Well, I saw a couple shooting stars, but they were so brief it was rather anticlimactic. Living within a city probably stunted the experience for me.
Anyway, I got bored, so I decided to try and improve the whole experience for my knucklehead neighbors that live beneath me who were also staring out their window.
I had a wee bit O’beer last night and also had some chicken wings, so naturally I had some gas. Inspiration struck. I grabbed a lighter, went to the window, pulled down my Flintstones jammies and stuck my ass as far out the window as it would accommodate. Then, every time I felt the twinge of an eruption beginning to take place, I’d fire up the lighter and put it to my puckered sphincter. Well words can barely capture the breathtaking beauty of nature at that point. Talk about your "Aurora Borealis", flames were shooting out my ass while dingleberries were sent flying into the cold night air twinkling like shooting stars until they burned themselves out several hundred feet later.
My neighbors were elated with glee to witness what they thought was Mother Nature is all her sublime glory. I heard shouts of, “Oh my God, oh my God, it’s absolutely beautiful” and “hurry honey, get your camera!”
I didn’t have the heart to explain the reality of what happened to them this morning, it’ll be our little secret.
Ah man, it was sweet!! . must have seen about 30-40 of those suckers fly by... amazing speed and quite a few left some serious trails! Right at the end we seen the brightest one and we could see intence illumination almost visable as fire.... It was great I really enjoyed it and it was pretty romantic too 
