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cyberskye
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by cyberskye Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:52 pm
TonyT wrote: only for the faint hearted.
Real men scare sheep.
Does this make my ass look big?
anything is possible - nothing is free Blisster wrote: It *would* be brokeback bay if I in fact went and hung out with Skye and co (did I mention he is teh hotness?)
Ken
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by Ken Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:53 pm
cyberskye wrote: Real men scare sheep.
Of course not, you look gorgeous, in a Jurassic way...
Which came first the chicken or Lefty?
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:59 pm
Ken wrote: Of course not, you look gorgeous, in a Jurassic way...
Lefty came first. Sexual stamina is not in his bag of tricks.
What are the winning lotto numbers for tonight?
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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by TonyT Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:47 pm
MadDoctor wrote: Lefty came first. Sexual stamina is not in his bag of tricks.
the ones on my ticket!
If a man buys a lotto ticket & wins a million bucks, do people in France eat more cheese?
No one has any right to force data on you LRH
cyberskye
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by cyberskye Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:35 pm
TonyT wrote: the ones on my ticket!
Slender women will find themselves at a disadvantage in both fashion and social matters. Large, muscular women will easily defeat them in a futuristic battle arena for the right to mate with me
What has 3 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and sits down to pee at night?
anything is possible - nothing is free Blisster wrote: It *would* be brokeback bay if I in fact went and hung out with Skye and co (did I mention he is teh hotness?)
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:14 pm
cyberskye wrote: Slender women will find themselves at a disadvantage in both fashion and social matters. Large, muscular women will easily defeat them in a futuristic battle arena for the right to mate with me
Ken (that was easy)
Why does brembo like to be on the bottom?
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by Lefty Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:20 pm
MadDoctor wrote: Ken (that was easy)
cause its the only way to dig yourself out.
Q:
Who is the dominant one in the relationship, Ken or MadDoctor?
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by YeOldeStonecat Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:29 pm
Lefty wrote:
A: Neither
Q: Should I do laundry tonight?
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:59 pm
YeOldeStonecat wrote: A: Neither
A: Like you've EVER popped the washing cherry
Q: what goes *boing - wing - flop*
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cyberskye
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by cyberskye Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:28 am
MadDoctor wrote: A: Like you've EVER popped the washing cherry
Q: what goes *boing - wing - flop*
A - Me at a strip bar after 4 beers. After 6 you get a *thud* , too
Q - Is everthing really better with Miracle Whip?
anything is possible - nothing is free Blisster wrote: It *would* be brokeback bay if I in fact went and hung out with Skye and co (did I mention he is teh hotness?)
64bit
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by 64bit Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:07 am
cyberskye wrote: Q - Is everthing really better with Miracle Whip?
A: Only one way to answer that question and this aint it
Q: Why do corduroy pants smell so good?
She's presenting like a mandrill!
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by YeOldeStonecat Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:45 am
64bit wrote: Q: Why do corduroy pants smell so good?
A: Captures the scent from the lap dancers
Q: Just how long is Donald Trumps spiral wrap of hair?
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
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by messiah Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:29 am
Why do they say douchebag when douche only comes in bottle form?
cyberskye
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by cyberskye Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:23 pm
messiah wrote: Why do they say douchebag when douche only comes in bottle form?
I'm sorry your answers must be in the form of an answer before asking the question (in the form of a question).
anything is possible - nothing is free Blisster wrote: It *would* be brokeback bay if I in fact went and hung out with Skye and co (did I mention he is teh hotness?)
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by Ken Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:12 pm
Only if you are a plumber... (named Mark!
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Does crack kill?
Teirney
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by Teirney Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:41 pm
Ken wrote: Only if you are a plumber... (named Mark!
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Does crack kill?
No, It only breaks your mother's back when stepped on.
Why do fools fall in love?
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MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:21 pm
Teirney wrote: No, It only breaks your mother's back when stepped on.
A: Because they don't have money to "buy" love
B: Do you need a date this weekend?
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Chris
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by Chris Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:41 pm
A: Nah, got one
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:55 pm
Because they rhyme.
Who are these two guys?
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Chris
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by Chris Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:01 pm
A: Thats John and Cleese
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:06 pm
So you can get it up your nose easier.
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by Chris Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:09 pm
A: Stop peeing on the Branding Iron
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by MadDoctor Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:17 pm
I’ll wait for Ken to answer that one.
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by Lefty Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:20 pm
Chris wrote: Q: IS trouser trout A GOOD CATCH, and do they go good in a beer batter?
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by MadDoctor Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:26 pm
Lefty wrote: I agree. That question can only be answered by Brent. That is to say, it might be a thread killer.
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Chris
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by Chris Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:29 pm
MadDoctor wrote: I agree. That question can only be answered by Brent. That is to say, it might be a thread killer.
New question....see above
David
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by David Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:03 pm
Chris wrote:
Q: IS trouser trout A GOOD CATCH, and do they go good in a beer batter?
Not in your fly, they ain't. You'll need the beer to drown your sorrows.
Q: For breakfast, coffee, tea or percocet?
MadDoctor
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by MadDoctor Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:21 pm
Hell_Yes wrote: Q: For breakfast, coffee, tea or percocet?
percocet (without a doubt).
Implants or falsies?
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David
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by David Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:25 pm
MadDoctor wrote: percocet (without a doubt).
Implants for breasts, falsies for penises.
Pie, banana cream or hair?
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by Humboldt Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:06 am
Hell_Yes wrote:
Brembo's choices for sexual friction.
How cheap is trini's mom?
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by Joint Chiefs of Staff Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:24 am
Humboldt wrote: Brembo's choices for sexual friction.
Just a penny will get you an around the world.
What is sexual fricion?
>>Cult Master of International Affairs <<
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by MadDoctor Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:59 am
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote: Just a penny will get you an around the world.
What is sexual fricion?
something my wife has never experienced.
what is sexual friction?
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by Joint Chiefs of Staff Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:12 pm
MadDoctor wrote: something my wife has never experienced.
Something my ex-wife has never experiened.
what is sexual friction?
>>Cult Master of International Affairs <<
David
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by David Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:26 pm
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote: what is sexual friction?
It is what happens when you use sand instead of KY.
Why does Porfirio belong to a homoerotic weightlifting forum?
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by Humboldt Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:31 pm
Hell_Yes wrote: It is what happens when you use sand instead of KY.
Cause they wouldn't let him in the gym. His butt was too distracting.
Where the hell is Ken?
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by Izzo Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:40 pm
Humboldt wrote: Cause they wouldn't let him in the gym. His butt was too distracting.
He was outsourced to India
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when leaving the shower but has nothing on below the waist normally?
David
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by David Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:23 pm
Izzo wrote: Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when leaving the shower but has nothing on below the waist normally?
Soap soaked feathers exhibit a ducky ding-a-ling.
Candy for breakfast?
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by Izzo Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:28 pm
Hell_Yes wrote: Soap soaked feathers exhibit a ducky ding-a-ling.
Only if she's a redhead
Should I stay.....or should I go now?
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by MissTynker2 Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:48 pm
Izzo wrote: Only if she's a redhead
Hey!!!
First in line?
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