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Upgrade her computer?!?!?!?!
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:17 pm
by MadDoctor
My secretary (shown here) says I should replace her computer (shown in the background) but I’m not so sure. Given that all she does is word processing (and some personnel service for me now and then) should I upgrade her computer?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:20 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Can we see an itemized picture list of her hardware?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:21 pm
by Humboldt
Quick answer: no
Realistic answer: no
Financial answer: no
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:25 pm
by MadDoctor
She wants one of these (she likes blue).
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:25 pm
by MadDoctor
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:26 pm
by MadDoctor
Humboldt wrote:Quick answer: no
Realistic answer: no
Financial answer: no
1. Look at that face
2. Look at that face
3. It's tax payer's money
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:26 pm
by Humboldt
MadDoctor wrote:She wants one of these (she likes blue).
Maybe if she was running her own porn site.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:27 pm
by Humboldt
MadDoctor wrote:1. Look at that face
2. Look at that face
3. It's tax payer's money
Cuteness has no relevance here. My god man, next thing we know you'll be buying all the sheep waterbeds.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:30 pm
by MadDoctor
One of “the boys” took an upgrade/transfer to another state. Given fair hiring practices, equal opportunity and a diverse workforce, I was more-less forced to hire this woman. Should I think about filing an EEO complaint?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:31 pm
by MadDoctor
Humboldt wrote:next thing we know you'll be buying all the sheep waterbeds.
Uhhhhhh already did that.....
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:34 pm
by Humboldt
MadDoctor wrote:Uhhhhhh already did that.....
If I bat my eyelashes at you will send me a check?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:39 pm
by MadDoctor
Humboldt wrote:If I bat my eyelashes at you will send me a check?
I'll send the IRS.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:45 pm
by minir
MadDoctor wrote:She wants one of these (she likes blue).
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Hi MadDoctor
From the stress lines on her forehead i'd say Yes! Give the poor girl what she needs for goodness sake.
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minir
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:15 pm
by A_old
that thing looks like a POS. buy a cheapie dell for 400 or 500 bucks and it'll be PLENTY for word processing.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:17 pm
by Sava700
MadDoctor wrote:My secretary (shown here) says I should replace her computer (shown in the background) but I’m not so sure. Given that all she does is word processing (and some personnel service for me now and then) should I upgrade her computer?
if this is her.. you tell me where she lives/works or whatever and i'll fly there drive there hell I'll walk there and do her..I mean it personnaly!!
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:25 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
You need a specialist.....I'll be out to your office tomorrow.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:45 pm
by Humboldt
YeOldeStonecat wrote:You need a specialist.....I'll be out to your office tomorrow.
Ken will KILL you if you do.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:48 pm
by CableDude
MadDoctor wrote:One of “the boys” took an upgrade/transfer to another state. Given fair hiring practices, equal opportunity and a diverse workforce, I was more-less forced to hire this woman. Should I think about filing an EEO complaint?
Oh my!
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:36 pm
by blebs
Do either of them cam on the job?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:47 pm
by MadDoctor
blebs99 wrote:Do either of them cam on the job?
No. However... this one does.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:41 pm
by CableDude
blebs99 wrote:Do either of them cam on the job?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:51 pm
by A_old
...don't make rude comments about them, jebus
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:54 pm
by CableDude
Amro wrote:...don't make rude comments about them, jebus
Ya rly!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:54 pm
by IRS
MadDoctor wrote:I'll send the IRS.
IRS here may I help you...........
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:53 pm
by MadDoctor
IRS wrote:IRS here may I help you...........
Perhaps. Keep the car running.....
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:57 pm
by CableDude
Moar
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:59 pm
by twwabw
MadDoctor wrote:My secretary (shown here) says I should replace her computer (shown in the background) but I’m not so sure. Given that all she does is word processing (and some personnel service for me now and then) should I upgrade her computer?
Wow!
If I were you, I'd buy her ANYTHING she wanted, if it meant she'd stay there!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:01 pm
by CableDude
twwabw wrote:Wow!
If I were you, I'd buy her ANYTHING she wanted, if it meant she'd stay there!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:10 pm
by MadDoctor
twwabw wrote:Wow!
If I were you, I'd buy her ANYTHING she wanted, if it meant she'd stay there!!!
Waaaaaay ahead of you!
She has a better computer than anyone on the staff!!!!
The one in the back is going to a school (as do all our old computers).
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:14 pm
by CableDude
MadDoctor wrote:Waaaaaay ahead of you!
She has a better computer than anyone on the staff!!!!
We think alike.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:17 pm
by blebs
All I wanna know is do they cam during work?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:47 pm
by MadDoctor
blebs99 wrote:All I wanna know is do they cam during work?
This one does (only this one).
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:50 pm
by MadDoctor
Just last weekend, one of the ladies had us over for dinner. I have no idea what we ate... nor do I really care.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:55 pm
by MadDoctor
Two of the ladies played dress-up with sheets. That was fun!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:56 pm
by MadDoctor
Here they are playing around in the break room.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:59 pm
by MadDoctor
As at any party... some drank too much!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:59 pm
by MadDoctor
My life. Oh... and one for CableDude
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:33 pm
by CableDude
MadDoctor wrote:Two of the ladies played dress-up with sheets. That was fun!
I'll take these two!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:42 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Cable is so happy right now he applied to work saturday for free!
And thats good, cuz with his current AV, HE'LL BE BANNED HERE!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:44 pm
by CableDude
YARDofSTUF wrote:Cable is so happy right now he applied to work saturday for free!
I'd be in charge of the whole place if I worked on Saturday.