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Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:03 pm**

long long ago,there was a sheep loving man named maddoctor,and one day,he was seen,,,,

*continue the story*

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:09 pm**

Dan wrote:long long ago,there was a sheep loving man named maddoctor,and one day,he was seen,,,,

standing by a herd of sheep by a great fisherman, Dan ! and Dan saw this and yelled out.,,,

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:11 pm**

".... scratching his backside up against a bus tire from which was full of Obama Impersonators when all of a sudden..."

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:42 pm**

...the world blew up

the end.

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:47 pm**

Brent wrote:I gave MD a "knob job" but my technique was so bad that not even a goat would give me a try. My life sucks.... and I suck, but not very well.

the story continues....

Fixed for truth

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:00 am**

MadDoctor wrote:Fixed for truth

and consequences

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:32 am**

Dan wrote:and consequences

Was soon to follow, in the truck loads, after Dan the Great Fisherman waved and said, "Hello friend" to Maddoctor...

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:52 am**

jeremyboycool wrote:Was soon to follow, in the truck loads, after Dan the Great Fisherman waved and said, "Hello friend" to Maddoctor...

but before Maddoctor could reply ! YeOldeStonecat jumped out of the water completely naked and ,,,,,,,

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:54 am**

...then the world blew up

the end.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:13 am**

Dan wrote:but before Maddoctor could reply ! YeOldeStonecat jumped out of the water completely naked and ,,,,,,,

...yelled "Hey MadDoc, take your wife back...she's kinda exhausted now!"

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:29 pm**

And my wife said: true... but it's hard work to get any satisfaction from a guy who is sport'n 1" of limp meat. MD is hung like a horse.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:43 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:And my wife said: true... but it's hard work to get any satisfaction from a guy who is sport'n 1" of limp meat. MD is hung like a sea horse.

But with her blowhole adequately massaged, the buck naked StoneCat kicked back with Dan the fisherman. Over a lager, they chatting about the joys of cetacean sex

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:55 pm**

David wrote:But with her blowhole adequately massaged, the buck naked StoneCat kicked back with Dan the fisherman. Over a lager, they chatting about the joys of cetacean sex

Did you know the average size of a blue whales penis is near 10 feet long and 3 foot circumference?

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:00 pm**

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Did you know the average size of a blue whales penis is near 10 feet long and 3 foot circumference?

"No! I did not", replied Brent, "oooh my my, blow up the whales...then blow up the world."

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:40 pm**

Then Brent realized how much of a troll dick he was being and decided to open his bible and find a section that could influence him on how to properly treat his fellow man.

Meanwhile MadDoc was on his way to the store to buy the econosized five gallon bucket of baby oil.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:09 pm**

but remembered he already had several five gallon buckets baby oil so he went to the pet store to get three gerbils and a mouse.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:41 pm**

RoundEye wrote:Then Brent realized how much of a troll dick he was being and decided to open his bible and find a section that could influence him on how to properly treat his fellow man.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:48 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:but remembered he already had several five gallon buckets baby oil so he went to the pet store to get three gerbils and a mouse.

but the owner of the pet store (humboldt) said NO WAY! I will NOT sell you any more rodents,and proceeded to call,,,,

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:18 pm**

Dan wrote:but the owner of the pet store (humboldt) said NO WAY! I will NOT sell you any more rodents,and proceeded to call,,,,

...the hardware store, so he could purchase more electrical tape to wrap around the hamsters to keep them from exploading when...

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:49 pm**

YeOldeStonecat wrote:...the hardware store, so he could purchase more electrical tape to wrap around the hamsters to keep them from exploading when...

him and and his best friend

planned a night out on the town and then,,,,,,

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:01 pm**

Dan wrote:him and and his best friend planned a night out on the town and then,,,,,,

...and they ran into Debbie....

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:45 am**

…….. and soon they realized as they we scrapping furry little bloody parts of the wall, it doesn’t matter how much tape you use, the little bastards still explode all over the place if you …………..

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:03 pm**

RoundEye wrote:…….. and soon they realized as they we scrapping furry little bloody parts of the wall, it doesn’t matter how much tape you use, the little bastards still explode all over the place if you …………..

put them in a microwave and,,,,,,,,

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:46 pm**

Forget to close the door when you turn it on. Next time we’ll have to remind MadDoc not to………….

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:39 am**

forget to lubricate the hinges before...

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:37 pm**

..they flipped the switch on to the sex robot they built. They were still fearful the worst would happen, which was…..

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:28 pm**

Brent calling from the tub.."Who's Next?"

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:30 pm**

….. as he was thinking to himself, “I’m still an unsatisfied man, I hope that someday I can find a real man to satisfy my every need” but the bubbles in the tub were starting to go flat and………..

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:43 pm**

RoundEye wrote:….. as Brent was thinking to himself, “I’m still an unsatisfied man, I hope that someday I can find a real man to satisfy my every need” but the bubbles in the tub were starting to go flat and………..

Brent dismissed the thought of coming out of the closet, but just as he thought there was no chance of,,,,,,

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:04 pm**

….….. the world accepting him as a gay man after he had spewed all his rhetoric about God, and the worst part is ……………

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:40 pm**

an all forgiving Lord DID accept him, as he made him

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:57 pm**

Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Sava, looking very handsome in his new military duds, in a wild panic runs by fumbling for his side arm. A raving lunatic, naked except for army boots and helmet, speeds after him holding his erect and rather lager penis. They round the corner and..

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:21 pm**

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:24 pm**

MadDoctor wrote:Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

They find MadDoc counting sheep with a gleam in his eye.

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:55 pm**

jeremyboycool wrote:Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Sava, looking very handsome in his new military duds, in a wild panic runs by fumbling for his side arm. A raving lunatic, naked except for army boots and helmet, speeds after him holding his erect and rather lager penis. They round the corner and..

A "lager" penis? A taste treat for the gay beer drinker!

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:10 pm**

David wrote:A "lager" penis? A taste treat for the gay beer drinker!

and with that Brent and Sava cheered and had a cold beer together,*Brent always watching Sava's sidearm revolver though*,

but just then ! ......

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:03 pm**

……..I seen a whole batch of people running inside with the look of fear in their eyes. The only thing I could make out from all the screaming was “outside!”, so I looked out the window and saw a squadron of rabid gray monkeys flying around. Not really knowing what to do, I just screamed for everybody to get dressed and.......….

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:02 pm**

this whole thread .....

Posted: **Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:55 pm**

RoundEye wrote:……..I seen a whole batch of people running inside with the look of fear in their eyes. The only thing I could make out from all the screaming was “outside!”, so I looked out the window and saw a squadron of rabid gray monkeys flying around. Not really knowing what to do, I just screamed for everybody to get dressed and.......….

spank the monkey !

Posted: **Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:40 am**

Dan wrote:spank the monkey !

before the monkey spanks you with a pattended MadDoc econo sized sheep stick...

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