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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:16 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Prey521 wrote:Aight, that's what I'm talkin bout!
True playa status is shot to hell now though!
I just remembered, that I'd better purchase the last mod for my truck before we got down to the wire!
A baby seat is not a mod, no matter how many neoen colors or NOS stickers it has.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:19 pm
by Izzo
YARDofSTUF wrote:A baby seat is not a mod, no matter how many neoen colors or NOS stickers it has.
buwahahahahahaha
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:21 pm
by Prey521
YARDofSTUF wrote:A baby seat is not a mod, no matter how many neoen colors or NOS stickers it has.

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:21 pm
by Lefty
congratulaciones hermano

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:58 pm
by Jamie_R
Congratulations Prey
life as you know it just went into 5th gear for the best

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:59 pm
by Jamie_R
but after ... no more ever

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:44 pm
by Croc
Jamie_R wrote:but after ... no more ever
Unless it's to have another one.
It's all about Procreation, not Recreation from here on in.
Congrats Prey.

Rest up now. You are going to need it.
Some Nursery Rhymes to inspire you. 
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:54 pm
by David
Prey521 wrote:"My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and he is a Network Admin" /Preys kid in 5 years
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh yeah boooooooooooooy!!!! My swimmers finally found the target!!
Wife just called me from Florida, crying, to tell me the news!
She was going to wait till she arrived on Sunday, but she couldn't contain it!!
It's been a struggle, she has problematic ovaries and we've been trying for a while!
Yeah, this should be a fun ride!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
WAY TO GO PREY!!!!
It is about time you polluted the gene pool.
Best thing that will ever happen to you.
G-D bless you, the missus and the Reyes to be.
david aaron orlans
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:56 pm
by Kyle
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:12 pm
by Prey521
Thx David, the Northeast is in for some trouble!!
And Kyle, there's this saying that my dad has always told me :
"Hijo to eres, padres sera, lo mismo que hiciste, tambien te aran"
Rough Translation:
"A son you are, a father you shall be, what you did to me as a child, this too will you receive"
If that is true, I am in SERIOUS trouble

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:15 pm
by David
Prey521 wrote:Thx David, the Northeast is in for some trouble!!
And Kyle, there's this saying that my dad has always told me :
"Hijo to eres, padres sera, lo mismo que hiciste, tambien te aran"
Rough Translation:
"A son you are, a father you shall be, what you did to me as a child, this too will you receive"
If that is true, I am in SERIOUS trouble
Nah.... You are going to be a fantastic dad.... If it is a boy, you'll set him straight. If it is a girl....... You will kill every boy in sight...
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:19 pm
by Prey521
YARDofSTUF wrote:I think she was crying becasue you're the father, either that or becasue she has to come home to you!
Problematic ovaries? is that the online forum term for almsot impotent?
Oh and the most likely answer to your question would be "My daddy's name is Porfirio Reyes, and hes in jail for killing my mommy"
LMAO! Funny you mention that! We thought that my guys were at fault, so the doc had me do a manual extraction and have them tested! I sweated profusely till I heard the good news of my strong swimmers!

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:25 pm
by Jim
Prey521 wrote:LMAO! Funny you mention that! We thought that my guys were at fault, so the doc had me do a
manual extraction and have them tested! I sweated profusely till I heard the good news of my strong swimmers!
Manual...extraction?

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:30 pm
by koldchillah
Prey521 wrote:the doc had me do a manual extraction

<<<Puts two and two together>>> aahh... so this is what Ken was referring to when you were playing with his "one-eyed gringo".
Manual Extraction Training!

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:36 pm
by Prey521
LMAO! You guys are too much!
And Jim, I still hold true to my claims, this wasn't done for pleasure!

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:47 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Prey521 wrote:LMAO! Funny you mention that! We thought that my guys were at fault, so the doc had me do a manual extraction and have them tested! I sweated profusely till I heard the good news of my strong swimmers!
I've seen some strong retards before...

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:50 pm
by Prey521
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:52 pm
by Izzo
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:37 am
by CableDude
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:39 pm
by Spammy
Congrats bro.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:46 pm
by thepieman
Oh dam I missed this thread. You mean she actually lets you have sex with her? I bet you hadda slip her some Jesus juice and an extra 50.00 every time!
Seriously...Congrats to you both!
Pie
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:06 pm
by emilyb
Whaaaa??? I missed this thread too!!!
WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:30 pm
by brembo
Great. I read about such things happening. I *think* the material was in the Bible, maybe Revelations. Something like that anyway.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:20 pm
by MissTynker2
Double trouble?? Ut oh!!

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:00 pm
by Prey521
Just found out this morning, she's 8 weeks and is due on our Wedding Anniversary date! Only 1 in 10 babies are born on their actual due date. It would be cool to have a Christmas or New Years baby!

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:44 pm
by Ken
How did I miss this thread?
Congratulations! iSalud!
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:16 pm
by Debbie
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:21 pm
by axtrader
Knowing Prey's penchant for costumes and role-playing ten will getcha five that Prey wore his Super Sperm costume the night he knocked up his wife...

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:29 pm
by Mad_Haggis
Cool. Not just a reason to drink, but, a good one.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:30 am
by Immortal
Oh No... Little Prey! haha.. Congrats man!