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ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:07 pm

Took a few days off
So I could quit cigarettes.
New, improved ghost now.

Major league babe found;
She smart, into computers,
Most intelligent.

New girlfriend not smoke,
She's worth it for me to quit;
I do this myself.

She not know the truth
But done for her, thus me too.
New energy found.

Now food taste different;
Must take care not to pig out
Lest be big fat ghost.

Must stay muscular;
Work out daily for months now.
'Ricans fear the ghost.

Prey's audio flame
Most funny, he try so hard
To be what ghost is.

When man tries too hard,
Desperation evident,
Seen by everyone.

Except for L-Dawg;
He say "Cool Prey, you da man."
What a cocksucker.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:11 pm

I thought you were banned!

Rings890 · Post by **Rings890** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:11 pm

good to see you back. Congrats on quiting smoking.
It's good to see it hasn't affected your speech.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:14 pm

hey Ghost. Congrats on the catch.

sito · Post by **sito** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:20 pm

Congrats! I've just finished the long road to quitting, it's worth it in so many ways. Notice how bad they smell as a non-smoker?

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:21 pm

Originally posted by -Hitman-
hey Ghost. Congrats on the catch.

Ahh but ghost not catch;
It is he who is the caught.
She ask him out, heh.

Most gorgeous is she.
Drive an Impala SS -
It is a bonus!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:21 pm

I'm a quittin too(as I light one up

). Cuttin out the at work smokes, then gonna throttle back at home. My health insurance went up 25%

.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:23 pm

......And a lot less expensive to work on too!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:25 pm

Originally posted by sitosterol
Congrats! I've just finished the long road to quitting, it's worth it in so many ways. Notice how bad they smell as a non-smoker?

Not been with people.
Since Monday been all alone,
Have not been working.

Picture ghost quit smoke...
Then go to work; Each head seen
As batting practice.

Take many days off,
Then emerge as new person;
No enemies gained.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:27 pm

You doin yer traffic reports in Haiku these days?

Traffic all screwed up
Morons littering highway
Just stay at home please

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:30 pm

Hey Ghost...errr....I mean Chief Runningatthemouth

Thats great! I'm so happy for you...quitting smoking is hard but you will be stronger for it...and a new babe too...cool!

Congrats again Chief!

I mean Ghost....

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:32 pm

Originally posted by brembo
You doin yer traffic reports in Haiku these days?

Traffic all screwed up
Morons littering highway
Just stay at home please

Actually I did
One report all in Haiku
But that was last week.

"Crash on Ninety-Five;
Delays begin at Broad Street;
Route One - alternate."

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:33 pm

Originally posted by ghost

Actually I did
One report all in Haiku
But that was last week.

"Crash on Ninety-Five;
Delays begin at Broad Street;
Route One - alternate."

You sir, are my hero.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:39 pm

Originally posted by brembo

You sir, are my hero.

Actually it was a series of Haikus, 'bout six or seven of them as the entire report. Everything accurate too, naturally.

Thanks, brembo, you're my hero too.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:55 pm

Originally posted by John
You should plug SG.net in your daily traffic reports

Metro Traffic has quite a reach in ANY market, we're #1 in the world, period. You have no idea how many tens of millions of people you can reach with a national ad with us - it'd blow your freakin' mind! Just like our rates would!! LOL!!

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:57 pm

i filled up my car
only took seven twenty five
have gone 74 miles

didnt take much gas
took six point two five gallons
eek 12 m.p.g.

car should get 30

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:58 pm

Originally posted by John
You should plug SG.net in your daily traffic reports

then the server too busy messages would never end!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 6:03 pm

Originally posted by MMC
i filled up my car
only took seven twenty five
have gone 74 miles

didnt take much gas
took six point two five gallons
eek 12 m.p.g.

car should get 30

Uh, yeaaaahhh!

Shiznit, I get 18 mpg outa the GHOST-SS, and that's with a V8 and 4.11 gears!! Around town!!!

Your car has problems. Like a fuel leak or something.

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 6:07 pm

were getting it checked this weekend

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 6:14 pm

Originally posted by ghost

Actually I did
One report all in Haiku
But that was last week.

"Crash on Ninety-Five;
Delays begin at Broad Street;
Route One - alternate."

now try it in smapf00 sometime!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 6:21 pm

Originally posted by Ken
Welcome back my friend
Good fortune has came to you
Congratulations

May your heart be full
of the warmth and pleasures true
Life is very good

Thank you Ken.

Nothing like a good woman to make a man's life whole again. I could be very angry and bitter and anti-woman for the betrayals, but I know that it's love that makes the world go round, not THINGS. Besides, I'd rather be in a relationship anyway, and being a hater wouldn't help matters any, heh.

Remember when Jack Nicholson said, in the movie As Good As It Gets, to Helen Hunt: "You make me want to be a better man."

Well this woman makes me want to be a better man. Quitting smoking is just the start. Something is different about this one.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 6:31 pm

Just when I thought the golden age of haiku had waned for SG, the haiku proliferater returns!

drdoug99 · Post by **drdoug99** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 6:37 pm

Congradulations on quitting smoking, and your new lady love...glad to see things are going well for you Ghost.

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 8:38 pm

Congrats ghost.

Quick question....when do we get so see the new miss ghost???

HalfLifer · Post by **HalfLifer** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 8:40 pm

Congrats, wish my mom would quit

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 9:43 pm

Originally posted by fanta
Congrats ghost.

Quick question....when do we get so see the new miss ghost???

The relationship is new, so pics are not to be had. Naturally, pics, when gotten, will be passed along. She sure looks good in her Impala SS!

She drives that damn thing too, if you KWIM!

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 9:47 pm

Originally posted by drdoug99
Congradulations on quitting smoking, and your new lady love...glad to see things are going well for you Ghost.

Thanks, drdoug, one makes the other easier to do.

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 3:00 am

Originally posted by ghost

Thanks, drdoug, one makes the other easier to do.

You'll enjoy the new stamina if you KWIM

ColdFusion · Post by **ColdFusion** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 3:41 am

Originally posted by ghost

Except for L-Dawg;
He say "Cool Prey, you da man."
What a cocksucker.

thouself dont understand
a nice man like ghost
would say such

he is cool
why such said
such a deragotory word

Thou hurt inside
thou wishes pain to go away
but such will not happen

Wanted to complement
but the last
made thy decision.

ColdFusion · Post by **ColdFusion** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 3:46 am

Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG

thouself dont understand
a nice man like ghost
would say such

he is cool
why such said
such deregatory word

Thou hurt inside
thou wishes pain to go away
but such will not happen

Wanted to complement
but the last
made thy decision.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:04 am

Originally posted by fanta

You'll enjoy the new stamina if you KWIM

That's not what I was referring to when I mentioned one making the other easier to do, but I get your drift.

Bad man, very bad man.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:06 am

Originally posted by fanta
Congrats ghost.

Quick question....when do we get so see the new miss ghost???

BTW, how's the exotic babe you're working on?

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 10:29 am

Mission accomplished!

Didn't quite work out, but thats ok. I'll post pics of her soon enough.

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 11:35 am

Originally posted by fanta
Mission accomplished!

Didn't quite work out, but thats ok. I'll post pics of her soon enough.

Mission huh? Heh, I guess that's the difference between the younger guys and us older guys....one is looking to conquer, the other is looking for a partner.

Yes, post pics of this exotic beauty!

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 11:51 am

Mission huh? Heh, I guess that's the difference between the younger guys and us older guys....one is looking to conquer, the other is looking for a partner.

No, difference between the two is "unf unf UNF!" and "Wheez wheez wheez *cough* *cough*"

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