The Macho-Module gaming giveaway!

funky · Post by **funky** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 2:55 pm

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red. "Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually, "No" he replies. "I'm just the manager." "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused, "he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

apf125 · Post by **apf125** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 3:52 pm

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Also when will you annouce the winner?

Ismellofvictory · Post by **Ismellofvictory** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 7:36 pm

Originally posted by apf125
Also when will you annouce the winner?

I would think that it would be a nice surprise to know that you are the winner on New year's eve.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 11:51 pm

Originally posted by Ismellofvictory

I would think that it would be a nice surprise to know that you are the winner on New year's eve.

Confident username.

funky · Post by **funky** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 11:52 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module

Confident username.

Yes... guess who that is?

terrancelam · Post by **terrancelam** » Sun Dec 23, 2001 3:15 am

To be a student of life to learn and continue to learn. To be driven, but to learn and change at the same time if the goal of those who change the world. Intelligence is measure in our modern world by a simple sense of logic that a great deal of people do not yet grasp. But others have spoken of intelligence existing in other forms that various people are naturally adept at. Take for example a football player who is the quarterback, who might not be able to add 3 + 297 and divide by 3 might be able to lead his fellow team mates on the field like a general in a epic battle. For within that is a certain kind of intelligence that cannot be objectified like logic, but yet it exists. but this is just a small part in the whole scheme of life, what else lays within it? Lust? Love? Greed? Wealth? Honor? Loyalty? What makes a person that person? Do the words that desribe a person best make that person or does the person best describe the words? Things that boggle our simple minds can be easily be answer by many in ignorance, but yet it is for our good. To set the proverbial line in the sand, to give us somewhere to start from and move forth.

Here is my little rant, my part. Just wanted to put something to stir thought.

Signed,

Marvin.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Tue Dec 25, 2001 3:49 pm

Just a little reminder. The giveaway is over tommorow, so everyone has one evening left to win teh prize.

funky · Post by **funky** » Tue Dec 25, 2001 5:06 pm

https://www.speedguide.net/forums/ ... adid=61616

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Tue Dec 25, 2001 5:23 pm

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

Merc · Post by **Merc** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 12:22 am

? How would you feel if someone close to you was murdered and this criminal is put on trial and the judge sentences him with Life with out Parole? After He had just committed a crime of murder he can still live on each day while the victim’s family has to face the fact that they won’t ever see that person ever again. How is that a Punishment that fits the crime he has committed he gets to live after he took someone’s life away?

II. By Keeping the Death Penalty instated it lets people know that there is a Punishment that fits their crime and with that it has an affect on Murders, as long as we still have Murders there will be a reasonable punishment to go with it.

III. Capital Punishment Lowers the Murders Across the US

a. Utah, in 1976 allowed for executions to resume and before that there had been 55 murders during 1976. In 1977 Gary Gilmore faced a firing squad and in the wake of that there had only been 44 Murders in 1977 a 20% Decrease.
b. In a State Wide Research done by Karl Spence came up with in 1960 there were 56 executions with 9,140 Murders. In 1964 there were 15 executions and 9,250 murders. Then in 1969 When NO Executions and 14,590 Murders and in 1975 after 6 years without executions 20,150 murders had accused.
c. Texas in Harris County (Huston) 1981 701 Murders. Reinstated Death Penalty and in 1996 down to 261 murders a 63% Reduction.

d. There are up to 13,000 people murdered each year by paroled criminals

e. Basically the bible states in the 6th Commandment that thou shall not kill. There are many Folk that believe strongly enough in the bible that they will follow it right or wrong. They say since we cannot create human life why should we be able to take it away. Serious errors occur in nearly 70 percent of all trials leading to the death penalty, according to the study, which was conducted by New York's Columbia University Law School and based on a review of 4,600 cases. He Chicago Tribune, meanwhile, reported Sunday that "dozens" of inmates have been put to death in Texas despite unreliable evidence, representation by disbarred or suspended attorneys, and psychiatrists' testimony deemed "questionable."

f. Without Capital Punishment what is to stop a murder from killing the more he kills he is just going to get life sentences and it wont make a difference because he wont out live the first life sentence.

IV. Placing a Value on Human Life.

a. When the violent criminal only has a prison term for a time it means also in practice, that the state governed by law trivializes the suffering and the permanent mark that the victim has been afflicted with. And when the murderer has approximately the same sanction it does not only mean trivializing but an open scorn against all victims.
b. In order to make clear the value of an innocent human’s life (the victim) the murderer must be punished with death. Every other punishment undermines the value of the innocent victim. The death penalty is necessary if the state governed by law in a concrete and true meaning is to be able to show that it respect human life.
c. If a death Penalty is not imposed on the Convicted after they have committed a murder it is stating that their life was more important than the victims because he was able to murder that person and still get away with his own life. How are you supposed to feel punished after a crime like that?
d. Since 1967, there has been one execution for every 1600 murders, or 0.06 %. According to the FBI's Uniform Crime Report & Bureau of Justice Statistics, there have been approximately 560,000 murders and 358 executions from 1967-1996. By ratio, this is an exceptionally small percentage. Approximately 5900 persons have been sentenced to death and 358 executed from 1973-1996. An average of 0.2 % of those was executed every year during that time. Again, and exceptionally small ratio.
V. Without Capital Punishment how will people who commit murders be thought a lesson, how will they be punished properly when they are the ones still living. Capitol Punishment crime right will increase and how can you feel safe when murders are allowed to live after they kill. What is to stop them from killing once in prison. There is nothing to lose if they already are in jail for life and cannot be killed by the state.

