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    "TOP 34 OXYMORONS:"

    35. State worker
    34. Legally drunk
    33. Exact estimate
    32. Act naturally
    31. Found missing
    30. Resident alien
    29. Genuine imitation
    28. Airline food
    27. Good grief
    26. Government organization
    25. Sanitary landfill
    24. Alone together
    23. Small crowd
    22. Business ethics
    21. Soft rock
    20. Amtrak schedule
    19. Military intelligence
    18. Sweet sorrow
    17. Compassionate conservative
    16. "Now, then ..."
    15. Passive aggression
    14. Clearly misunderstood
    13. Peace force
    12. Extinct life
    11. Plastic glasses
    10. Terribly pleased
    9. Computer security
    8. Political science
    7. Tight slacks
    6. Definite maybe
    5. Pretty ugly
    4. Rap music
    3. Working vacation
    2. Religious tolerance

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    You forgot the best there is:

    Political correctness

    hahaha, "soft rock"... I like rock the way it's supposed to be: HAAARD!!!!!!!

    tune in: HardRadio, Hard as a ROCK, hehehe! They play some real music there.
    ex-WoW-addict

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    well one more, "jumbo shrimp".

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    Microsoft Works
    DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer
    RAY..... the guy that sells me beer
    ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer
    FAR..... the distance to my beer
    SO...... I think I'll have a beer
    LA...... La la la la la la beer
    TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer
    That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass) D'OH

    By Homer J. Simpson

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    Originally posted by Calculon:
    Microsoft Works
    HaHa....

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    Military Intelligence
    The quickest way to end a war, is to lose it.

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    MICROSOFT WORKS....had that for years. It never struck me. LOL

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