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If you were to pass down one little piece of advice, what would it be?
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:31 pm
by chimdogger
My advice would be, dont get married until you do not require sex anymore.
Lets this be the advice column of SG.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:33 pm
by Ken
[quote="chimdogger"]My advice would be, dont get married until you do not require sex anymore. ]
She cut you off, eh?
Next time, tell her that she can't cut you off,...because she don't know where you are getting it from...
Oh, and most importantly, remember to run like hell!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:58 pm
by minir
Never eat yellow snow
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minir
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:02 pm
by MissTynker2
Believe in yourself...stand up for what you believe in, and remember God will never put you through any ordeal, that you cannot turn around and help someone else through. Geez! Sorry guys, iffen I put a serious note in this thread...but THAT is what popped into my mind first. Carry on..and have fun!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:03 pm
by Humboldt
Never trust any man who speaks of "dry rub"
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:26 pm
by Rivas
Never give up.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:33 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Never follow anyone thats too weak to believe in themselves.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:19 pm
by axtrader
My advice...
Disable your yahoo chat user name whenever Prey is unemployed. No exceptions. Doesn't matter how much he
about being neglected. Just disable the damn thing. You'll sleep better at night. Trust me.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:24 pm
by MadDoctor
Don't tell your mom that your sister was your "first" time.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:36 pm
by axtrader
MadDoctor wrote:Don't tell your mom that your sister was your "first" time.
would it be okay to tell dad?
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:38 pm
by YARDofSTUF
axtrader wrote:would it be okay to tell dad?
Ya he probably beat ya to it.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:06 pm
by Mark
to qoute Lawrence from the movie office space
"watch your cornhole bud"
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:48 pm
by MissTynker2
YARDofSTUF wrote:Never follow anyone thats too weak to believe in themselves.
Amen to that one!!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:20 am
by blacklab
Don't piss into the wind.
blacklab
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:28 am
by David
In spite of subjective reality, you are not alone in this world. There are others feelings and ambitions. Everyone is thinking.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:41 am
by A_old
word hard for what you need and want; remember that material things don't make you happy in the long term
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:08 am
by CableDude
Don't get into the technology field.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:55 pm
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Always lock the bedroom door.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:42 pm
by mountainman
Choose a career that involves doing something you love by following your dream.
(e.g. what I didn't do)
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:48 pm
by MissTynker2
mountainman wrote:Choose a career that involves doing something you love by following your dream.
(e.g. what I didn't do)
Its NEVER too late!
Choose a wish, find a dream,
Pick a wishing star;
Let your hopes and spirits soar,
High and free and far.
Reach for the unreachable,
Stretch to touch the sky,
Know no dream you treasure
Is too far away or high.
Believe in the impossible,
Then work and try and do..
For only those who DARE to dream
Can make a dream come true!!
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:50 pm
by brembo
Colostomy bags are NOT toys.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:00 pm
by Debbie
mountainman wrote:Choose a career that involves doing something you love by following your dream.
(e.g. what I didn't do)
I'm with you on this one!
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:28 am
by Croc
It's in my sig.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:34 pm
by Lefty
Questions from women like "Does my ass look fat in these jeans" are to be avoided at all costs.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:37 pm
by MissTynker2
Lefty wrote:Questions from women like "Does my ass look fat in these jeans" are to be avoided at all costs.
Depends on the woman! Giggle! I would dearly LOVE to hear that any portion of my body might resemble a bit of fat!!...but as a rule..you are correct...those could be deadly words!!..depending of course on the response
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:52 pm
by Unholy
Keep your expectations low, that way you won't get disappointed.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:58 pm
by Comtrad
Play the hand you're dealt to the best of your ability.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:08 pm
by MissTynker2
I soooo LOVE this thread!!! Many, many mentions of things that are so easily forgotten.
Unholy...yuppers!! Tis ok to make plans...just do not try to plan the OUTCOME!!...thats where disappointment comes in to play!
Comtrad...yuppers again! Remain flexible at all times
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:14 pm
by Comtrad
I've always liked that one. You may not have a choice at what comes your way or how things are. I also really love poker, so it works. lol
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:16 pm
by mountainman
MissTynker2 wrote:Its NEVER too late!
Oh, I'm working on fixing it.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:05 pm
by Mad_Haggis
Maybe you should not order another beer?
Always pass on that advice.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:50 pm
by BMED
Affirmative Action BLOWS...unless you're trying to get a job you have no qualifications for!
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:02 am
by Cerberus1027
you can't change the past you can only create the future. The best revenge is a good life.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:11 am
by downhill
brembo wrote:Colostomy bags are NOT toys.
ics:
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:17 am
by vinnie
Some things are best not done naked. Ironing is one these things.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:48 pm
by chimdogger
vinnie wrote:Some things are best not done naked. Ironing is one these things.
Frying bacon in the nude is another.