Christopher561 · Post by **Christopher561** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 12:28 am

well its the dead line choose the winner!!!!!!!!!

funky · Post by **funky** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 1:06 am

It's part of my article that should be on SG frontpage around next week.

Genome, Folding, and SETI
Uninstall the current programs that you have and reinstall them, reboot when necessary. When it askes you in the middle of the installation on where you should install the program to, direct it to your ramdisk and you should be fine. If you do happen to install this on your main computer or a computer that needs constant rebooting, you will have to reimplant this method everytime your restart. This way, your harddrive will get a well deserved rest, your electricity bill will go down if you do have more than 2 units, and SG teams will rack up some places since Ramdisk runs at least 1000 times faster than Hard Drive

Want to know more? Tune in next week on "What's happening at Speedguide".

By the way, it's only 10 o'clock PST here so it's technically still Dec. 25th.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 1:34 am

Yeah, sorry guys. We'll have the judging tommorow (Wednesday). I'm fighting off the flu and trying to get my system back up to 100% so I have little strength to focus on other things right now.

Will contact the mods that want to judge and we will discuss the top three posters then.

Merry Xmas still West Siders.

Hoe hoe hoe!

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 2:27 am

I'll get mine in before 12:00 (its 11:26 right now)

What are we waiting for?

A certian shade of green

Paft · Post by **Paft** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 9:22 pm

*looks with puppy-dog eyes at everyone around*

Mister Macho-Module?

*shies away as the One With The Cold Gaze stares into his soul*

"You wish to know who won?"

Yes, Mister Module.. I do...

*shudders at the suspense...*

"Well... I shall tell you."

funky · Post by **funky** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 10:05 pm

"And the winner is......."

Christopher561 · Post by **Christopher561** » Wed Dec 26, 2001 11:26 pm

Originally posted by Eugene4Pres
"And the winner is......."

........................... i dont know. who is the winner..................?

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 12:38 am

https://www.speedguide.net/forums/ ... adid=61770

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 10:14 am

*now that I can't be a part of the contest because this is a late entry....*

I liked this SPAM story:

"Ken, Ghost & Brembo"

Ken woke that morning in a real bad mood. It could have been the wife, it could have been the bad beer, or it could have been the speeding ticket last night on the way home from the party. Regardless… Ken was in a real bad mood.

Brembo was ready for that big contract meeting. He had his best shoes on… best pants… and as always (as was the custom) he did not have underwear on for big meetings. Brembo always did best when he felt like a “commando”. The wife also avoided him (as was the custom when Brembo went commando)

In an extremely fowl mood, Ken turned on the computer to once again be greeted by the “blue screen of death”. Man... one more time… and he was going to get a MAC. A pretty red one. Magnet in hand… he defragged the hard drive and up popped Win 3.1. Ken was back in action.

Ghost stepped into the shower and Cindy washed his back. Tina saw to his grooming need in the front. It took a lot of time to get Ghost clean. Terry dried Ghost off as he made his way to the dressing room. Kathy would see that he was dressed appropriately.

Brembo drove his Ferrari to the “Money Masters” building and the valet took the keys. Brembo handed him a $50 and moved to the front door. It felt good to go commando. He made is way to the elevator. Was he the only man in the elevator with 5 beautiful women? Luck was on his side.

Ken got the 16MB of RAM once again (for the 20th year) to come alive as he made is way to SG. As he splashed hot coffee on his legs (just missing the keyboard) he again cursed and the wife could be seen making it for the car. A good time to stay out of the house. Maybe she’d visit a friend. Yes… visit a friend.

Ghost (now fully serviced again and dressed) gazed out the back deck door onto the pool. It was good to be rich. Rich was good. Rich was very good and it was time to spend some of that wealth (on himself of course). Dizzy Darlene handed him his briefcase and off to the Lamborghini he went (Lamborghini on Mondays).

Brembo was amazed at his luck! 5 beautiful women in the same elevator! This was the perfect day to have a meeting because luck was on his side. One of the women bushed up against him. It was a small elevator. She “held” the brush against him. Brembo reacted (hey… he’s a normal guy!). He then heard… and felt the zipper on his pants give away. He had a runaway horse and the gate was broken.

Ken checked to see who was online and was disappointed to see the usual names. At the top… MadDoctor. Ghost and Brembo. Those saps were going to pay today. What arrogant dorks. Maybe he’d ban them all for the heck of it. Oh… what’s this… a new member??? Didn’t I ban that guy last night?

Ghost arrives at his office building and is greeted by the doorwoman. She wants him. She wants him real bad. He accommodated her.

