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    What kind of Navy ship would be named after the former President Bill Clinton???

    Perhaps the first ship of the next class of carriers will be the USS Bill Clinton. It will boast the ability to steer a course straight down the middle, but will have a tendency to veer to the left or toward large sums of money. It will be fueled by an unending supply of testosterone, which perpetually replenishes itself. Its presence will always be marked by chaos and destruction, but there will never be enough evidence to prove that it was really there. Maintenance of this class will be a nightmare as items will constantly disappear from the aircraft and wardroom furniture will mysteriously vanish.


    Its sister ship, the USS Hillary Rodham, will easily steer to the left or to the right, if you know what I mean. Keeping decklogs on this ship will be difficult, as there will be no knowledge of having been anywhere or having done anything. This ship will also run on testosterone but will require a much higher octane. This ship will be characterized by impulses to suddenly change homeports.

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    I'll never figure out how America bought into this huge illusion that Clinton was so illusive.

    Give me a million bucks to investagate anyone..and I could probably dig up more dirt than what was heaped on Clinton. Keep in mind, lvslr, that I did not vote for him in either race. I just happen to belive that the far right has probably over extended the bounds of fair play.


    There were more convictions under Regan's reign or Bush's reign than Clintons....yet we spent 72 million on Star's little fiasco.

    That does not include how much the FBI spent trying to find ex lovers..(they found none) and investigating various Richard Mellon Sciafe funded scandels....(trooper gate comes to mind)...


    I could write a book on this subject but I'd have a hard time finding a press "liberal" enough to publish it.

    Think about it......72 million dollars...and everyone that made accusations about him made money........

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    Ya forgot those 2 ships would be under constant attack for marginal reasons
    She's presenting like a mandrill!

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    USS Monica Lewinski

    I'd smoke a cigar after the ships ceremony!
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    I would name it "the Lewiski"

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    Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
    USS Monica Lewinski

    I'd smoke a cigar after the ships ceremony!
    USS Moncia Lewiski CVN-69 Though the hull number is already taken it's still befitting.
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    Originally posted by MadDoctor
    downhill. I want you. Give it to me. Don't let mouse know.

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    Originally posted by downhill

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