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Woman's out of town so I had to fend for myself.

1 lb panfried lemon catfish

1/2 lb garlic and paprika shrimp.

Whole bunch of steamed broccoli.

1/4 loaf artisian flatbread.

lordy I'm full.
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thats a lotta food, sounds good though.
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now I want some cookies damnit. tons of ice cream but no cookies
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Humboldt wrote:now I want some cookies damnit. tons of ice cream but no cookies
hahahhaha u still have room in ur skinny man belly?
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The shrimp sounds good you can keep the catfish though.
Respect it.
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smoke another J
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This guy is a trip, he'll subsit on no more than two cups of coffee and water for an entire work day and then he eats that in one sitting? One time he ate me under the table at my table. Worst part is I out weigh him by a good 100 lbs. :D
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triniwasp wrote:This guy is a trip, he'll subsit on no more than two cups of coffee and water for an entire work day and then he eats that in one sitting? One time he ate me under the table at my table. Worst part is I out weigh him by a good 100 lbs. :D
Please *never* refer to my eating you under the table again.
It sounds damn wrong.


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triniwasp wrote: One time he ate me under the table at my table.
...did he...swallow...? :D :rotfl:
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See? See?

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Ken wrote:...did he...swallow...? :D :rotfl:
With Gusto!! :D
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Heh...cunnilingus references make me smile.

So uh..Trini....did ya have to admonish for the use of teeth?
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brembo wrote:Heh...cunnilingus references make me smile.

So uh..Trini....did ya have to admonish for the use of teeth?
I think you meant fellatio and no Humby is a pro! :D
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Damn, that is right. oops.
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brembo wrote:Damn, that is right. oops.
:rotfl: ....Freudian Slip..... too late. :D
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triniwasp wrote: :rotfl: ....Freudian Slip..... too late. :D

I had a Freudian slip one morning with the g/f. Meant to say "could you please pass me the sugar" and I said "you ****ing bitch you ruined my life". :D
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Now I gotta batten down the hatches. As soon as Humby sees this the "momma" jokes will be on the way. cya
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brembo wrote:I had a Freudian slip one morning with the g/f. Meant to say "could you please pass me the sugar" and I said "you ****ing bitch you ruined my life". :D
:rotfl: had that happen to myself a few times as well.
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triniwasp wrote:Now I gotta batten down the hatches. As soon as Humby sees this the "momma" jokes will be on the way. cya

I'd never joke about a woman who performs so well.

And did I mention cheap?
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Humboldt wrote:Woman's out of town so I had to fend for myself.

1 lb panfried lemon catfish

1/2 lb garlic and paprika shrimp.

Whole bunch of steamed broccoli.

1/4 loaf artisian flatbread.

lordy I'm full.

Dang!! Where was my invite?? I woulda brought home made cookies! :p
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Humboldt wrote:Woman's out of town so I had to fend for myself.

1 lb panfried lemon catfish

1/2 lb garlic and paprika shrimp.

Whole bunch of steamed broccoli.

1/4 loaf artisian flatbread.

lordy I'm full.
OMG I wish I could get a meal like that here!


making my mouth water and I'm not even hungry!


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jdblitz wrote:OMG I wish I could get a meal like that here!


making my mouth water and I'm not even hungry!


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Humboldt wrote:Woman's out of town

Whole bunch of steamed broccoli.
Tis a good thing she was out of town eh? Avoid the "dutch oven"! :D
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