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 <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> 
fullName = new String;
var x = 0;
var currentNum = 0;
var currentChar;
var y = 0;
var smurfNames = new Array(
"Conrad",
"Raspy",
"Very Uninteresting",
"Chesty",
"Bambi",
"Insatiable",
"Quantum",
"Lydia",
"Groupie",
"Vanilla Ice",
"Maximus",
"Stanky",
"Hoochie",
"Stoner",
"Trusty",
"Cujo",
"Fidel",
"Naughty",
"Doctor",
"Cleft Palate",
"Britney",
"Flopsy Mopsey",
"The",
"Chanukah",
"Squanto",
"Igneous",
"Megatron",
"Full Monty",
"Yahweh",
"Q*Bert",
"Futzy",
"Meshugana",
"Pimpin'",
"Fetid",
"Fictitious",
"M.C.",
"Cuddly",
"Disgruntled",
"Heterosexual",
"Jurassic",
"Deadly",
"Queasy",
"Waspinator",
"Stews in His Own Gravy",
"Stickleback",
"Fundamentalist",
"Drippy",
"Hannibal",
"Jojoba",
"Kung Pao",
"Boozy",
"Radioactive",
"Fatass",
"Ichabod",
"Phil the",
"Erectile Dysfunction",
"Transparent",
"Moo Goo Gai",
"Talk to the Hand",
"Son of",
"Smurf Smurf",
"Pantsless",
"Super Absorbant",
"Yakuza",
"Very Tall",
"Stoolie",
"Ebola",
"Chicken-Fried",
"New-and-Improved",
"Junkie",
"Lemon-Fresh",
"As-Seen-on-TV",
"Stalker",
"Man-Eating",
"Ibn al'",
"Litigious",
"You Go",
"Slowly Evaporating",
"The Real Slim",
"Golden Flash",
"Critically Ill",
"Killdozer",
"Colicky",
"Slappy",
"Cletus the Slack-Jawed",
"Phlegmy",
"Nascar",
"Odoriferous",
"Noxious",
"Erotic"
)
 
function matchLtr() {
if (currentChar == "a" || currentChar == "A") {
currentNum = 1;
}
if (currentChar == "b" || currentChar == "B") {
currentNum = 2;
}
if (currentChar == "c" || currentChar == "C") {
currentNum = 3;
}
if (currentChar == "d" || currentChar == "D") {
currentNum = 4;
}
if (currentChar == "e" || currentChar == "E") {
currentNum = 5;
}
if (currentChar == "f" || currentChar == "F") {
currentNum = 6;
}
if (currentChar == "g" || currentChar == "G") {
currentNum = 7;
}
if (currentChar == "h" || currentChar == "H") {
currentNum = 8;
}
if (currentChar == "i" || currentChar == "I") {
currentNum = 9;
}
if (currentChar == "j" || currentChar == "J") {
currentNum = 10;
}
if (currentChar == "k" || currentChar == "K") {
currentNum = 11;
}
if (currentChar == "l" || currentChar == "L") {
currentNum = 12;
}
if (currentChar == "m" || currentChar == "M") {
currentNum = 13;
}
if (currentChar == "n" || currentChar == "N") {
currentNum = 14;
}
if (currentChar == "o" || currentChar == "O") {
currentNum = 15;
}
if (currentChar == "p" || currentChar == "P") {
currentNum = 16;
}
if (currentChar == "q" || currentChar == "Q") {
currentNum = 17;
}
if (currentChar == "r" || currentChar == "R") {
currentNum = 18;
}
if (currentChar == "s" || currentChar == "S") {
currentNum = 19;
}
if (currentChar == "t" || currentChar == "T") {
currentNum = 20;
}
if (currentChar == "u" || currentChar == "U") {
currentNum = 21;
}
if (currentChar == "v" || currentChar == "V") {
currentNum = 22;
}
if (currentChar == "w" || currentChar == "W") {
currentNum = 23;
}
if (currentChar == "x" || currentChar == "X") {
currentNum = 24;
}
if (currentChar == "y" || currentChar == "Y") {
currentNum = 25;
}
if (currentChar == "z" || currentChar == "Z") {
currentNum = 26;
}
 
x += currentNum;
}
function selName() {
 
x = 0;
fullName = document.names.firstName.value + document.names.lastName.value;
 
for (i=0; i < fullName.length; i++) {
currentChar = fullName.charAt(i);
matchLtr();
}
 
popName()
}
function popName() {
y = x % 90;
document.names.smurfName.value = smurfNames[y] + ((y == 78) ? ' Smurfy' : ' Smurf');
start();
} 
function start() {
document.names.firstName.focus();
}
</SCRIPT>