Beliefs...
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:39 am
Someone just emailed me this...
Taoism:
**it happens.
Buddhism:
If **it happens, it's not really **it.
Islam:
If **it happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism:
**it happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism:
Why does this **it always happen to us?
Hinduism:
This **it happened before.
Catholicism:
**it happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna:
**it happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism:
Send more **it.
Atheism:
No **it.
Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, **it happens.
Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good **it happening.
Christian Science:
**it happens in your mind.
Agnosticism:
Maybe **it happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this **it.
Existentialism:
What is **it anyway?
Stoicism:
This **it doesn't bother me.
Taoism:
**it happens.
Buddhism:
If **it happens, it's not really **it.
Islam:
If **it happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism:
**it happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism:
Why does this **it always happen to us?
Hinduism:
This **it happened before.
Catholicism:
**it happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna:
**it happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism:
Send more **it.
Atheism:
No **it.
Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, **it happens.
Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good **it happening.
Christian Science:
**it happens in your mind.
Agnosticism:
Maybe **it happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this **it.
Existentialism:
What is **it anyway?
Stoicism:
This **it doesn't bother me.
