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All this talk about souls lately has fueled my interest in beginning another recruitment campaign.

I need someone to train under MadDoctor, since Meggie has not accepted my impromptu invitation to join the Team several weeks ago.

I need volunteers, reply to this thread if you have interest. Of course there's something in it for you:

• An initial virgin of YOUR choosing, to be your Girl Friday and Personal Wh0re, with a 6-month renewal period
• Company car
• Company credit card
• Spacious new home on 10 acres with your own personal boat slip on the Lake O' Fire
• Free meals from the cafeteria
• Membership to American Family Health & Fitness

The only thing I desire from you is your soul, that's all.

The deadline is next Saturday at the stroke of midnight, so act quickly on this wonderful offer! Also indicate if there's anything else you care to offer in exchange to sweeten the pot.

Sign up below.
VVVVVVVVVV

-TD

What's the limit on the credit card, and do they seve hamburgers ala carte in the cafeteria?

Originally posted by jumpingrat
What's the limit on the credit card, and do they seve hamburgers ala carte in the cafeteria?

The card is unlimited. You have it simply to facilitate the execution (I love that word) of your duties.

The burgers are any way you want them. And btw, the meat is Black Angus.

Originally posted by The Devil
the meat is Black Angus.

I personally “tenderize” each cow to insure the most tender eating experience. Ask for the rump roast.

*pulls pants back up*

Originally posted by MadDoctor
I personally “tenderize” each cow to insure the most tender eating experience. Ask for the rump roast.

*pulls pants back up*

Debauchery at it's best!

Originally posted by MadDoctor
I personally “tenderize” each cow to insure the most tender eating experience. Ask for the rump roast.

*pulls pants back up*

Hmmm....

Mabey I will stick with the tofu.

Originally posted by jumpingrat
Hmmm....

Mabey I will stick with the tofu.

Well.....? You in?

Hell, I don't need an invitation. I'm game!

Originally posted by Patrick K
Hell, I don't need an invitation. I'm game!

Okay, so what evil have you done, besides threaten to post a pic of your nasty foot? We'll need more evil than THAT.

I would sir but remember I already gave you my soul like 8 years ago? You snuffed out those people I asked, and made me sign that contract in blood n everything? Can I get a renewal?

Originally posted by Patrick K
Hell, I don't need an invitation. I'm game!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The diet pepsi of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Originally posted by The Devil
Okay, so what evil have you done, besides threaten to post a pic of your nasty foot? We'll need more evil than THAT.

What would you like then? Your wish is my command. I'm way past due for a good threat banning.

Originally posted by wee96
I would sir but remember I already gave you my soul like 8 years ago? You snuffed out those people I asked, and made me sign that contract in blood n everything? Can I get a renewal?

It automatically renews, you needn't do a thing. If you'd like to be considered for this position, just fill out the appropriate inter-departmental forms.

Originally posted by The Devil
It automatically renews, you needn't do a thing. If you'd like to be considered for this position, just fill out the appropriate inter-departmental forms.

Here's my fax number to send the forms...wait you already know it. lol

Two times the Devil with all the significance.

Originally posted by The Devil
It automatically renews, you needn't do a thing. If you'd like to be considered for this position, just fill out the appropriate inter-departmental forms.

Crap, that means ill be in even more pain in hell though, right? DAH WELL, im still in! Say wuzuahh to Hilter for me.

Originally posted by Patrick K
What would you like then? Your wish is my command. I'm way past due for a good threat banning.

I don't see any inherent evilness going on here. It should be instinct, not based upon commandments from Below. Some guys here are just naturally bad, some are not.

I'll throw you in the hat, but don't give up that job offer in the midwest.

Originally posted by wee96
Crap, that means ill be in even more pain in hell though, right? DAH WELL, im still in! Say wuzuahh to Hilter for me.

If I wanted to give you more pain, I'd send you to the Motor Vehicles Division and have you try to renew your tags.

And Hitler had no soul, therefore he's just dead.

Originally posted by The Devil
If I wanted to give you more pain, I'd send you to the Motor Vehicles Division and have you try to renew your tags.

And Hitler had no soul, therefore he's just dead.

Oh I thought you kept him in your toilet so everytime you shat he got a little prize?

Originally posted by The Devil
I don't see any inherent evilness going on here. It should be instinct, not based upon commandments from Below. Some guys here are just naturally bad, some are not.

I'll throw you in the hat, but don't give up that job offer in the midwest.

About the job thing. The position is now filled by me.

Originally posted by PãradØxDêit¥™
Two times the Devil with all the significance.

Now YOU'D fit in, I can see that. What ever happened to that cute girl you were hanging out with.....what was her name....Misty...Crystal....some cute name like that.

Originally posted by Patrick K
About the job thing. The position is now filled by me.

I knew that.

[LOOKS AROUND]

Originally posted by The Devil
I knew that.

[LOOKS AROUND]

Thanks for the help.

Originally posted by Patrick K
Thanks for the help.

NP, that part was easy, all I had to do was make those other guys do something that'd get them dismissed.

Jen was tough to influence though...

Originally posted by The Devil
Now YOU'D fit in, I can see that. What ever happened to that cute girl you were hanging out with.....what was her name....Misty...Crystal....some cute name like that.

Damn good memory, It was Misty and I married her.

Originally posted by PãradØxDêit¥™
Damn good memory, It was Misty and I married her.

Okay, so you're already in Hell.

Actually, the way SHE looks, more like...er...heaven.

Originally posted by The Devil
Okay, so you're already in Hell.

Actually, the way SHE looks, more like...er...heaven.

LOL, I be sure to tell her that the Devil thinks she looks good.

<<<< Looks for a good divorce lawyer.

Originally posted by PãradØxDêit¥™
LOL, I be sure to tell her that the Devil thinks she looks good.

Good or Evil may have it's differences, but HER we can all agree upon.

Satan, does my wife work for you? She swears she does'nt but there is no way that she has learned how to torment me like that on her own. I see your hand in it.

Oh yes I would like to enter an agreement with you, in addition to the terms stated can you cause my neigbors to spontaneously combust and make their dogs hair fall out?

Originally posted by Patrick K
About the job thing. The position is now filled by me.

*shows secret handshake*

Welcome to the team! A game of twister starts in one hour

*checks twister name-list for hot women*

Originally posted by jumpingrat
Satan, does my wife work for you? She swears she does'nt but there is no way that she has learned how to torment me like that on her own. I see your hand in it.

Oh yes I would like to enter an agreement with you, in addition to the terms stated can you cause my neigbors to spontaneously combust and make their dogs hair fall out?

For animals, see MadDoctor. For revenge, see me.

Originally posted by MadDoctor
*shows secret handshake*

Welcome to the team! A game of twister starts in one hour

*checks twister name-list for hot women*

He's NOT THE ONE! He was talking about his geek-watcher job!

[STICKS OUT HAND, WIGGLES FINGERS]

QUICK, we need to change the secret handshake!

All dogs (well most of them) are exempt from torment. I do run a special on cats every Monday if that fits into your agenda.

Originally posted by The Devil
He's NOT THE ONE! He was talking about his geek-watcher job!

[STICKS OUT HAND, WIGGLES FINGERS]

QUICK, we need to change the secret handshake!

Done!

*adds Patrick's name to black list*

Originally posted by The Devil
All this talk about souls lately has fueled my interest in beginning another recruitment campaign.

I need someone to train under MadDoctor.

I think I found someone to "train under" me.

Originally posted by MadDoctor
I think I found someone to "train under" me.

Psssssssttt..MadDoc, come closer....that's not what you think..It's YeOldStoneCat in his halloween costume last year.......

This thread is woefully lacking in interested parties. I may have to start a sign-up only thread.

I'm interested, but like wee96, you already have my soul, therefore I have nothing to offer.

Originally posted by ghost
I'm interested, but like wee96, you already have my soul, therefore I have nothing to offer.

Yes, but experience counts.

Just put in the paperwork and I'll see what I can do.

Originally posted by The Devil
Yes, but experience counts.

Just put in the paperwork and I'll see what I can do.

I'm on it!