Monday Once More, a Giggle

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:15 am

Have a Grand Week

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Sixteen Things That Took Me 60 Years To Learn

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1- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

2- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

3- The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

4- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

5- There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

6- There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

7- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

8- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

9- The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

10- If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, he WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

11- You should not confuse your career with your life.

12- A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

13- No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

14- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

15- Your friends love you, anyway.

16- Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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How slutty is she, you ask?

She went to the clinic to get artificially inseminated and ordered a Draft Beer...

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John: "Why are you so upset?"

Ted: "My wife introduced me to her Psychiatrist this morning."

John: "So what?"

Ted: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.

You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.

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Gene & Joan are on the brink of divorce and decide to go visit
a Marriage Counselor.

The Counselor asks the wife what is the problem.

Joan responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The Counselor turns to her husband and inquires,

"Is that true?"

Gene replies,

" Well not exactly, it's she that suffers, not me."

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I love cooking with wine.

Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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regards

minir

Easto · Post by **Easto** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:18 am

The first 16 are the best ones yet.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:21 am

haha... great ones.. great

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:25 am

Originally posted by Immortal
haha... great ones.. great

terrancelam · Post by **terrancelam** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:27 am

"6- There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Indeed there is. Not too many can define that line.

BTW Love the 1 to 16..classic.!

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:28 am

Hi Easto, Immortal & CiscoCert

Sounds like i hit a good part, glad you enjoyed yourselves and Thanks for the responses

regards

minir

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:29 am

Originally posted by terrancelam

Indeed there is. Not too many can define that line.

BTW Love the 1 to 16..classic.!

My wife thinks she can. She says I passed overr it many years ago

Awesome stuff once again minir

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:30 am

Hi ya terrancelam

Thanks for your reply and i'm pleased you had fun

regards

minir

terrancelam · Post by **terrancelam** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:31 am

Originally posted by Noevo

My wife thinks she can. She says I passed overr it many years ago

Awesome stuff once again minir

hahah well then Noevo, as many men will tell you, she's never wrong when she's infront of you or in a place where she can hear your thoughts!

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:31 am

Hi Noevo

Thanks indeed Noevo, pleased you had a good time

regards

minir

terrancelam · Post by **terrancelam** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:34 am

Three cheers for Minir! One of the best of SG!

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:39 am

Originally posted by terrancelam
Three cheers for Minir! One of the best of SG!

minir is the best!

great jokes minir!

have a great day!

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:04 am

Hi MMC & terrancelam

Thanks Fellas for the kind thoughts, Much appreciated by me

regards

minir

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:04 am

Ahhh minir, you've done it again. Made me laff.

Thsanks Larry.

John

Dakota · Post by **Dakota** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:53 am

As always Larry: Awesome!

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:29 am

Hi John & SilverDakota

Glad you Two Guy's had a laugh, That makes me Smile

regards

minir

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:36 am

The week starts with a day off for me, woohoo

Thanks for the funnies

Cheers,
Ronald

Suzie · Post by **Suzie** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:54 am

Hi minir

Thanks for the funnies to help my morning start out with a

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 8:14 am

Hi Suzie & SeedOfChaos

Thanks for the replies and i hope you have a fun day.

Ronald, stay out of trouble on your day off

regards

minir

arkie · Post by **arkie** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:14 am

Thanks minir:

I like the first 16, they say a lot.

arkie

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:17 am

Hi arkie

Pleased you enjoyed it arkie, Thanks for your reply

regards

minir

minir · Post by **minir** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:57 pm

For the Night Folks ^

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