Somali Cruises....go help kill pirates!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:30 pm

http://www.somalicruises.com

Check out some of the testimonials...lool
http://www.somalicruises.com/testimonials.php

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:45 pm

sign me up !

sounds great !

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:31 pm

How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.

Warped fun, but hell, if I had money to burn...

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:33 pm

Awww :http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/piratecruise.asp

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:34 am

Humboldt wrote:Awww :http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/piratecruise.asp

Biased as usual.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:17 am

LOL dangit! This one actually seemed possible...so I didn't bother snoping it

twwabw · Post by **twwabw** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:35 am

Buwwahhhahahaha..... too bad it's fake- just what they deserve. Funny though- I liked this:

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

LOL

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:37 am

Would be one way to deter pirate attacks! lol

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:03 am

They didn't offer up too many weapons of choice... I was hoping for some guided torpedo's. I'm guessing they let the kids operate water cannons?

The ads on that page look odd.. they point to some strange php file.. I suggest you avoid

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:33 am

[YOUTUBE]CLApXG-qa5E[/YOUTUBE]

I want to try a Phosphorous Missle.

Substitute Tank for Somalia Pirate Vessel.

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:37 am

I was really into it, especially when they say they don't refund "Minigun!!!" ammo.
Good idea though. SG reunion cruise anyone?