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Talking Urinals
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:57 am
by minir
Hi to all
Do we really need this?
Personally i think we should tell Molson to ... Piss Off
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Molson Breweries has announced it will install talking hockey-puck-sized gadgets in the base of urinals in 100 Montreal bars.
Patrons will hear a disembodied voice at crotch level extolling the virtues of their favourite brews.
The "interactive urinal communicators" are activated by motion to sound a siren and say
"The cold shot of Molson Dry at 6.5% alcohol -- it's legal."
Talk to the penis. The hand is busy.
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minir
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:01 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
minir wrote:Patrons will hear a disembodied voice at crotch level extolling the virtues of their favourite brews.
Personally I would rather hear the mumbled words of something from a females voice since it is in fact that low.
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:09 am
by Chris
pi$$ on that, I'm staying home to drink
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:28 am
by minir
Hi Joint Chiefs of Staff & Chris
A Female voice would seem more appropriate
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Chris
It's coming to the point you can't find any solitude from Ads. Bummer.
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Thanks Fellas & Cheers
regards
minir
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:42 am
by Croc
minir wrote:
Talk to the penis. It has no conscience.
Fixed.
The one thing I do not need to hear is a urinal talking to me while I am taking an alcohol induced slash unless it was female saying ... " Well hi there big boy".
At least Canadians know what to do with hockey pucks.
No thanks Larry. I hope never to see it here.
Croc.
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:19 am
by minir
[quote="Croc"]Fixed. ]
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Hi Croc
Two things come to mind, one is that some Dip-Sh*t will pick one up and drop it in someones Mug of Beer.
Two...There will be Penalties Called
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Thanks Croc & Do have a dandy day
regards
minir
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:42 am
by wee96
Id hate to have that, it would laugh at me
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:52 am
by Roody
wee96 wrote:Id hate to have that, it would laugh at me
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:02 am
by minir
Hi wee & Roody
Your not alone wee, figuratively
Thanks and have Fun Fellas
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minir
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:10 am
by Lilith
Thanks Minir, we needed that!
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Personally I would rather hear the mumbled words of something from a females voice since it is in fact that low.
Ummm...like a female whistle, or a wOOt!, or perhaps a sultry voiced rating system?
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:33 pm
by minir
Hi Lilith
Nothing funnier than truth Eh Lilith
Thanks for your reply and do have a lovely day
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larry
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:36 pm
by Blisster
that p!sses me off!!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:41 pm
by minir
Hi Blisster
Right On!
Thanks and do enjoy your day
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minir
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:55 am
by cho
Talking Urinal wrote: Thank you sir! May I have another!
Actually if they are going to have talking urinals...they should bring back those female lip shaped ones from JFK airport..hehe
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:17 am
by minir
Good morning *cho*
Thats something to Gloss over *cho*
Thanks and do enjoy your day
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minir
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:59 am
by SRF01
minir wrote:The "interactive urinal communicators" are activated by motion to sound a siren and say
"The cold shot of Molson Dry at 6.5% alcohol -- it's legal."
Sound a siren!?
Well I guess there's going to be even more really dirty washrooms in montreal soon.
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:46 am
by minir
SRF01 wrote:Sound a siren!?
Well I guess there's going to be even more really dirty washrooms in montreal soon.
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Hi SRF01
Looks good on the Puckers
Have a Terrific day & Thanks
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regards
minir
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:02 am
by YeOldeStonecat
minir wrote:Hi to all
Do we really need this?
Oh boy, I think that's amusingly stupid Minir...when facing the wall, I'd rather not have some voice talking to me from the urinal. Oh well, something else to crack the usual jokes about when a buncha guys are facing the wall, eh?
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:24 am
by minir
Good morning YeOldeStonecat
To think that some idiot in an Ad Agency got a Bonus for coming up with this is stupefying to say the least.
I hate to think whats coming for the Womens Bidets
Thanks YOSC and have a Fun day
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minir