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Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:57 pm**

Hey everyone, thought I'd host another edition of "ask the DQ kid" anything about Dairy Queen

Ill do the best to answer everything I can.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:00 pm**

Ever get frisky with a hotdog?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:01 pm**

Originally posted by brembo
Ever get frisky with a hotdog?

*poors 200 degree hot fudge on you*

No.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:04 pm**

who is "dairy queen" named after ??

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:04 pm**

ROFL! Good one Brembo...Okay. Let's get serious now.

What's really in those hamburgers? Did you ever notice how there are never any cats hanging around Dairy Queen?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:04 pm**

Ever been sued for dumping hot chocolate sauce on a customer?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:04 pm**

Originally posted by the snake
who is "dairy queen" named after ??

Mike Rotch the 3rd.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:05 pm**

Originally posted by SilverDakota
ROFL! Good one Brembo...Okay. Let's get serious now.

What's really in those hamburgers? Did you ever notice how there are never any cats hanging around Dairy Queen?

They are plain ol hamburger. Nothing different.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:05 pm**

Originally posted by HalfLifer

Mike Rotch the 3rd.

Second cousin to Phillip McCrevis

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:06 pm**

Originally posted by brembo
Ever been sued for dumping hot chocolate sauce on a customer?

Havent been sued yet

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:06 pm**

Have you or any other DQ employees ever ejaculated into anything vanilla based that was served to a customer?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:07 pm**

I still stand by my statement a few a month or so ago. With your knowledge of computers etc. and your young age, you still should have went with a computer related job of any sort. Just my 2 cents.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:07 pm**

Originally posted by Macho-Module
Have you or any other DQ employees ever ejaculated into anything vanilla based that was served to a customer?

No, never. Thats utterly disgusting. If I ever caught someone doing that, I'd scratch out their eye and jizz on their brain.

But seriously, no, thats sick.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:08 pm**

Who is the Dairy King? And why don't we ever hear from him?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:08 pm**

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
I still stand by my statement a few a month or so ago. With your knowledge of computers etc. and your young age, you still should have went with a computer related job of any sort. Just my 2 cents.

Couldnt find anything computer related with openings or whatever, as I'm still 15. I have DQ experience, so I work at another DQ store now.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:09 pm**

Originally posted by Sloppy
Who is the Dairy King? And why don't we ever hear from him?

We froze him and stuck him in the walk-in cooler.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:10 pm**

well thaw him out man!!!! I hear Afghanistan is looking for a new leader

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:10 pm**

Where did all the cats go?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:10 pm**

We froze him and stuck him in the walk-in cooler

...."where he ejaculates into the vanilla based products for us."

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:10 pm**

ROtFLMAO!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:11 pm**

Originally posted by HalfLifer

Couldnt find anything computer related with openings or whatever, as I'm still 15. I have DQ experience, so I work at another DQ store now.

I guess you have to go where the openings are. A shame really. I was in your shoes back when.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:12 pm**

Originally posted by SilverDakota
Where did all the cats go?

Doesn't fit with DQ but still funny. Anybody for chicken balls?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:12 pm**

Originally posted by Macho-Module

...."where he ejaculates into the vanilla based products for us."

ROTLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! That was TOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:13 pm**

Originally posted by SilverDakota
Where did all the cats go?

Chicken strips anyone?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:18 pm**

What's the top pay for a DQ employee...

Who leads the list on most phone #'s (dates) from customers...

Why is the food so damn much at that place...

whats's the healthiest food DQ has to offer...

What item has the most calories...

has your store ever been robbed...

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:18 pm**

Originally posted by Macho-Module

...."where he ejaculates into the vanilla based products for us."

No way man! We cut his jimma jamma off a while ago. Guess the dude who ordered a footlong wasnt too happy it had a head

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:18 pm**

How or to what standard do the custard machines get cleaned every night?

How fresh is the custard?

What raw materials makes up custard and how fresh is it?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:18 pm**

Ok..what if Jack from Jack in Box married the Dairy Queen...would he become the Dairy King? or maybe the Dairy King in the Box? I only ask because he is technically a dairy product...so would they be able to mate? And would their children be frozen or liquid?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:21 pm**

Originally posted by EvilAngel
What's the top pay for a DQ employee...

Who leads the list on most phone #'s (dates) from customers...

Why is the food so damn much at that place...

whats's the healthiest food DQ has to offer...

What item has the most calories...

has your store ever been robbed...

1) Not sure, really.

2) Me of course

3) THat I dont reeally know.

4) Healthiest food is the salad.

5) Most calories goes to the macho meal, I'd say. Its a triple cheeseburger with large fry

6) Ever been robbed, nope. We are all wired with silent trip alarms on the floor however. And if they ever tried to rob the store...I'd just be like..."Hey, come on now, do you know who I am?" And they'd run.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:21 pm**

Originally posted by UOD
How or to what standard do the custard machines get cleaned every night?

How fresh is the custard?

What raw materials makes up custard and how fresh is it?

Cus...tard? DOnt got that. But we clean all machines with Windex (or somethin close). Our ice cream is delivered every 3 days, and is changed everyday.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:30 pm**

macho meal

Does your company settle easily when sued for copyright infringement?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:34 pm**

Macho meal-

Vienna sausage in petroleum jelly, alone on a plate.

Sides-

Napkin to clean up

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:37 pm**

Originally posted by brembo
Macho meal-

Vienna sausage in petroleum jelly, alone on a plate.

Sides-

Napkin to clean up

I'll take that with a Brembo Shake.

Astroglide and man chowder stirred and chilled with a green olive on top.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:41 pm**

Originally posted by Macho-Module

I'll take that with a Brembo Shake.

Astroglide and man chowder stirred and chilled with a green olive on top.

ROFL.....shaken, not stirred of course.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:45 pm**

Is this new one haunted like your previous one?

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 11:00 pm**

How many of the machines there are NSF Certified? They have a blue sticker that says NSF.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 11:17 pm**

Originally posted by Noevo
How many of the machines there are NSF Certified? They have a blue sticker that says NSF.

Is the NSF a wing of the Illuminati? Sounds shady.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 11:19 pm**

Originally posted by Macho-Module

Is the NSF a wing of the Illuminati? Sounds shady.

nah, not shady at all. We work closely with the government, how could we be shady

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 11:20 pm**

Hey... I get big red "NSF" stamps on my checks all the time. They must be certified then.

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2002 11:25 pm**

Originally posted by brembo
Hey... I get big red "NSF" stamps on my checks all the time. They must be certified then.

I tell ya, if I hear a bank teller make that joke one more time I am gonna go UOD on them.

typical conversation; bank teller person "thats funny, NSF on your check. You think they wouldn't have called it that" irate me becuase I have heard it a frickin 1000 times "yes, very funny...yes I know Non sufficient Funds...ha. now shut up and give me muh nickle biatch"

I might have paraphrased a bit, but you get the idea

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