water/land, to bask, tortoise only on land.

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:24 pm

Prey521 wrote:LMAO! You have to clean up jizz! You should work at .99 cent peeps shows

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b229/ ... ofcare.jpg[/IMG]

There is posibility they were both males

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:31 pm

HAA, that is hilarious, turtles know how to get down and dirty!

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:31 pm

YOS please post that gif with the guy going through the door

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:32 pm

Shagster wrote:HAA, that is hilarious, turtles know how to get down and dirty!

They are tortoises

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:33 pm

rivas wrote:They are tortoises

Same chit

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:39 pm

Prey521 wrote:Same chit

Mexican, Puerto Rican, same chit. One if by land, two if by sea.

(j/k)

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:43 pm

We're taller and better looking though, other than that, yeah, same chit

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:45 pm

Prey521 wrote:

We're taller and better looking though, other than that, yeah, same chit

Eh, that is your Dominican half talkin'

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:47 pm

Dominican/PR, same chit, different accent

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:50 pm

Prey521 wrote:Dominican/PR, same chit, different accent

Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:57 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:25 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies

Sharing the island with Frenchies negates all other advantages......and I would hope that they're better at baseball, there's nothing else to do there

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:44 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:Mexican, Puerto Rican, same chit. One if by land, two if by sea.

(j/k)

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:08 pm

For those that dont know, that was just a male vs male dominance thing.

Funny vid though

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:08 pm

Lefty wrote:OH NO YOU DIDN'T

No offense intended. If taken, then you have my profound and profuse apologies.

david

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:56 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:No offense intended. If taken, then you have my profound and profuse apologies.

david

No offense taken, I was doing my friend from NYC Laquitia imitation.

I was laughing as I wrote it, sorry I left out one smiley at the end.

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:04 pm

Zerohero wrote:For those that dont know, that was just a male vs male dominance thing.

Funny vid though

You cant say that for sure, you didnt see their tails.
When mating season comes male will try to mount whatever moves.
Dominance thing is happening when female is around and i didnt see any.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:07 pm

rivas wrote:When mating season comes male will try to mount whatever moves.

Ah, no wonder you keep turtles around, you sick bastard

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:12 pm

Prey521 wrote:Ah, no wonder you keep turtles around, you sick bastard

Man i'm herpatologist 20 years, got my first tortoise when i was 8 years old

I got over 20 of them right now

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:16 pm

rivas wrote:
Man i'm herpatologist 20 years, got my first tortoise when i was 8 years old
I got over 20 of them right now

So you have herpes and like turles mounting and banging against you?

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:17 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:So you have herpes and like turles mounting and banging against you?

I dont have turtles.
Herpes ? Lemme check my balls

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:18 pm

rivas wrote:I dont have turtles.

You have turtles

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:26 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:You have turtles

Different corners of the English speaking world use the names turtle, tortoise and terrapin in contradictory ways.
Originally, the word turtle meant sea turtles only.Freshwater turtles were terrapins, and they heavy footed land based relatives were tortoises.
It's still being used.

I do not have turtles or terrapins, i do have tortoises and thats something completely different.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:46 pm

rivas wrote:Different corners of the English speaking world use the names turtle, tortoise and terrapin in contradictory ways.
Originally, the word turtle meant sea turtles only.Freshwater turtles were terrapins, and they heavy footed land based relatives were tortoises.
It's still being used.

I do not have turtles or terrapins, i do have tortoises and thats something completely different.

If it has a shell, four legs, tail, and smacks its bitches(like in the video) its a turtle

In the YoS dictionary there is only 1 word for them.

... You have turtles.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:....smacks its bitches.....

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:54 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:If it has a shell, four legs, tail, and smacks its bitches(like in the video) its a turtle

In the YoS dictionary there is only 1 word for them.

... You have turtles.

I have tortoises

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:56 pm

rivas wrote:

I have tortoises

I'm sorry for your loss.

You have turtles.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:01 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:I'm sorry for your loss.

You have turtles.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:03 pm

Anybody tried those new fruity cheerios yet? My kid likes 'em.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:04 pm

Zilog B wrote:Anybody tried those new fruity cheerios yet? My kid likes 'em.

Are they made out of turtle meat?

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:05 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Are they made out of turtle meat?

Just the red ones

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:15 pm

Q: Where would you find a turtle without any legs?

A: Right where you left him!

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Are they made out of turtle meat?

Like Gamera!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:Q: Where would you find a turtle without any legs?

A: Right where you left him!

Unless you left him on a steep incline.

David · Post by **David** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:18 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Unless you left him on a steep incline.

Well, you would need a railroad spike to keep him in place.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:09 am

at the railroad spike

Dang Prey...you're like...REALLY bored without some semblance of work huh? Watching slo-mo wild kingdom porn?

Or practicing to replace that crunchy guy who films the "Caught in the Moment" stuff for animal planet or discovery or whatever.

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:21 am

Funny Vid

I musta bought my dictionary at teh same place as YoS..pssst.....T U R T L E!

Cleaning up after Turtle sechs

Nope...haven't tried the frooty cheerios yet..are they cheaper than froot loops ?