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    Talking Brembo's Childbirthing Experience...

    Deep in the backwoods, a woman named Noeva went into labor in the middle of the night, and the MadDoctor was called in to assist in the delivery.

    Since there was no electricity, MadDoc handed Brembo a lantern and said "Here you %$#@*&^, hold this high so I can see what I'm doing. Noeva has never heard of personal hygiene, and it's a jungle down there!"

    Soon, a baby boy named Uody, was brought into the world.
    "Whoa there," said MadDoc. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I can't see clearly through the moss and vines, but I think there's another one comin'. *****, just what we need, another creature from the black lagoon!"

    Sure enough, with in a few minutes, an enormous gas bubble burst, and out came a baby girl named Bremba!

    "No, no, no, you $%#^ing IDIOT! I said don't be in a hurry to put the lantern down...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried MadDoc as he dropped to his knees crying and gaging from the stench.

    Brembo scratched his "jewels", sniffed his finger, then scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked MadDoc,
    "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"....

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    *Adds Ken to "list"*

    Any final requests Ken?
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    is this true brembo?

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    Originally posted by Randy
    is this true brembo?
    Mostly
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    * slaps brembo with tuna fish , scampers into hole

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    we are workin' on one MESSED up family tree! It does explain a lot though...

    good stuff Ken

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    Originally posted by Noevo
    we are workin' on one MESSED up family tree! It does explain a lot though...

    good stuff Ken
    Quote Originally Posted by Zilog B
    Loading the dishwasher at brembo's house means bringing the fiancee a sixpack home.

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    So I guess I'm the distant cousin that no one talks to at family reunions. *pouts*

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    Originally posted by Macho-Module
    So I guess I'm the distant cousin that no one talks to at family reunions. *pouts*
    Court ordered, we cannot discuss you. Ever since the "goat" incident.
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    BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT GOAT WAS WEARING!?

    She had it comin.

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    goats ok but im sticking to sheep

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    Originally posted by Macho-Module
    BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT GOAT WAS WEARING!?

    She had it comin.

    You trying to get me tossed in jail...I've said too much already.
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    MadDoc was trying to regain composure. He knew from the bodily noises and erruptions, that he didn't have much time...

    MadDoc yelled out the window to the fellow that was temporarily living in the outhouse, "Randy!, Get in here with the toilet paper and dynamite! Quick!!"

    But it was too late. Another gas bubble emerged. This one had a green fluorescent tint to it. Brembo started scratching again. The "fruits" of his labor reminded him to clean the grime from under his finger nails.
    Scraping his nails on his teeth, Brembo smiled! He now remembered that he hadn't changed his socks in nearly 13 months, since he had to remove his shoes to add up how many times that he and his sister Noeva had slipped out behind the barn trying to produce hybrid off spring.
    He had been saving that toe-jam for a special ocassion, and tonight was the night!
    "Schwaeet success" Brembo belowed as he admired the raisin like object before putting in between his cheek and gum.

    The phosphorous bubble burst just as Randy came rushing through the door!

    MadDoc stumbed over the bed pan, kicked the spittoon, and hit his head on Bremba's pants that were standing up in the corner. He was knocked out cold!
    Randy was in a state of shock. For a second, he thought he was blind. Wiping the film residue from his face, he finally could see.
    Or had he died!?

    Staring at him was the ugliest thing he had saw in his life, except for the time he had walked in on Noeva dressing.
    The gender could not be determined on the horror that he stared at in awe.

    "Macho Module!" cried Brembo as he grabbed the deformed part human, part goat, part lemour and part Chihuahua, baby that had just emerged after the fog settled a bit.

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    Thumbs up

    Good stuff Ken!

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    Can we get a group therapy rate? Sorry, I had to ask-Andrea want's to know.

    Remember folks this is all ghost's fault!!!!


    hmmm, now we just need to figure out how ghost was spawned....

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    Originally posted by Noevo
    Can we get a group therapy rate? Sorry, I had to ask-Andrea want's to know.

    Remember folks this is all ghost's fault!!!!


    hmmm, now we just need to figure out how ghost was spawned....
    dude, I see you have the same insomnia problem as I do!

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    HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH????

    I'm not sure i'll ever sleep again

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    "Macho Module!" cried Brembo as he grabbed the deformed part human, part goat, part lemour and part Chihuahua, baby that had just emerged after the fog settled a bit.
    Who's muh daddy!

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    Originally posted by Noevo
    HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH????

    I'm not sure i'll ever sleep again
    envy is one one of the seven signs, they'll get their own justification soon enough!

    humped by a deer is not a satifactory vengence to some!

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