how not to pull a car out of the snow [vid]

kmax · Post by **kmax** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:32 pm

http://www.raptors-lair.com/blu/misc/snowtowcar.wmv

edit: mirror for you late comers
http://ninjapole.com/genmay/Movies/snowtowcar.wmv

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:39 pm

It just had to be from Maryland.

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:45 pm

It's simply the "4 cylinder" generation at their finest

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:46 pm

what a bunch of jacka$$es...

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:48 pm

Looks like a bonehead play that my boys would do!

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:53 pm

wow talk about a bunch of morons, they should have just taken a shovel and dug out the car.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:59 pm

well, they got what they deserved

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:01 pm

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:08 pm

bwahahahah thats funny

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:09 pm

If you attach a hitch directly to your bumper........you might be a redneck!

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:11 pm

OMG, I cringed whn that bumper came off
!!

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:56 pm

Well it now time to install the ground effects package and imprezza tail lights.

Hell, they could have pushed it forward back into the drive and been away in under two minutes

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:29 pm

hahaa... hahahahaha.. one fewer idiot on the road... ++

lonewolfz28 · Post by **lonewolfz28** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:32 pm

Ya gotta love stupid, lazy people in large groups. So many different ways to get that car out without damage and they choose the easiest way to tear up their equipment.

Idiots.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:32 pm

Originally posted by lonewolfz28
Ya gotta love stupid, lazy people in large groups. So many different ways to get that car out without damage and they choose the easiest way to tear up their equipment. Idiots.

Say isn't that how the Air Force pulls out their jets?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:34 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Say isn't that how the Air Force pulls out their jets?

Ever see a towbar snap in two? I watched one snap while a C-130 was being pulled...the temperature outside was about -10 F, and the tow driver turned to sharp an angle...*SNAP* goes the bar...

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:37 pm

Originally posted by Indy
Ever see a towbar snap in two? I watched one snap while a C-130 was being pulled...the temperature outside was about -10 F, and the tow driver turned to sharp an angle...*SNAP* goes the bar...

Ever flick someone's ear at -22F? It's not a pretty sight watching a grown man (me) cry.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Ever flick someone's ear at -22F? It's not a pretty sight watching a grown man (me) cry.

I got hit in the face on Friday with a very small branch that whipped back on me...normally wouldn't hurt too bad, but when the wind chill is -10 F, it feels like having someone drive an icepick into the skin

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:41 pm

*debriefing*

"what did we learn children?"

Love the replays

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:44 pm

Originally posted by MadDoctor
*debriefing*

"what did we learn children?"

Love the replays

lonewolfz28 · Post by **lonewolfz28** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:48 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Say isn't that how the Air Force pulls out their jets?

In NC, we just wait for the snow to melt.

Here's how they tow the F-16's in Germany:

It's a good thing he wasn't making a right turn when the towbar snapped:

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:49 pm

Originally posted by lonewolfz28
In NC, we just wait for the snow to melt.

Here's how they tow the F-16's in Germany:

It's a good thing he wasn't making a right turn when the towbar snapped:

Outstanding pictures!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:52 pm

LMAO, "rip."

lonewolfz28 · Post by **lonewolfz28** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:55 pm

Here's what happens when you get a fat a**** AF instructor and a bunch of his beefy student too far back on an F-15 for a class photo with too much weight removed forward of the main landing gear. Can anyone say "teeter-totter"?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:58 pm

Originally posted by lonewolfz28
Here's what happens when you get a fat a**** AF instructor and a bunch of his beefy student too far back on an F-15 for a class photo with too much weight removed forward of the main landing gear. Can anyone say "teeter-totter"?

lol You better call the Navy for support.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:03 pm

Originally posted by MadDoctor
*debriefing*

"what did we learn children?"

Love the replays

The slow-motion was my fave part!!

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
lol You better call the Navy for support.

We used to have stools reinforced with steel braces placed underneath the back end of our C-130s to keep it from tipping when they took engines off the wings...

lonewolfz28 · Post by **lonewolfz28** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:23 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
lol You better call the Navy for support.

Why, so they can push it over the side because they can't be arsed to fix it.

lonewolfz28 · Post by **lonewolfz28** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:29 pm

Originally posted by Indy
We used to have stools reinforced with steel braces placed underneath the back end of our C-130s to keep it from tipping when they took engines off the wings...

Could've used something like that for this B-1B with fuel problems:

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:32 pm

Originally posted by lonewolfz28
Could've used something like that for this B-1B with fuel problems:

Now that is a sweet ass PIC!!!

qball15j · Post by **qball15j** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:39 pm

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:28 pm

"If you break my bumper, I'll kick your ass"

Famous last words...

jdblitz · Post by **jdblitz** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:37 pm

OMG that was beautiful, I just wish they woulda got a shot of that kids dad coming out of the house!

Illini25 · Post by **Illini25** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:03 pm

OMFG!!! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 7:00 am

kneemeister · Post by **kneemeister** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:20 pm

It opend that car like a bag of Doritos!
At least i know where the battery is in a GEO now

Acutally he would have been better of to hook it just to the bumper, instead he ripped off half the damn car

Hansolo · Post by **Hansolo** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:32 pm

Piece of S*** car I've got a piece of S*** car. Didn't they show that on an episode of Jackass?