Brembo has a big problem. The gate is open and the stallion is awake and ready to ride. The young lady pressed up against him notices the stallion. She doesn’t seem amused. She reaches for a can of pepper spray.

Ken (coffee burn still hurting like a kick to the groin) went right for the “ban” button. As he put the ban on Ghost… Ghost woke from his dream in need of a shower. Now awake… he cried out of despair as the dream disappeared (as dreams do when you wake).

Brembo woke from his dream with a cry of joy… and then an electrical shock… as he had fallen asleep on his keyboard and the drooled caused an electrical short.

Ken laughed like a mad man as he banned the MadDoctor.

MadDoctor woke from his silly dream when the mistress asked him if he’d like “another” (why yes… thank you, I would). What a strange dream the MadDoctor had had. Ken, Ghost and Brembo all in the same dream. He had to get a life… and spend less time on SG.

The End.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 10:23 am

or this one:

Cowboy Ken

The name was Ken. The occupation was cowboy. Naked cowboy that is. He would have preferred to wear cloths with his spurs… but the money was better when he was in the buff. The women (and a few real twisted men) liked the “natural” look. Ken had a big saddle horn. Bigger than most, but fully functional. As any real cowboy will tell you… it’s not the size of the horn… it’s how often to you need to grab it.

Ken wasn’t a grabber. He could stay on any ride with the skilled use of his legs. Pressure of the knee here, a shifting of the weight there, and he was the man in control. Oddly enough, most of the bulls he rode responded and (oddly) respected his riding style. All but one that is. His name was Daisy (and he didn’t like the name that much) and hated even more the wild rugged style that Ken so expertly exhibited when ridding bulls.

I know… your asking yourself “how could Ken ride a bull in the buff? Wouldn’t that cause chafing or saddle burn or something equally painful?” The answer is yes… but Ken was the sort of guy who got off (or stayed on the bull) on pain. Daisy was upset. Ken was excited (it showed) as he mounted Daisy. He grabbed the rope, held on to his hat (the man has style) and gave the go “nod” to the gate keeper. The door swung open.

As 350 women took to their feet, Ken took to the center of the arena with spurs spurring, hat snuggly on his head and ridding crop swinging from left to right (use your imagination). Women were impressed, men humbled and young children confused by the movement of the saddle horn when Ken wasn’t even using a saddle (I’ll get back to that).

As you are no doubt aware… the measure of the ride is tracked in seconds. All Ken had to do was stay in control for 6 seconds more and he would be the state champion. Daisy knew that all she had to do was throw Ken off and she/he would be allowed to breed with all the cows back on the farm. They both had incentive, they both looked for the brass ring.

Ken was riding… but bull was bucking… meat was flopping and the women were swooning. Big Ken (a well deserved nick name) was 2 seconds from a life long dream. Ken was excited. It showed. Daisy noticed and was concerned (EEO, EPA and OSHA awareness). The 350 women noticed and became vocal. Ken’s wife saw. Ken saw his wife see. Ken was dead meat as Daisy blasted him into the $2.00 seats.

As Ken was fondled by the 12 women he landed in the middle of… he thought about the dream he ‘almost had.’ He also thought of what his wife would do to him when she got her hands on him. He also thought about the 24 hands on him (take a few seconds at this time… and reflect).

Daisy entered the cattle car as he had done so many times before, but this time it was different. There at the front of the car was bossy cow and she wore the sign “got milk?” Daisy didn’t have milk but Daisy did have reason for bossy to be concerned. Ken on the other had was never heard of again on the rodeo circuit. Some say it was an injury. Some say it was time for Ken to time to retire. Those in the “know” knew that Ken’s saddle horn had been removed and placed above the fireplace. Ken went off to be a Mod God at SG where he can be found today reliving events from days gone by.

The End

KANO · Post by **KANO** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 11:31 am

well alot of post for some 2nd rate games

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 1:27 pm

It’s not winning that counts. It’s being in the race.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:09 pm

Those made me feel a little better.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:28 pm

Want some more???? Old... but good!

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:31 pm

Originally posted by MadDoctor

Want some more???? Old... but good!

Feel free to toss up as many as you can throw at me!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:34 pm

Originally posted by MadDoctor
It’s not winning that counts. It’s being in the race.

So you're a racist?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:36 pm

Rancid or racy. Your call.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:37 pm

Originally posted by BIGJIMSLATE

So you're a racist?

I sent you a PM. Please reply.

Oh, and doc. I'll take whatever the doctor orders. Thank you very much.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:38 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module

I sent you a PM. Please reply.

I tried. Your inbox is full.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 3:47 pm

Didn't know if this was still going... I had been neglecting it though. Well, here you go.....

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 27, 2001 4:00 pm

This bear was killed by an airman on Hitchinbrook Island (Prince William Sound) while deer hunting last year. Allegedly, 12'6" and estimated over 1600lbs. Hunter was walking to his hunting area and it stood up only 35 yards away. The bear dropped down and charged. He emptied his gun and it fell 10 yards from him.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Fri Dec 28, 2001 5:00 pm

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