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Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! *edit* Pics Added! *NWS/NS*
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:38 pm
by Prey521
I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!
Was walkin into the laws house the other night with my dad in law, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!
Help me, help me please!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:39 pm
by Zilog B
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:41 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
OK who has the "This thread is worthless without pics" image?
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:42 pm
by Ken
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:42 pm
by Scott
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm
by Prey521
I'm still traumatized and you guys mock me! Such friends I have here!
Serious, my eyes are still searing!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Oh man I'm still laughin'
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm
by Spammy
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm
by Prey521
I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:44 pm
by Zilog B
Lefty04530 wrote:I have been aboard her, and climbed to the top of the center mast to take pictures.
Whoah!!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:46 pm
by Prey521
schlurpee wrote:Whoah!!!!
You climb on top of that, you can pretty much see the NYC skyline!
//prays to God that the wife forgot the SG url//
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:48 pm
by MadDoctor
Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.
I feel your pain.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:49 pm
by Prey521
MadDoctor wrote:Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.
I feel your pain.
Thank you, finally someone whom understands the anguish that I am going through! We boys yo, we boys!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:51 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:52 pm
by Ken
OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...
Prey521 wrote:I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!
Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance.
OK, this sounds like you were in the house with mom in law neekked when pop walks in, no...
So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel
WHY? HOW?? Prey, you stared at her THAT long? Eye to eye contact, looked her over, then watched her walk down the hall????
If her bedroom is right by the door, why did she go running down the hall???
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.
WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...)
Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...) Why did you keep watching her...?
You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!
I must admit, you do seem, how can I say this..., a bit mentally disturbed...
Help me, help me please!
My sides hurt from laughing!!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:52 pm
by Prey521
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!
Oh man, are you kidding, I don't think that I will ever bust, for as long as I live
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:53 pm
by Prey521
Ken wrote:OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...
My sides hurt from laughing!!!!
Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:54 pm
by Ken
Dayyymmmmmnnnnn
This thread smells like cottage cheese and a$s!!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:54 pm
by tao_jones
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:55 pm
by YeOldeStonecat
So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:55 pm
by Prey521
Oh ya, and I worded it wrong, I went to their house, and my dad in law let me in, not that I was already there!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:56 pm
by Ken
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:56 pm
by Izzo
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:56 pm
by Zilog B
YeOldeStonecat wrote:So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?
buckwheat in a leglock ?
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:57 pm
by Ken
YeOldeStonecat wrote:So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?
Well? Come on prey, inquiring minds and all that...
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:57 pm
by Prey521
YeOldeStonecat wrote:So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?
Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:58 pm
by Blisster
been there, done that!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:59 pm
by Ken
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:00 pm
by Norm
Accident?
Yeah right!!
Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:01 pm
by Ken
Prey521 wrote:Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it
See any starfish?
Did she, by chance, ...bend over to pick something up off of the floor?
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:02 pm
by wee96
Prey521 wrote:
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
Oh dear LORD AAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:02 pm
by Izzo
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:04 pm
by Prey521
Norm wrote:Accident?
Yeah right!!
Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol
LOL, no way would I ever want to plan that! My eyesight is pretty good and notice a lot in a short amount of time! The thing is, that she didn't see me as soon as I saw her, she saw me a few seconds later, after she took the towel off her hair, which she unfortunately dropped
I have no idea why I didn't look away!!! I just wish that I had, I sorta envy Ray Charles
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:08 pm
by MadDoctor
I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.
Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:09 pm
by wee96
I can seriously picture it so perfectly, the absolute horror your face must have shown is probably going to make the motherinlaw be embarressed for centuries to come.
Is her butt that bad? Damn..
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:10 pm
by Zilog B
I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:11 pm
by Prey521
MadDoctor wrote:I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.
Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?
Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:12 pm
by YARDofSTUF
Prey521 wrote:I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!
Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!
Help me, help me please!
This post has been quoted to preserve potential blackmail.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:12 pm
by ghost
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:12 pm
by Izzo
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