What I Would Do With...
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:57 pm
All The Money In the World. Or, what I would buy for who with it. Or the longest post in a long frickin' time.
First off names are in no particular order, this ain't a popularity...well it is, but the order of the names still doesn't matter
Now, If I had all the money in the world that I wanted I would buy me one of the National Parks (don't think there for sale, ask the loggers), set me up with wireless something or other and post and camp and play in the woods for the rest of my days.
Then the real fun would begin. This is what I would do for you (if your names on the list that is, if it isn't maybe you should have replied a little more to my threads!
)
Ken- A lifetime supply of new body parts and viagra so Rosa can finally get what she deserves.
Philip- A worthy replacement for Ken since he is now otherwise occupied. And new servers till the end of time so SG never has to go through growing pains.
John- I am buying your services, heres my money...invest it for me. Also buying Volvo for you, yes the company.
Downhill- Pick a band, any band. They will play every weekend for you where you want. Also, the best damn digital recording equipment money can buy.
Brent- If it says, infers, smells like, even remotely related to Star Trek... It's yours. And when the time comes, your very own teleporter.
Prey- New York is yours. And a part of New Jersey I guess.
EvilAngel- Orange County, hell your family already runs the place right? eh, make it all of Cali - be nice to the other SG'rs there though.
Cisco- A ticket out of Cali to anywhere, since the Biggs are running the place now. Job at Cisco, running the place...complete with golden parachute
Brembo- A nice little piece of land out west, maybe Montana. Every weapon you can think of and taliban members for target practice. whoa big fella, carefull with that plutonium now.
Mikemean- GET THE HELL OUT, Brembo is coming! Kevlar everything so you make it out safe. And i'll buy that evil vet for you so you can with him what you please.
BMED- Halflifers soul. Since you have the rocks to back up his talk. Oh and run the VA would ya? Someone has got to do a good job with it.
AAF Striker- Pick a mustang, any mustang. From every year. and lifetime supply of gas.
ace420- Can you make Comcast into a respectable company? And also your very own special little garden.
Ghost- Dragstrips across the country, and mustangs to keep you amused. Take it easy on AAF STriker though. and watch out for HalfLifers lightning.
Indy- Airforce One and all the fuel you'll ever need. And the Indianapolis Speedway is yours.
Roundeye- Indian and Ducati. I'd buy you Harley too, but you got to start small and work your way up. Maybe a riverboat company or two.
UOD- Guitars, guitars, guitars. and the means to make all the cd's that you want. As long as your stuff stays good.
DrDoug- Your own bachelor pad, and Iron Maiden playing for you every other week, would be every but your ears got to bleed sometime.
Banshee- Cedar Fair and Inteman. Run with it.
YardOfStuff- Go watch banshee would ya? Make sure he has good live music all the time. And do something to make connecticut respectable would ya?
Minir- I will give you whatever you want for your answer to the secret of life. If anyones answer is worth listening too, its yours.
JCOS- Life time supply of well deserved and hard earned SPAM! And the colts.
Qwijib0- Where do you want to go today? Fire bill first though would ya? Maybe merge them with your other company, Intel.
Humboldt- A garden just like Ace's. And the patent for Tofu. Don't eat all the profits.
BigJimSlate- I was going to buy you all the dvd's but as I look again, you already own them ALL! eh, AMC theatres for you and lifetime supply of popcorn.
Norm- A time machine so you can go live in eternity with dos, and make it the dominant OS through time. Watch out for Qwijib0.
Mad Doc- The San Diego Zoo and all the "feed" you can handle. And give the boys a vacation once and a while would ya.
ColdFusion- I will by you that girlfriend you always wanted, but never had...or did you? Enjoy.
Immy- Pants that do not come off. EVAR!
Holy ****! This is not going to work. Waaaay to many people I am thinking of off the top of my head. Alright, the rest of you take what you can carry, leave me some and watch out for brembo. he ain't wearing a moon suit for nothin'
Oh one more,
Bouncer- heres everything thats left. Keep everyone safe and protected. and damn it, keep brembo away from my park!
oh yeah, happy 7k to me Sorry for the rambling, just kinda ran with it. Thanks to everyone who has ever helped me, and your welcome to those I have helped. List is incomplete, but you should all know you mean a ton to me. You are all great, even the black sheep.
back to regular scheduled programming.
