A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of
the road. She carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men,
unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches
the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What
is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,
calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the
Officer.
She replied"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
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