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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:29 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
MadDoctor wrote:Hi JCOS!!!!!!! :)
hiya Doc!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:36 am
by Santa Claus
Teirney wrote: :nod: I'll take some of those..please!!! :D

OK, but just to be fair, I'm bringing Chris these. :cool:


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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:40 am
by Santa Claus
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Hey Santa,

I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.

Merry Christmas :)

OK done deal.

Just do me a favor, I don’t care how fast you can run with those new shoes, just make sure you stay two steps ahead of trouble over there.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:43 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Santa Claus wrote:OK done deal.

Just do me a favor, I don’t care how fast you can run with those new shoes, just make sure you stay two steps ahead of trouble over there.
Roger that big guy.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:43 am
by Comtrad
Santa Claus wrote:OK, but just to be fair, I'm bringing Chris these. :cool:


[img ]http://library.pittstate.edu/friends/au ... h_2002.jpg[/img]
That's from 5 years ago. Those ladies are all past their prime now.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:45 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
Santa Claus wrote:OK, but just to be fair, I'm bringing Chris these. :cool:


http://library.pittstate.edu/friends/au ... h_2002.jpg
This should hold Chris over a bit.

https://www.speedguide.net/forums/ ... eerleaders

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:47 am
by YeOldeStonecat
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Whoa!! Congrats Brian!
Heya Patrick....great to hear from you! :thumb:

How're things over there?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:49 am
by Santa Claus
Ken wrote:Santy, I am still trying to take off what Mrs. Claus put on me last year. I have tried Ajax, and even Ajax wouldn't take it off... :wth:
Oh, you got that too huh?

Ajax won’t work. Bleach, Brillo pad and boiling water. In that order, and don’t mind those big red bumps, they go away after a year or two.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:50 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Heya Patrick....great to hear from you! :thumb:

How're things over there?
It Sucks! We just got back from the PI. 6 weeks vacation, a killer tan and our anniversary wedding. Boy it sucks being back.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:53 am
by Santa Claus
Comtrad wrote:That's from 5 years ago. Those ladies are all past their prime now.
I’ll tell you what, dip yourself in honey and let all those women lick it off at the same time, and you tell me who blows their “prime” first.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:55 am
by Comtrad
Santa Claus wrote:I’ll tell you what, dip yourself in honey and let all those women lick it off at the same time, and you tell me who blows their “prime” first.
Their tongues might turn to dust though.

I think we should go with some college freshman cheerleaders.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:04 am
by Santa Claus
Comtrad wrote:Their tongues might turn to dust though.

I think we should go with some college freshman cheerleaders.

OK…OK…OK….enough already! :irate:


I’ll let loose of some of my girls gone wild just to make you and Sava happy, but I swear, if any of those girls come back with bite mark there’s gonna be hell to pay!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:08 am
by MadDoctor
Comtrad wrote:That's from 5 years ago. Those ladies are all past their prime now.
Perhaps I could be of assistance.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:27 pm
by Ken
Santa Claus wrote:Oh, you got that too huh?

Ajax won’t work. Bleach, Brillo pad and boiling water. In that order, and don’t mind those big red bumps, they go away after a year or two.
Thanks for the tip! I have been Googling for a cure all year and came up with nothing more than an infestation of spyware and crabs... In the interim, is it ok to pop the red bumps? You know, inquiring minds and such...

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:55 am
by YeOldeStonecat
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Whoa!! Congrats Brian!
Thanks! Italian and Phillippino. (I'm sure I spelt that incorrectly..first cuppa coffee)

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:06 am
by Joint Chiefs of Staff
YeOldeStonecat wrote:Thanks! Italian and Phillippino. (I'm sure I spelt that incorrectly..first cuppa coffee)
Philippina for chicks! Does yours have that jealous streak with a white hot temper? :D

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:17 am
by YeOldeStonecat
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Philippina for chicks! Does yours have that jealous streak with a white hot temper? :D
She's 1/2 Italian....so double it!

But it's worth it!

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:43 pm
by tHE_0ne
YeOldeStonecat wrote:If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife. :D

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more pics !

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:51 pm
by Santa Claus
A Merry Christmas to All and to All a Merry Christmas. :)

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:04 pm
by downhill
Santa Claus wrote:A Merry Christmas to All and to All a Merry Christmas. :)
Check your stocking, Santa...

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:25 pm
by Santa Claus
downhill wrote:Check your stocking, Santa...
:D




http://www.northpole.com/NoradSanta.asp

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:47 pm
by Sava700
Well its about 3 more hours till I should see some hot college chics! :D

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:47 pm
by blebs
I guess you ran into to too much red tape to help me with my dentures. :(

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:56 am
by Sava700
Well I guess I'll never see my Hot college chicks now.. :(


Santa in g-string arrested on DUI charge
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken sled driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state's legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.

The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes. His sled was towed to an impound yard, police said.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/25/gstrin ... index.html

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:04 am
by Paft
I sure hope one of the packages under the tree is a bottle of Kahlua. A really, really big one. 2007 needs to be done now.

Merry Christmas, ya'll.

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:13 am
by CableDude
Sava700 wrote:Well its about 3 more hours till I should see some hot college chics! :D
No chics for U! :nope:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:55 pm
by Sava700
CableDude wrote:No chics for U! :nope:
santa must be banned!!!! :irate: :irate:

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:34 am
by CableDude
Sava700 wrote:santa must be banned!!!! :irate: :irate:
:rotfl: