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What is the difference between girls and women
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:29 am
by blacklab
What is the difference between girls and women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:40 am
by Roody
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:14 pm
by fastchevy
LOL good stuff!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:21 pm
by A_COMMUNIST
sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.
i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:40 pm
by fastchevy
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:44 pm
by tao_jones
fastchevy wrote: 
I dont not find your rolling eyes funny and I am usually right about not find rolling eyes funny so i would recommend not laughing at your rolling eyes...that is all
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:46 pm
by Zilog B
A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.
i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.
Stop posting
Good joke Blacklab
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:52 pm
by hairyb4ll5
A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.
i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.
Then click the back button and end yourself now before its to late.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:17 pm
by tao_jones
schlurpee wrote: Stop posting
maybe he will go away
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:24 pm
by MadDoctor
A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.
However that is me. Sometimes humor simply eludes me. If you find the joke funny then that’s cool... because we all have the individual right to like or dislike a joke without judging other people.
I’m usually not right about these things so feel free to react the way you wish. Have a great day!
fixed
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:28 pm
by Lefty
Good one blacklab, nice fix MD
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:42 pm
by Needlefreak
lefty04530 wrote:Good one blacklab, nice fix MD
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:55 pm
by blacklab
A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.
i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.
Hi A_COMMUNIST
I sort of agree with you - it is not very funny. I was really posting it for the young lads on the board who haven't had much experience with women and don't suspect the stages their life will go through. This explains that.
If you are into women(hell maybe these would apply if you have a man friend) you have to admit some of them are true. I expect some of the older ones on the board may be getting to the age where they will have a story. I think minir is getting up there so you never know, he may have a story to tell.
Of course when you get to be that age the most important thing a woman can have is a drivers licence.
blacklab
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:08 pm
by fastchevy
Commie..
That joke is exactly how it is in real life.
When you're old enough you'll know what we're talkin about.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:29 pm
by TrUtHsMaCkEr
lefty04530 wrote:Good one blacklab, nice fix MD
thumbs up to blacklab and MD