A sailor just got off of a long voyage and he is feelin kinda randy so he goes down to a *****house to get laid. Well, when he gets to the *****house he finds that he doesnt have enough money to sleep with any of the chicks so he asks the mistress, is there anything i can do..the mistress goes...well there is this special we have...its a chicken...the sailor goes A CHICKEN...the mistress says It will be the best you ever had i promise...the sailor after a little negotiating...reluctantly agrees...the mistress takes him into this room that has candles all over the wall, a spotlight on the bed, its got the works...perfect bachelor pad....anyway...the guy undresses and sits on the bed....a small trap door opens up and a chicken wings its way over and lands on his **** and starts going to town...the guy starts thinking this is pretty good and gets into it...pretty soon hes screamin and going to town...after awhile he has the best orgasm hes ever had....he dresses leaves the room and thanks the mistress.....well next week after a paycheck he goes back and says do u have anything different i could do this time...the mistress asks him if he likes to watch....the sailor says yes......so she takes him into a room where he sits down next to a guy...pretty soon some curtains go up and its 2 females going to town with a horse....he turns to the guy next to him and goes....this is great isnt it...the guy goes awwww this is nothing....LAST WEEK THEY HAD A GUY ****IN A CHICKEN
Sorry it was so long but this joke is so funny i had to share it
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