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Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:53 pm**

haha
YYEEAAHH.
My future wife will need to sign this contract.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:57 pm**

Keg Party wrote:haha
YYEEAAHH.
My future wife will need to sign this contract.

Today the only thing she will sign are the Prenups... for all of your assets. Good luck, dreamer.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:04 pm**

F**KIN' - A baby !!!

(i would show this to my wife, but i'm afraid to ...

)

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:20 pm**

I want to know if that was actually an article in the noted magazine at that time or if this was made up...

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:26 pm**

Kyle wrote:I want to know if that was actually an article in the noted magazine at that time or if this was made up...

Real !!! Ah, the good ole days !

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:50 pm**

Now that's the way it should be!

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:41 pm**

Brent wrote:Now that's the way it should be!

Boy, do you have a whole lot to learn !!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.

Try that on your new girlfriend... correction, primary hand.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:54 pm**

I know it'll never be that, but i can dream

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:09 pm**

Brent wrote:I know it'll never be that, but i can dream

Boy do I feel sorry for your future Wife... Victim. Should you ever find one. With that current attitude. Just an opinion mind you.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:34 pm**

She is wearing a white dress so that she matches the rest of the kitchen appliances....

Show this to your wife, Porifirio, and you will be sporting it in a very uncomfortable place.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:56 pm**

Ah the good days.

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:17 am**

ya know i haven't seen one woman post in this thread.. i wonder why?

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:43 am**

You know I may be a chauvinist, but I think the majority of that article is pretty close to describing my wife. I've never understood why she always treats me like a King. (She says it's because I treat her like a Queen).

Maybe there's something to that eh?

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:07 pm**

kalbster wrote:You know I may be a chauvinist, but I think the majority of that article is pretty close to describing my wife. I've never understood why she always treats me like a King. (She says it's because I treat her like a Queen).

Maybe there's something to that eh?

Your wife Asian?

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:10 pm**

Prey521 wrote:Your wife Asian?

lol.....

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:52 pm**

No, ... She's an Idahoan.

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:55 pm**

kalbster wrote:No, ... She's an Idahoan.

Oh, my condolences, I had no idea..................

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:28 am**

Thanks, I needed that.

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:15 pm**

[quote="Sava700"]ya know i haven't seen one woman post in this thread.. i wonder why? ]

Because we can't stop laughing long enough to type a reply...

Sad truth is that is the way it used to be...then we burned our bras..things will never be the same.

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:20 pm**

Teirney wrote:Because we can't stop laughing long enough to type a reply...

Sad truth is that is the way it used to be...then we burned our bras..things will never be the same.

Word, now we have a bunch of old women walkin around with their tits swinging inches off the ground

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:22 pm**

Prey521 wrote:Deleted -B-

runs to fallout shelter

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:26 pm**

Lefty wrote:runs to fallout shelter

You'd be safer underneath one of them saggy breastsssssssssss

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:33 pm**

Prey521 wrote:Deleted -B-

Unless they fall off.

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