Giggles
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:36 am
Hi to All
Hope your off to a terrific day.
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When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "You ARE planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
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Bruce is driving over the Peace River Bridge one day in his car when he saw his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.
Bruce slammed on the brakes and shouted,
"Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing'?"
Sheila turned around with a tear in her eye and said,
"Bruce. You got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce got a lump in his throat when he heard this and replied,
"Sheila, not only are you great in the sack, but you're a damn good sport too!"
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regards
minir
Hope your off to a terrific day.
-----
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "You ARE planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
*****
Bruce is driving over the Peace River Bridge one day in his car when he saw his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.
Bruce slammed on the brakes and shouted,
"Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing'?"
Sheila turned around with a tear in her eye and said,
"Bruce. You got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce got a lump in his throat when he heard this and replied,
"Sheila, not only are you great in the sack, but you're a damn good sport too!"
--
regards
minir
