Speedguide bottom 100 movie nominations

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:56 am

What movies that didn't make the critic's list do *you* think are the worst of all time?

I nominate Theodore Rex, Starring Whoopi Goldberg as a jaded cop that teams up with a wisecracking dinosaur to fight crime.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:59 am

Meet Joe Black. One of only two films to ever put me to sleep in the theater.

porkchop · Post by **porkchop** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:01 am

Godzilla 2000
The Widowmaker was boring as hell

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:03 am

Originally posted by Indy
Meet Joe Black. One of only two films to ever put me to sleep in the theater.

I forgot about that one. That movie was horrible.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:15 am

Originally posted by Indy
Meet Joe Black. One of only two films to ever put me to sleep in the theater.

I sorta liked that movie.

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:19 am

Originally posted by schlurpee
I sorta liked that movie.

Really? But it was like 3 hours long, and everyone spent the whole time sitting around talking in rooms in that big house. I was so bored I couldnt even follow what was happening.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:21 am

2 words:

Claire Forlani

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:23 am

I nominate Black Dog w/ Patrick Swayze...

I still can't get that stupid Randy Travis line out of my head..

"They's tryin to hijack the load!"

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:31 am

Idle Hands, lmao. It was one of those so bad its funny types....but it was bad.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:45 am

Something about Mary. I swear I hated that friggin movie. Worst thing I ever saw.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:39 am

Take your pick.....

Michael
The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Vanilla Sky
Waterworld
Anything with Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Every James Bond movie with Roger Moore
Benji
The Paint Job
The Blue Lagoon
Spice World
Event Horizon
Virtuosity
Memento

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:08 am

Originally posted by axtrader
Take your pick.....

Vanilla Sky
Every James Bond movie with Roger Moore
The Blue Lagoon
Event Horizon
Memento

I would like to dispute these titles with you

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:10 am

LOTR

Actually, swimfan. I was with one of the gf's and I was too depressed for sex afterwords.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:54 am

Memento was one of my favorite movies.

Aside from anything that appeared in Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (Manos: Hands of Fate comes immediately to mind) and other cult misery classics....

Pat (What the Hell were they thinking!?)
The Highlander sequels. (Stench on celluloid)
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: The Movie (BeeGee and Peter Frampton should have been vigorously slapped).

There are many many others...

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:58 am

Charlies Angels 2. If it wasn't for the 4 hot women in it, it would have been a made for TV movie.

Annalysa · Post by **Annalysa** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:19 pm

Bruce Almighty, I hated it but Equilibrium is by far the worst movie I have ever seen.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:23 pm

Of all time? Can't remember all of them...

Of this year? Tomb raider 2.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:24 pm

This is far too broad to pin down single movies, so I go by what I've walked out on:

"Kicked in the Head"
"Mortal Kombat 2"

Fell dead asleep in:

"Twin Dragons"
"City of Angels"

torsten · Post by **torsten** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:37 pm

Hmmm. Don't understand some of these choices. I liked There's Something About Mary (minus the stupid dog scene). And Roger Moore's are the only Bond movies I like. Oh well.

The worst ever was Female Trouble. Nothing even comes close. Oh, I suppose it could be funny if you're really stoned or something, but that shouldn't count.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:44 pm

Any Given Sunday
Army of Darkness

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:47 pm

Hidden Tiger Crouching Dragon...god that movie was HORRIBLE.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:51 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt
Hidden Tiger Crouching Dragon...god that movie was HORRIBLE.

It was so bad that you couldn't even type the name properly?

It's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 3:04 pm

Originally posted by agentbeast
It was so bad that you couldn't even type the name properly?

It's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Unintentional, but yes...I thought it was a very bad movie that didn't even BEGIN to meet all the hype I heard about it.

De Plano · Post by **De Plano** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 3:15 pm

Hamburger U.

Are we talking just flat out bad, or so cheezy it still retains a little value? Hamburger U. has no redeeeming qualities, I walked out on it when I was maybe 13 years old.

Robot Jox, is another one.

cho · Post by **cho** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:28 pm

Originally posted by agentbeast
It was so bad that you couldn't even type the name properly?

Maybe that is why Humboldt didn't like it...it wasn't the real movie it was boot leg...

I think Super Mario, Mortal Kombat 2, Street Fighter, Who Framed Roger Rabbit ( only cause my daycare showed it to me everyday for a year

), there are sooo many more....but I have blocked them out.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:35 pm

Originally posted by Humboldt
Hidden Tiger Crouching Dragon...god that movie was HORRIBLE.

I own that on DVD ehheehe, i thought it was good.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:36 pm

Originally posted by agentbeast
Army of Darkness

Give me some sugar, baby!

Shop smart, shop S-mart.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:18 pm

Originally posted by nepenthe
Memento was one of my favorite movies.

Figures....

***Makes room for nepenthe on Homo Suspicion list***

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 7:31 pm

Originally posted by Shaggy
Actually, swimfan.

Mmmm.... Shiri Appleby.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:23 pm

Originally posted by axtrader
Figures....

***Makes room for nepenthe on Homo Suspicion list***

Here we go again....

Hey here is an article for you.

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0333/lee.php

incrediblecain · Post by **incrediblecain** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:29 pm

How about the 70's classic "Carwash" No discernable plot at all .

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:30 pm

Originally posted by nepenthe
Here we go again....

Hey here is an article for you.

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0333/lee.php

Nice read David.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:31 pm

Originally posted by incrediblecain
How about the 70's classic "Carwash" No discernable plot at all .

How about all of the 70's "Airport" movies...

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:34 pm

Originally posted by Jim
Nice read David.

The villiage voice is a worthwhile read. They have a few good articles this week.

I would be surprised if you did not have a few dogs to add to this pound of mangy cur movies.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:37 pm

Originally posted by nepenthe
I would be surprised if you did not have a few dogs to add to this pound of mangy cur movies.

I think I'm stuck between agreeing and disagreeing with half of the movies posted here.

Hm...how about adding "Lost In Space" to the list.

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:45 pm

Originally posted by Jim
I think I'm stuck between agreeing and disagreeing with half of the movies posted here.

True, one man's crap is another man's kitsch.

mwkirchner · Post by **mwkirchner** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:40 pm

I personally disliked FULL FRONTAL ...

Massa · Post by **Massa** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 pm

The Rules of Attraction was a piece of crap.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:44 pm

Originally posted by nepenthe
Here we go again....

Hey here is an article for you.

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0333/lee.php

Thanks, but I already read it. And I agree with you about The Village Voice, they frequently have good articles.

BTW, I'm keeping a watchful eye on you. I know how you get during the last few months of your wife's pregnancy....

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:07 am

Originally posted by John
My submission to the bottom 100 movies is "Matrix Reloaded". That movie sucked.

I'm gonna give that one the benefit of the doubt until the next one comes out, because its basically just the first half of a two part sequel.

The action scenes were good, I just didnt understand all the pot philosophy or where they were going with it. But I bought a bootleg of it on the street the other day and when I had time to listen to the dialogue more closely I started to understand it. Wanna read what I figured out? Well I'm gonna write it anyway!

The meaning is neo, or someone like him, keeps coming through and disturbing the matrix. This is sixth major breach they've had. They try to contain him with the Zion illusion and the oracle program. If that fails, they lead him out of the system, tell him to choose 31 people to re-start zion with, and do a full reset on the whole program, making a new version that they hope will contain any more breakouts.
But this time he let zion be destroyed. the oracle was wrong because he disobeyed her. Worse, he broke the illusion of the outer world.