OJ Simpson is invincible

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OJ Simpson is invincible

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Found not guilty of assault/battery.

"Simpson had been charged with misdemeanor first-degree battery and theft from an occupied automobile, a
felony, for allegedly grabbing the glasses off a man who had honked at him for driving through an intersection
in front of him.

If convicted, Simpson could have faced up to 16 years in prison on the two charges."

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Do you now see the advantage of dealing with me?

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Originally posted by The Devil
Do you now see the advantage of dealing with me?

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UH.................NO!
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Originally posted by The Devil
Do you now see the advantage of dealing with me?

TD
If i ever kill anybody or commit any crime, I want OJ to be right there with me. That way I'm positive that I wont be going to jail :o
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Post by Jim »

Originally posted by The Devil
Do you now see the advantage of dealing with me?

TD
:rotfl:

He'll end up in jail one way or another. :D
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Originally posted by crazyman
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
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He was innocent the first time and he's innocent now, so i'm not surprised ;)
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Post by FunK »

Yeah, blood in the bronco and gloves that don't fit.

He has as much right to call himself innocent as Jessie Jackson has to call himself a man of good family values, worthy of preaching to others about.

OJ is obviously a model citizen, one to have the children emulate for sure.................. :sleep:


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Anyone ever consider investigating a link between Simpson and Clinton ;)
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At least he's promised to find the REAL perpetrator of this road rage incident ;)

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Originally posted by bunson
At least he's promised to find the REAL perpetrator of this road rage incident ;)
Good one, Matt.
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Post by poptom »

Originally posted by Indy
Anyone ever consider investigating a link between Simpson and Clinton ;)
Can't be done. They're squeaky clean. :p and :p
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What can I say.

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Cann't touch that!
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Post by ghost »

Originally posted by Prey521
He was innocent the first time and he's innocent now, so i'm not surprised ;)
Yeah, it was all a set up by The Man. :rolleyes:

You're next. :D
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Post by ghost »

Originally posted by bunson
At least he's promised to find the REAL perpetrator of this road rage incident ;) -matt
Good one, I didn't think of that line, heh. :D :rotfl:
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Originally posted by ghost


Yeah, it was all a set up by The Man. :rolleyes:

You're next. :D
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Originally posted by Crump UH.................NO!
You will learn soon enough, my Crump. Make a deal with me and things happen! I can even arrange for you to lose your virginity.

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Originally posted by The Devil


You will learn soon enough, my Crump. Make a deal with me and things happen! I can even arrange for you to lose your virginity.

Sound temptingggggggg? Mmmmmmm?

Just sign right here.
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