Misheard lyrics - Blinded by the Light

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Misheard lyrics - Blinded by the Light

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Which of the following lyrics are the actual lyrics from Manfred Mann's Blinded by the light?


1. Blinded by the light
Held up like a loofah by
the foreman of the night

2. Blinded by the light
packed up like a douche
she's a rove in the night

3. Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
under the ovary of the night

4. Blinded by the light,
picked up like your douche,
it's a moaning in the night.

5. Blinded by the light,
racked up like a douche,
another loner in the night

6. Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce,
another runner in the night.

7. Blinded by the light,
racked up like a douche,
another loner in the night

8. Blinded by the light,
Cut loose like a goose
in the middle of the night



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Post by downhill »

I know..but I don't want to spoil the fun. :D

How about this one...

Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...
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Post by Indy »

Originally posted by downhill
I know..but I don't want to spoil the fun. :D

How about this one...

Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...


lol, yeah, once that lyric's been introduced into your head for the Jimi Hendrix song, there's no going back ;)
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Slow-motion Walter, Fire engine guy.
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Post by downhill »

Originally posted by Jarngrimr
Slow-motion Walter, Fire engine guy.


I had to think about that one.........DP. :D

How about....

I need kool-aid
baby I'm not foolin'
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hate that song
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there's a bathroom on the right..........


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gotta be 7.
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Post by Dakota »

Man, I (kinda) remember this from years ago and I'm pretty sure it's 6.
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Post by Brk »

Yep, it's #6.
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Post by Qwijib0 »

Originally posted by Recondite
Yep, it's #6.


I just looked it up... yep

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Dog, Dog, Doggy Balls...

My kids were singing to Ted's music one day back then, this is what they thought the lyrics were! :D


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BMED, you sure are a trip, I wish we would've had more time to shoot the shit when we were up there. :D
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Post by bug »

A litlle FYI:

that song was actually written by Bruce Springsteen for Manfred Mann :D
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"I'll never leave...your pizza burnin'"
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"I'll never leave...your pizza burnin'"


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You got it :nod:

Good call
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Post by brembo »

Its nuber 2 folks. Wrapped up like a DEUCE...bah blah blah. Not douche, but deuce, a two seater kinda sporty car.

Doh! now I see, ya pick the correct one...nevermind.
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Post by Indy »

Originally posted by downhill
I know..but I don't want to spoil the fun. :D

How about this one...

Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...


http://www.kissthisguy.com


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Post by Chrome »

I am reminded of a fairly recent song by Metallica:

"Well I'm constipated, yeah yeah!"
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