Alright, anyone wanna piece of this?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:26 pm

Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Please feel free to take a shot at me. Insults welcome.

I only have ONE (1) "juan" "wan" caveat. Leave my animals out of the equation. Insult, or otherwise take a swipe at my dog and I'll ask a mod delete the thread.

Otherwise, I'm yer bitch.

Enjoy.

BTW, I will respond.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:28 pm

Kiss me. Kiss me long and kiss me hard.

thechemgeek · Post by **thechemgeek** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:46 pm

*Removed*

JAFO · Post by **JAFO** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:58 pm

Sounds like you've got something to prove, or perhaps a masochistic tendancy.
Either way, not interested.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:03 pm

JAFO wrote:Sounds like you've got something to prove, or perhaps a masochistic tendancy.
Either way, not interested.

Wuss

JAFO · Post by **JAFO** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:15 pm

brembo wrote:Wuss

I am rubber and you are glue.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:17 pm

JAFO wrote:I am rubber and you are glue.

I can offer empirical evidence that...that is not true.

Spell check me again bitch and we'll go round and round.

JAFO · Post by **JAFO** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:18 pm

Plummed

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:19 pm

You are the suck at this game.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:20 pm

Brembo word of the day:

HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Brembo smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:21 pm

JAFO · Post by **JAFO** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:22 pm

Well, as much fun as this could be, I've got cold beer and loud music waiting on me. Enjoy your "look at how badass I am" thread.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:23 pm

Ah yes.

C'mon y'all, Make it sting. Daddy wants a hurt.

p.s.

Ain't cuttin it so far. Did all y'alls mommies let ya stay up this late?

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:32 pm

Seeing your "riding leathers" included a ball gag and cheekless pants was quite disturbing, I never asked for any pictures at all. I guess when you ride a British bike you can't go fast enough to worry about road rash and are too embarrassed to talk about it.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:34 pm

De Plano wrote:Seeing your "riding leathers" included a ball gag and cheekless pants was quite disturbing, I never asked for any pictures at all. I guess when you ride a British bike you can't go fast enough to worry about road rash and are too embarrassed to talk about it.

mmmm, fair

try again

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:37 pm

Also I don't think this is the place to solicit "a piece of this" even if you are giving it away

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:38 pm

De Plano wrote:Also I don't think this is the place to solicit "a piece of this" even if you are giving it away

You cut to to the bone sir*

* If this were playschool

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:39 pm

Brembo's idea of safe sex is locking the car doors...

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:39 pm

you own Gigli.

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:41 pm

brembo wrote:You cut to to the bone sir*

* If this were playschool

Hey don't bring up the other places you offer up "a piece of this"

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:41 pm

Noevo wrote:you own Gigli.

and Ishtar...

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:42 pm

Noevo wrote:you own Gigli.

Huh?

Wait, you live in SD. Shut the **** up.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:46 pm

brembo wrote:Huh?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/

brembo wrote: Wait, you live in SD. Shut the **** up.

Find it on a map, I dare you. No, no, not the little rubber piece puzzle one you just finished, a real map

triniwasp · Post by **triniwasp** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:46 pm

ignant cracka!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:47 pm

triniwasp wrote:ignant cracka!

ouch, a little too close to the truth just for fun don't ya think?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:54 pm

I know what Gigli is. You excuse for a human. Cripes.

Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Sat May 17, 2008 11:05 pm

brembo wrote:I know what Gigli is. You excuse for a human. Cripes.

Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

truck stop closed for the night or did they close your favorite rest stop?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sat May 17, 2008 11:07 pm

Noevo wrote:truck stop closed for the night or did they close your favorite rest stop?

Rolled up and saw a sign:

"glory hole closed, toliets backed up"

I left a shell of a man.

*sigh*

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Sat May 17, 2008 11:21 pm

brembo wrote:Rolled up and saw a sign:

"glory hole closed, toliets backed up"

I left a shell of a man.

*sigh*

YOU JUST LEFT KEN THERE?

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:35 am

Given the title of this thread I thought it'd be about your ass.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:37 am

Humboldt wrote:Given the title of this thread I thought it'd be about your ass.

It would be a very small thread then.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:37 am

brembo wrote:

Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

Hey!

I resemble that statement.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:38 am

Jim wrote:It would be a very small thread then.

Given the traffic you could drive a mack truck up his ass.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:39 am

I choose to be a spectator as most of my day consists of brembonic slanders.

deernutz if ya really want to catchup on abuse i suggest you checkout

http://forums.speedguide.net/group.php?groupid=1

and then maybe this for desert https://www.speedguide.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=239487

k I'm spent

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sun May 18, 2008 2:29 am

I heard you sued the writers of Brokeback Mountain because you thought it was an unauthorized biography of your life.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Sun May 18, 2008 3:07 am

To be honest... its really not that much fun when you want it... Ya Appalachian American

9mmprincess · Post by **9mmprincess** » Sun May 18, 2008 6:38 am

who insults someone's dog?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sun May 18, 2008 7:57 am

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Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:26 am

Good one Lefty!

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:29 am

Second class citizen.