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I challenge Brembo to a "Who's more of a redneck contest"
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:49 pm
by Zilog B
*throws red flannel shirt on the ground in challenge*
Members of the audience can ask questions in this thread, and we will both answer them truthfully. After a while, it is hoped that you can determine who's the bigger redneck. Let the games begin.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:52 pm
by brembo
I'll accept the challenge, one condition tho......
Don't be makin fun of my bass-boat or my huntin dogs.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:56 pm
by Zilog B
brembo wrote:I'll accept the challenge, one condition tho......
Don't be makin fun of my bass-boat or my huntin dogs.
*deal*
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:05 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
How many cars in the yard...either running, and/or broken down rusted carcasses.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:05 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Any pickup trucks?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:06 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Any dark wood paneling in the house?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:06 pm
by Zilog B
I have 3 vehicles, two of which are pickups
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:06 pm
by chimdogger
Who is the King of NASCAR?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:07 pm
by Zilog B
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Any dark wood paneling in the house?
No, but my work has it
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:07 pm
by Zilog B
chimdogger wrote:Who is the King of NASCAR?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:08 pm
by brembo
Cars in yard: 0
Cars(truck...GMC Jimmy) in barn:1
Motorcycles in barn:1 (both run)
Paneling? Whooo boy! I could be a showroom for paneling sales. ALL ROOMS, except bathroom and kitchen. Faust will have a field day with that.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:08 pm
by brembo
chimdogger wrote:Who is the King of NASCAR?
That would be Richard Petty.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:12 pm
by TrUtHsMaCkEr
Have you at any point in your life had either a rat tail or a mullet?
How many of your shirts don't have sleeves?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:14 pm
by brembo
I have considered a mullet, and I'll own up to a rat-tail in my earlier days(preteen). I cannot support the mullet now, as male pattern baldness negates the option.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:14 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Any bonfire pits in the backyard?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Any discarded beer bottles or cans strewn around the yard in plain site?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm
by Ken
Have either of you picked up women from a family reunion?
Is your wife or gf/bf a family member?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Anyone own a potato gun? (those contraptions of PVC pipe, hair spray, lighter, etc)
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:16 pm
by Ken
Have you ever attended a "nutting"?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:17 pm
by Kyle
Do any of your vehicles have gunracks? List all applicable...
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:19 pm
by Zilog B
Kyle wrote:Do any of your vehicles have gunracks? List all applicable...
I have one for one of my trucks, but I took it out a few years ago and haven't reinstalled it.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:20 pm
by Zilog B
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Any discarded beer bottles or cans strewn around the yard in plain site?
I think there are one or two cans on the side of my driveway
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:20 pm
by Ken
Is hunting season more important than an illness in the family?
Do your guns have names?
Do you get horny while cleaning them?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:21 pm
by Zilog B
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Anyone own a potato gun? (those contraptions of PVC pipe, hair spray, lighter, etc)
I've helped to build and fire one
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:22 pm
by Ken
HEY!!! No skipping questions!!!!! [opening admin control panel, "where did I put that ban button"?]
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:23 pm
by brembo
Bonfire pits: no
Beer in plain sight: Oh yes!
No g/f or significant other at reunions, none at all in fact
Potato gun: yes(I use walnuts)
Gunrack: Does layered foam padding to transport count?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:25 pm
by Zilog B
Ken wrote:Is hunting season more important than an illness in the family?
Do your guns have names?
Do you get horny while cleaning them?
Yes, No, and maybe
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:26 pm
by Zilog B
No on family members, no on married to family member, and wtf is a "nutting" LOL
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:29 pm
by brembo
Ken wrote:Is hunting season more important than an illness in the family?
Do your guns have names?
Do you get horny while cleaning them?
Depends on the family member
Yes
You kiddin? Kleen-Bore is like an perfume to me.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:29 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Zilog B wrote:, and wtf is a "nutting" LOL
Must be something those rednecks of Florida do...I've not heard of it...scared to wonder what it could be.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:29 pm
by Ken
Zilog B wrote:No on family members, no on married to family member, and wtf is a "nutting" LOL
A nutting is usually a yearly event that happens on a farm... (Castration...)
My recently passed Uncle would call and say, "Hey, are yall comin' up for the nuttin' this weekend"...
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:17 pm
by Sava700
hell I got both of em beat.. Gun rack in Ranger... a similar set up for my seats in my jeep, 3 cabinets in house full.. different gun for each season
Both truck and jeep lifted.. jeep higher
Beer well lets just say when a cap is finished I nail it to a 2x4 in my building where my pool table is which is pretty full now after being up for a year.
huntin dogs kept at dads house. Did the Nascar drivin school.
Wife is in no means related prior to however I thought my cousin was really hot!! Had potato gun once but blew it up never rebuilt it.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:04 pm
by Bastid
brembo wrote:I have considered a mullet, and I'll own up to a rat-tail in my earlier days(preteen). I cannot support the mullet now, as male pattern baldness negates the option.
ooooooh contrare my friend...
ive done some research
the Skullet:
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:06 pm
by Lefty
at this whole thread. you guys kill me
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:18 pm
by Humboldt
Do you or do you not piss off your porch?
How many beers are in your fridge and what kind?
Favorite class in high school?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:41 pm
by tao_jones
Which one of you guys has the purrtiest mouth?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:59 pm
by Zilog B
Humboldt wrote:Do you or do you not piss off your porch? Yes
How many beers are in your fridge and what kind? 0
Favorite class in high school?
History
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:10 pm
by Zilog B
tao_jones wrote:Which one of you guys has the purrtiest mouth?
Ken... no wait Brembo!
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:14 pm
by tao_jones
Zilog B wrote:Ken... no wait Brembo!
We have a winner....Zilog B...only a true redneck could rate another mans mouth.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:15 pm
by Humboldt
List the animals you've killed.
Which ones have you eaten?