First off names are in no particular order, this ain't a popularity...well it is, but the order of the names still doesn't matter
Now, If I had all the money in the world that I wanted I would buy me one of the National Parks (don't think there for sale, ask the loggers), set me up with wireless something or other and post and camp and play in the woods for the rest of my days.
Then the real fun would begin. This is what I would do for you (if your names on the list that is, if it isn't maybe you should have replied a little more to my threads!
)Ken- A lifetime supply of new body parts and viagra so Rosa can finally get what she deserves.
Philip- A worthy replacement for Ken since he is now otherwise occupied. And new servers till the end of time so SG never has to go through growing pains.
John- I am buying your services, heres my money...invest it for me. Also buying Volvo for you, yes the company.
Downhill- Pick a band, any band. They will play every weekend for you where you want. Also, the best damn digital recording equipment money can buy.
Brent- If it says, infers, smells like, even remotely related to Star Trek... It's yours. And when the time comes, your very own teleporter.
Prey- New York is yours. And a part of New Jersey I guess.
EvilAngel- Orange County, hell your family already runs the place right? eh, make it all of Cali - be nice to the other SG'rs there though.
Cisco- A ticket out of Cali to anywhere, since the Biggs are running the place now. Job at Cisco, running the place...complete with golden parachute
Brembo- A nice little piece of land out west, maybe Montana. Every weapon you can think of and taliban members for target practice. whoa big fella, carefull with that plutonium now.
Mikemean- GET THE HELL OUT, Brembo is coming! Kevlar everything so you make it out safe. And i'll buy that evil vet for you so you can with him what you please.
BMED- Halflifers soul. Since you have the rocks to back up his talk. Oh and run the VA would ya? Someone has got to do a good job with it.
AAF Striker- Pick a mustang, any mustang. From every year. and lifetime supply of gas.
ace420- Can you make Comcast into a respectable company? And also your very own special little garden.
Ghost- Dragstrips across the country, and mustangs to keep you amused. Take it easy on AAF STriker though. and watch out for HalfLifers lightning.
Indy- Airforce One and all the fuel you'll ever need. And the Indianapolis Speedway is yours.
Roundeye- Indian and Ducati. I'd buy you Harley too, but you got to start small and work your way up. Maybe a riverboat company or two.
UOD- Guitars, guitars, guitars. and the means to make all the cd's that you want. As long as your stuff stays good.
DrDoug- Your own bachelor pad, and Iron Maiden playing for you every other week, would be every but your ears got to bleed sometime.
Banshee- Cedar Fair and Inteman. Run with it.
YardOfStuff- Go watch banshee would ya? Make sure he has good live music all the time. And do something to make connecticut respectable would ya?
Minir- I will give you whatever you want for your answer to the secret of life. If anyones answer is worth listening too, its yours.
JCOS- Life time supply of well deserved and hard earned SPAM! And the colts.
Qwijib0- Where do you want to go today? Fire bill first though would ya? Maybe merge them with your other company, Intel.
Humboldt- A garden just like Ace's. And the patent for Tofu. Don't eat all the profits.
BigJimSlate- I was going to buy you all the dvd's but as I look again, you already own them ALL! eh, AMC theatres for you and lifetime supply of popcorn.
Norm- A time machine so you can go live in eternity with dos, and make it the dominant OS through time. Watch out for Qwijib0.
Mad Doc- The San Diego Zoo and all the "feed" you can handle. And give the boys a vacation once and a while would ya.
ColdFusion- I will by you that girlfriend you always wanted, but never had...or did you? Enjoy.
Immy- Pants that do not come off. EVAR!
Holy ****! This is not going to work. Waaaay to many people I am thinking of off the top of my head. Alright, the rest of you take what you can carry, leave me some and watch out for brembo. he ain't wearing a moon suit for nothin'
Oh one more,
Bouncer- heres everything thats left. Keep everyone safe and protected. and damn it, keep brembo away from my park!
oh yeah, happy 7k to me
Sorry for the rambling, just kinda ran with it. Thanks to everyone who has ever helped me, and your welcome to those I have helped. List is incomplete, but you should all know you mean a ton to me. You are all great, even the black sheep. back to regular scheduled programming.
at Normy!
