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There's a new cult in town...

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:22 am
by Ken
Some invites have been sent, and advised to accept... ;) It is sick and obscene, so if you are in interest, PM someone in the know... :rtfm:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:16 pm
by Indy
Baaaaa....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:46 pm
by Ken
That was a great idea, Indy! Kudos and mad rep coming your way! :D

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:10 pm
by Debbie
:wth:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:21 pm
by Indy
Ken wrote:That was a great idea, Indy! Kudos and mad rep coming your way! :D
Since the 'secret forum' is no longer secret, gotta have somewhere else to be somewhat secretive on here :D ;)

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:17 pm
by Ken
Indy wrote:Since the 'secret forum' is no longer secret, gotta have somewhere else to be somewhat secretive on here :D ;)
Are you absolutely, positively sure that there are no more secret forums?... :wth: ;) :D

Are you suggesting a secret forum for cult members only?... You may be onto something... :rockin:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:33 pm
by Ken
The list of new members is growing. I guess that it is time to reveal the secret shake... To members only, of course... ;)

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:37 pm
by fastchevy
Ken wrote:The list of new members is growing. I guess that it is time to reveal the secret shake... To members only, of course... ;)
Sweet...as long as it's the real one this time...I'm not falling for that again..it's hand-to-hand shaking from now on!!

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:39 pm
by Ken
fastchevy wrote:Sweet...as long as it's the real one this time...I'm not falling for that again..it's hand-to-hand shaking from now on!!


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:52 pm
by YARDofSTUF
The maddoc and ken's club? Sounds life threatening.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:18 pm
by Humboldt
YARDofSTUF wrote:The maddoc and ken's club? Sounds life threatening.
Sounds downright obscene :D

Don't forget the gallon jug of Mascul-Out

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:14 pm
by Ken
You guys (The sick & perverted) need to check your user control panel to see if you have an invite, membership has it's privileges... <running through the secret halls of SG, singing "I wanna be an airborne ranger, I wanna live a life of danger"...> :D

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:30 pm
by MadDoctor
/lurking/

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:33 pm
by MadDoctor
GOOD LORD!!!!!!

I can't decide if I'm extremely aroused or...




*blushing*

Oh wait. Yes I am aroused.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:34 pm
by MadDoctor
Are those my nuts (yes I have 4 of them) in that bag? Been a week since I licked myself so I'm not sure.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:48 pm
by Indy
MadDoctor wrote:GOOD LORD!!!!!!

I can't decide if I'm extremely aroused or...




*blushing*

Oh wait. Yes I am aroused.
Here, have some kleenex. And some Jurgen's...

:cool:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:46 pm
by RoundEye
I’ve never been in a cult before. I guess I’m about due to have my mind corrupted be a scallywag pirate and an infamous sheep shagger.

I just hope to god you didn’t let MadDoc create the secret handshake. You wouldn’t believe what he wanted me to shake the last time he wanted to show me his secret handshake. :wth:

I’ll take a PM to the supa sekret cult you speak of.

Bind me tie me
Chain me to the wall I wanna be a slave
To you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Chain-store chain-smoke
I consume you all
Chain-gang chain-mail
I don't think at all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Thrash me crash me
Beat me till I fall
I wanna be a victim
For you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:48 pm
by MadDoctor
RoundEye wrote:I’ll take a PM to the supa sekret cult you speak of.


another sucker.....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:48 pm
by RoundEye
Indy wrote:....Here, have some kleenex. And some Jurgen's....

Jurgen's is too slippery, you need to add some sand to it for a little more friction. :thumb:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:50 pm
by MadDoctor
RoundEye wrote:Jurgen's is too slippery, you need to add some sand to it for a little more friction. :thumb:
For once we are in agreement. Friction is always good.

Ever felt a cat's licker? (I can't spell tongue so I call it a licker) Pretty cool.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:52 pm
by RoundEye
MadDoctor wrote:another sucker.....


Hold on for a minute, if this cult involves any sucking, you’ll have to PM Mrs.RoundEye too.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:52 pm
by MadDoctor
RoundEye wrote:Hold on for a minute, if this cult involves any sucking, you’ll have to PM Mrs.RoundEye too.
DONE!!!!!!!!



now we need a licker or two

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:58 pm
by RoundEye
MadDoctor wrote:....Ever felt a cat's licker?....
The only cats I ever felt didn't have a tounge. I'm a newbie to this furry love stuff.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:01 pm
by Indy
RoundEye wrote:I’ll take a PM to the supa sekret cult you speak of.
Invite sent :D

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:10 pm
by MadDoctor
RoundEye wrote:The only cats I ever felt didn't have a tounge. I'm a newbie to this furry love stuff.
I have photos. Lots and lots of photos. You are NOT a newbie to this furry love stuff.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:51 pm
by RoundEye
MadDoctor wrote:I have photos. Lots and lots of photos. You are NOT a newbie to this furry love stuff.

I thought we agreed to keep all that stuff between you and I.

………. I see what kind of friend you turned out to be. :wth:

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:34 pm
by MadDoctor
RoundEye wrote:I thought we agreed to keep all that stuff between you and I.
That was before your PayPal account came up empty. You said (you promised me) that there would be $1.25 in the account.

Not!!!!!!



*readies picture of RoundEye at street party*

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:57 am
by YeOldeStonecat
I'll bring the egg beater, squeegee, rope, and can of coconut cream. :thumb:

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:22 pm
by Bastid
whats goin on in here? :D

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:53 pm
by Debbie
YeOldeStonecat wrote:I'll bring the egg beater, squeegee, rope, and can of coconut cream. :thumb:
Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult. :silly:

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Debbie wrote:Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult. :silly:
Maddoc is planning a trip for an operation in Thailand, so soon there will be 2.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:18 pm
by Bastid
Debbie wrote:Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult. :silly:
the only REALfemale

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:25 pm
by MadDoctor
Bastid wrote:the only REALfemale
I have no room to talk. I dated a blow-up doll for almost 4 years.

"she" broke it off. Not that.... the relationship.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:37 pm
by CableDude
YARDofSTUF wrote:Maddoc is planning a trip for an operation in Thailand, so soon there will be 2.
:rotfl:

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:14 pm
by Indy
[YOUTUBE]GMTuvnENPZk[/YOUTUBE]

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:19 pm
by Debbie
WTH????? :rotfl:

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:31 pm
by Mrs RoundEye
Debbie wrote:Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult. :silly:
Not if MadDoc or that pirate freak send me an invite.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:42 pm
by MadDoctor
If I knew how... I would. I don't think I have permission to invite people.


Irony.


Oh... when at the end of a date, wash with the one you love.

Image

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:30 am
by Debbie
:wth:

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:30 am
by Debbie
Mrs.RoundEye wrote:Not if MadDoc or that pirate freak send me an invite.
Welcome to the club!!!!!!!! Wooooooohooooo!!! :thumb: