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MissTynker2 wrote:Hey!!!
First in line? :eek:
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Izzo wrote: :D
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Brandy with dinner?

Hell_Yes

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Hell_Yes wrote:Image

Brandy with dinner?

She always wants the lobster :irate:


wash or warsh ?
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Izzo wrote:She always wants the lobster :irate:


wash or warsh ?

It's Worsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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chimdogger wrote:It's Worsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
to see if Yardy was home.

What does Ken's tatoo say. :D
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Lefty wrote:to see if Yardy was home.

What does Ken's tatoo say. :D
A: I'm a sucker for punishment, beat me bad boy

Q: What if Lefty was a righty?
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Chris wrote:A: I'm a sucker for punishment, beat me bad boy

Q: What if Lefty was a righty?
impossible, Lefty is a wrongy...

Why do we take a pee and not leave one?
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Ken wrote:impossible, Lefty is a wrongy...

Why do we take a pee and not leave one?
Ken, real men don't pee unless they've been drinking wine coolers. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

Why does beer make you fat?
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Humboldt wrote:Ken, real men don't pee unless they've been drinking wine coolers. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

Why does beer make you fat?
A: Cause Teirney has to get up and get them, I get no excersize.
Q: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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A: no more than a handfull.

Q: Why is there air?
Croc.
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Croc wrote:A: no more than a handfull.

Q: Why is there air?
So women can talk on the phone.

Why does beer in a green bottle taste better than a beer in a clear bottle?
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Humboldt wrote:So women can talk on the phone.

Why does beer in a green bottle taste better than a beer in a clear bottle?
A: Because men are from mars
Q: How many licks to get tot the middle of a tootsie roll pop?
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Chris wrote:A: Because men are from mars
Q: How many licks to get tot the middle of a tootsie roll pop?
43.

Why does Ken's breath always smell like condoms?
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Humboldt wrote:43.

Why does Ken's breath always smell like condoms?
A. He's "Inspector 58" in quality assurance at the local condom company.

Q. Why did the dozers of Fraggle Rock use radishes?
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thechemgeek wrote:A. He's "Inspector 58" in quality assurance at the local condom company.

Q. Why did the dozers of Fraggle Rock use radishes?
Doozers grind radishes into dust to build all their structures


MaryAnn or Ginger?
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Lefty wrote:Doozers grind radishes into dust to build all their structures


MaryAnn or Ginger?
A: Mary Ann of course
Q: What kind and year of car was in Joes Garage?
And what was wrong with it?
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Chris wrote:A: Mary Ann of course
Q: What kind and year of car was in Joes Garage?
And what was wrong with it?
54 Dodge with a mashed up door.

Why is Wensday HUMP Day???
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Lefty wrote:54 Dodge with a mashed up door.

Why is Wensday HUMP Day???
Because Wednesday got tired of Wensday mounting its leg.


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