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chimdogger
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by chimdogger » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:15 pm
And I am not talking about being married and paying for "it" everyday.
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Mad_Haggis
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by Mad_Haggis » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:29 pm
Speedguide premium membership? Ah. No...
Sex with the same sex? Ah. No...
Sex with the opposite sex?(really do you know if i am man or woman?) Ah. No...
But the Bank Manager this morning offered me a credit card. That's the fact Jack, today.
So, what was "It"?
BEER
Meggie
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by Meggie » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:01 am
hmmm no.
brembo wrote: "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"
Rivas
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by Rivas » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:15 am
for "sex" ? No and never will
for blowjob ? yes but my friends payed when i was 15 so the answer is NO as well
since than im hating it and never had another one and im not kidding
To be human is to choose.
It is better to die on your feet
than to live on your knees.
- Emiliano Zapata
64bit
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by 64bit » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:21 am
[quote="rivas"]for "sex" ? No and never will
for blowjob ? yes but my friends payed when i was 15 so the answer is NO as well ]
You got that one from a girl right? If the answer is no.......just close your eyes next time
She's presenting like a mandrill!
YARDofSTUF
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by YARDofSTUF » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:22 am
Never, wouldnt pay for it.
Should be kept free.
Croc
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by Croc » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:33 am
Never been that desperate for "it" yet.
Easier to go to the local "grab a granny" pub -n- get "it" for free.
Croc.
It will be long, it will be hard and there will be no withdrawal.
Winston Churchill
Remember: Wherever you go in life, you take yourself with you.
Mad_Haggis
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by Mad_Haggis » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:26 am
I think something has been bothering steve? for a couple of days?
BEER
7thkevin
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by 7thkevin » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:02 am
Yea yes Ebay i used it a few times
Sava700
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by Sava700 » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:36 am
Meggie wrote: hmmm no.
I want my 5$ back!!
Prey521
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by Prey521 » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:26 am
[quote="rivas"]for "sex" ? No and never will
for blowjob ? yes but my friends payed when i was 15 so the answer is NO as well ]
WOW, a man that hate's BJ's? WTF? Did she have braces or something?
owned by pac0z atm
Izzo
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by Izzo » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:11 am
Prey521 wrote: WOW, a man that hate's BJ's? WTF? Did she have braces or something?
Heh..there was this girl in high school.....well nm ....No, never paid for it.
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fastchevy
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by fastchevy » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:41 am
If you count the price of dinner, movie, and drinks at the bar than yes...probably all men have actually 'paid' for it
Directly or indirectly it's all the same.
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:51 am
If you're married... you pay for it (one way or another).
When I was overseas... I supported the economy of several contries paying for "it".
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Far-N-Wide
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by Far-N-Wide » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:56 am
Amen brother MadDoctor...
I've been married 21 years this past April (seems like 21)
. My misses hold my attention
and she still makes me...
U S AF R ET I R E D
minir
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by minir » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:52 am
Hi chimdogger
Absolutely!
When your on the road and the choice is to go to a Bar and hustle some Lady all evening and you figure in the lost sleep, hangover, cost of drinks, etc. and still no assurance of a successful outcome...$50 Bucks buys you relief, a good nights sleep and no smitten Lady tracing your Home Number down, or you falling for some Fluff and chasing after Her every trip their.
Conventions & Sales Shows where a whole other story. Hell we got Group Rates.
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minir
Shagster
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by Shagster » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:34 pm
MadDoctor wrote:
When I was overseas... I supported the economy of several contries paying for "it".
When i saw you posted I was making sure you were honest or I was gonna call you on it!
Blisster
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by Blisster » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:45 pm
well......I've never payed for "it", but I've had "it" bought for me once, by my then GF at the time, no less....
Edward Abbey wrote: A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Kyle
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by Kyle » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:21 pm
Immortal
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by Immortal » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:42 pm
I'm from a city where hookers are everywhere! And no, I haven't paid for it. The goood ones costs too much...
Rivas
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by Rivas » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:43 pm
Prey521 wrote: WOW, a man that hate's BJ's? WTF? Did she have braces or something?
no she was trying pretty hard actually
i just dont like it,as long as i see girl is going for BJ i start backing up right a way.
To be human is to choose.
It is better to die on your feet
than to live on your knees.
- Emiliano Zapata
YARDofSTUF
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by YARDofSTUF » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:53 pm
Blow Jobs are a necessity of life.
Izzo
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by Izzo » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:58 pm
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Prey521
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by Prey521 » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:14 pm
owned by pac0z atm
Izzo
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by Izzo » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:16 pm
Turn in your man card Rivas
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Blisster
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by Blisster » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:22 pm
*cough*ghey*cough*
Edward Abbey wrote: A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Zerohero
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by Zerohero » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:32 pm
I've been thinking of paying for it lately...
Ken
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by Ken » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:33 pm
YARDofSTUF wrote: Blow Jobs are a necessity of life.
They are talking about "receiving" not "giving"...
Back to topic,...are we refering to inside of our native country, because the rules are different in other countries...
twwabw
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by twwabw » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:38 pm
[quote="Ken"] because the rules are different in other countries... ]
hahahhahahahaa
Observe everything...focus on nothing..
YARDofSTUF
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by YARDofSTUF » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:48 pm
[quote="Ken"]They are talking about "receiving" not "giving"...
Back to topic,...are we refering to inside of our native country, because the rules are different in other countries... ]
Well unless we're talking about prey's poetry readings, its common knowledge that we mean receiving.
Ken
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by Ken » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:36 pm
twwabw wrote: hahahhahahahaa
Well, I invented this thing that I call "typewriter **cking", down in South America...
It is where you line 5 beautiful jovens up across the bed and... well, I am sure that you can take it from there...
I do miss going to SA... Maybe it is time for a return trip!
Anyone want to come? I can take you there...
Spammy
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by Spammy » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:37 pm
Negative
- Reps for being a smartass.
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MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:42 pm
[quote="Ken"]...are we refering to inside of our native country, because the rules are different in other countries... ]
$4.00 would get you everything you need/wanted.
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Ken
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by Ken » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:44 pm
Ken
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by Ken » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:45 pm
MadDoctor wrote: $4.00 would get you everything you need/wanted.
And quite possibly some things that you didn't!
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:13 pm
Ken wrote: And quite possibly some things that you didn't!
That too!
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Blisster
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by Blisster » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:25 pm
[quote="Ken"]
Well, I invented this thing that I call "typewriter **cking", down in South America...
It is where you line 5 beautiful jovens up across the bed and... well, I am sure that you can take it from there... ]
count me in!!
Edward Abbey wrote: A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Randy
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by Randy » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:43 pm
I always tend to go for high quality. I would rather go without, or screw some fat chic who would be all happy about it, Beats having a wh0re would most likely be sore and tired.
I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous
sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box
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minir
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by minir » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:44 pm
[quote="Ken"]
Well, I invented this thing that I call "typewriter **cking", down in South America...
It is where you line 5 beautiful jovens up across the bed and... well, I am sure that you can take it from there... ]
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Hi Ken
Did the Girls use "Whiteout" as a Contraception Device?
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minir