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    Annalysa gets a tech support call from carl....

    Well, last night I was a bit on the tipsy side. So I posted a thread. Well, a bunch of people showed up. We all chat and stuff, as time goes on, I decide what a great idea it would be too call Anna on her tech support line. After I bugged her a bit, she gives me the #.

    So first call, I end up disconnecting, it was a 25 minute hold time.

    Second call, I connect. But I did not get Anna so I hung up.

    Repeat on the third call. I believe the tech I got was John. Hung up again. Now in irc anna is telling me "LOL John just goes "I GOT HUNG UP ON AGAIN!"

    Fourth call. This time I actually talk....
    This is where I meet Robert and at this time I was 15 sheets to the wind.

    Robert: Hi thanks for calling <something> can I get your serial # please??
    Carl: blah blah serial #.
    R: How can we help you today carl?
    C: Well robert, I have this printer see, and I went out on the interweb and got these britney spears pictures, now when I try to print em, they are just coming out in symbols and funky letters, I aint got no spears pics.
    R: Well sir, a printer is third party hardware, you would have to call thier tech support, what kind of printer is it??
    C: Its a hewlett pakker. OH hey do they have my spears picatars?? Becuase I sent them to the printer, maybe they have the pictures and I got thier symbols and stuff??
    R: No sir I do not believe that they have your pictures, you will have to call them though to have this fixed.
    C: Yeah, I got em off the interweb, you know those sites where they tell you all bout britney and such. I was going to print em out and show em to the boys down at the plant.
    R: I see.
    C: So your saying I should call HP and get my pictures back then huh.
    R: No sir, you should call hp and they can trouble shoot your printer for you and get it fixed.
    C: So they aint got my pictures?
    R: no sir.

    From here I proceeded to get the # to HP and disconnected.

    4th call. I was in the que to get robert, but WHO DID I GET! Thats right ol carl got ahold of Anna. Again I was drunk so I am probably going to miss a few things, but anna can fill those in. This is what I remember.

    Anna: Intro.
    Carl: Serial #.
    A: (I hear her start laughing allready) How can I help you today carl??
    C: Well, I just got off the phone with robert, and he gave me the HP #, but it didn't work.
    A: Ah the HP #.
    C: yep, I am trying to get my printer to print pictures of britney spears for the boys down at the plant, and all it does is print this gobbltygook(yes I said gobbltygook).
    A: Well sir, lemme see if..
    C: I looked em up on the interweb thingy, and now my homepage is set to the britney site too!! All these little thingys start poppping up too and click the x and click the x and click the x and click the x and click the x and click the x. To try to close them. Sometimes I just push the power button thing and turn it off. Is taht a bad thing??
    A: (allmost audibly laughing now) Yes sir, turning off the power is a bad thing. What kind of printer did you have again??
    C: Well, I think its a hewlett packard, I got it down at staples, they got the palm pilots there too. Lemme look at it.... Do you think they are keeping my spears pictures?? Because I want those back.
    A: (laughing more noticably now) No sir, I do not believe they have your brintney pics.
    C: Ok good. Hey its a lexmark! Not an HP!!
    A: Ok, well sir, you will have to call thier tech support for help with that.
    C: OK, I can tell them to give me back my britney picatares! Will they be using the e:mail to send them back to me??
    A: (lose's it this time, has to put me on mute) I'm not sure sir.
    C: Ok, becuase I think I got the e:mails or somelthing. I need a stamp for that right, so I can get those pictures back???
    A: I'm sorry???
    C: A STAMP FOR THE E:MAILS SO THEY CAN SEND THE SPEARS PICATARTS BACK TO ME! Then I can printer em up.
    A: Yes sir, they will get you fixed up.
    C: Well thats good, because I talked to Robert there and john too I think, both good guys there. Sh*t I gotta go buy stamps now for the e:mails.
    A: (laughing out loud now) Ok sir, thankyou for calling.
    C: OK, thanks for the #. Imma go get my spears pics back!

    End of call. Again, anna fill in some gaps, because that is about what I remember. I think its pretty close though.

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    Upon reading the thread, yeah there was more. Anna will have to fill in the blanks.

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    you said you couldnt see her boobies on the printer
    they were getting smiley faces on them

    then you asked me if you thought they were real
    I am amazed I didnt pee myself
    I am awesome.

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    Too bad there isn't an audio recording of this somewhere that we could listen to
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    LMAO...you guys where really bored weren't you
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    I may have still been being recordered
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    find out and steal the tape!
    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
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    Originally posted by MMC
    find out and steal the tape!
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    hahathat as just a joke lastnight...
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    they will save it and put it in there favorite silly calls.

    we have em... there great they have tons of them
    I am awesome.

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    get a copy of it...post it here...
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    S1lv3r, does she sound as hot as she looks...?
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    I will if i can..

    I am sure I will hear about it if they have it
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    Why do I see a BOFH copy in this...

    "B****** Tech-Support Callers from H***" (BTSCH)

    ...hmmm...

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    Originally posted by Paft
    Why do I see a BOFH copy in this...

    "B****** Tech-Support Callers from H***" (BTSCH)

    ...hmmm...
    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
    Said by XSeanX on AIM I wish girls were a lot easier
    Originally posted by Needlefreak May the fleas of a thousand taliban camels feast happily on your lower region..
    Originally posted by Jim Heart attack on a bun?

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    Originally posted by CiscoCert
    S1lv3r, does she sound as hot as she looks...?
    Hehe, she sounds like Anna! She didn't give me her phone sex tech support voice, she was too busy laughing. Cisco should be your next caller Anna

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    anyone ever get the tapes?
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    your bored arn't you!
    Quote Originally Posted by Zilog B
    Loading the dishwasher at brembo's house means bringing the fiancee a sixpack home.

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    she keeps promisieng to look for them...but I doubt she has them anymore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightowl
    your bored arn't you!
    lol No doubt!
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